Unforced tanking edition
/hoc/
rate this setup
>0 cups
first for girls socks
post gifs
do we have hope
no piss jug/10
No. Tavares will be gone after next season
Is there somewhere in Canada where everyone hates the NHL and where everyone hates the ice hockey?
>cant even see her feet
i hope the isles never win again and tavares gets hiv aids
Out of my way San Jose fucking shit
>rags
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Lots of hope. Girl looks like a typical Brooklynite
Toronto is 90% Muslim. Sand nigs don't like hockey.
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uh wrong, sweetie
>69
>player walking headfirst into an overhead swing like some cartoon
nice
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How many of them actually watch Donesh Charinger and Ronit Macurry?
Official song of the Toronto maple leafs
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>Have learned the #Canucks have called the agent for D Karl Alzner and F Jordan Weal. Both local products.
Benning couldnt get the good ol local boys in the draft so hes stockpiling them in FA
I watched the whole thing to the end while scratching bum
>getting local talent
cause that worked so well before
>"There is absolutely no place for blacks in the National Hockey League"
How did Bettman get away with that?
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Did anyone cap the recent one?
Notice on the top it literally says June 25th 2017?
I mean the entire reaction with the posts following included
oh didn't realize you wanted to look at a bunch of the same old reaction images with posts that read the same HOLY SHIT BASED DOGGO!!!!
ill do it later too tired rn
Alzner is still a very good player, you wouldn't be disappointed with him, provided it's not a shitty contract
>screencapping your own post
bruh
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Reminder that /ourguys/, the MinneGOATa Wild picked up Martin Hanzal this draft rather than some cone that has a 20% chance of becoming an 11 minutes a game duster in 2023
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>duel fans for maximum air circulation
looks comfy desu
This *is* Benning we're talking about
what ever happened to that green monkey?
top kek, I remember this guy taking multiple pictures, as I remember different games being in the TV.
it's almost like he's proud of his squalor.
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more toes
I always imagine the boxes were peeking out of the closet looking at him in disgust
fucking kek
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Where to cop cheap newer (lace up) Seattle Thunderbirds jerseys?
sketchychineeseclones.co.cn/buyfakejerseys4cheap/holyshityouactuallythinkshittassholeisgettingateam
>yes I want cheap knock-offs
>no I don't think Seattle is getting their own team any time soon but I really like the Thunderbirds team and their jersey and would like to have it
Which NHL team do you miss?
There are some extinct hockey teams like Atlanta Thrashers, Quebec Nordiques, Hartford Whalers
Seals
seattle millionaires
finland
for me, it's kevin fiala
Toronto maple leafs
Looks poor as fuck, why don't you get an AC you poor shit.
Are you readyyy
rocket richard & art ross incoming
very good!!
commieblocks with favorable lighting are still commieblocks pekka
Just tried ironing clothes for the first time
Gillette sponsorship when?
whoa big boy
next learn to tie a tie?
No, I've worn ties for years.
Just never ironed my clothes. Instead I'd put them in the dryer with a damp rag.
I'm going to go weightlift now
keep us updated
Might learn how to roller skate. Do you think if I make the NZ roller hockey team an NHL team might scout me?
I've arrived and have received nods of approval from the regulars.
Man that gym looks ghetto tier. Where are you, in prison?
Without any doubt or hesitation in my mind, mate
It's actually very nice
average asain qt at the stape
here they COME
Are any Pongs gonna refuse to meet Drumpf?
you think he gives a FUCK about the sharks this year?
How come Toronto doesn't attract better players when Toronto is such a nice multicultural city filled with love and prosperity?
Haven't you heard? The Maple Leafs suck dick and ass.
Unlike Sweden, not everyone loves muslims.
Are u saying that canadians oppose your country's liberal immigration policy?
No Im saying americans do. Good ol canadian boys love playing in toronta
The hangover is real boys
Gym went good, took my body to Swolesville
What did they mean by this?
Are you in möksä?
>spending thousands on shitty looking tattoos
Are tattoo "artist" the worse con-artist in existence?
>Svechnikov-Rasmussen-Mantha
who /bigguys/ here?
>drafting big guys in a manlet league
No wonder /yourteam/ is shit.
Very late jej
manlet shitters better swerve when this lad is on the ice
PENULTY
holy shit i missed this lmao
>muh grit
>muh physicallity
Go back to 2007. This league is a speed league now, lankster
McDavid 6'2
Matthews 6'3
Laine 6'5
Puljujärvi 6'4 (+10 inch dick)
Other than McDavid, who uses autism to succeed, theyre all busts
>implying svechnikov and mantha aren't fast and skilled too
wew
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>Mantha
>Fast
JAjajajajjaja maybe research your own prospects. Hes just bargain bin Ovechkin
t. Val dor season ticket holder est 2004
>i will literally pay you to make me look like a talking dumpster
it's the consumer's fault, as always
>players peak in juniors
m8 he's no swarthy greek but he's faster than he looks this past season in the NHL
>listening to a hockey podcast
>they say the Minnesota Wild won the draft
>I scoffed and was taken aback until I realized that instead of some no-guarantee plug that will peak as a 3rd line winger (on the 20% chance he doesn't bust) they got a proven NHL 40 point player in Martin Hanzal
was this the highlight of the season?
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