Women are funny, get over it

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>hard for me to travel because I'm a mom
>claps

What did they mean by this?

DUDES SHOES LMAO

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>when she goes for the hashtag joke

Genuine kek

Kill yourself joke was pretty good

The first minute was genuinely painful. Like the joke's weren't even necessarily that bad, but her timing and pacing was so awful that it made them bad.

>keep at it champ!

What the fuck, is it just me or is uBlock origin not blocking shit on Sup Forums anymore? Are these board banners not considered ads?

mine works

>her slow, awkward pacing and unoriginal punchlines
>that one laughing guy in the audience

>after a year, Cameron Esposito's glorified blog is back on the AVClub
>half the article is just her being upset about the negative comments from her previous entries

When's the last time Cameron actually tried to make people laugh?

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use umatrix and noscript

I agree, woman are fucking hilarious.

Look at this video lmao

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Problem, misogynists? :^)

Faggot OP aside, what are some good comedians I should have seen by now?

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>she gets paid to go around the country getting pity laughs for being a single mom and a retard

>people still trying to imply comedy isn't dead

Is he ourguy?

I was coming here to post about him,.

That ONE guy who laughs.

pretty funny, and I voted trump for the record

I personally like Hedburg, early Carlin, Chapelle, some of Louis CK's stuff. Patrice O'Neil...
Steve martins' stand up is better than any of his movies.

Americans are retarded. That's all you need to know.

>you've cracked the code
>by the time I figure out you don't know exactly what it means, we've already boned

you guys realise she's dropping a massive red pill?
you know how many chicks I've boned with the preface of saying I'm a feminist despite not acting like one at all?

>Maybe if I would laugh I would be rewarded with sex

>Do you believe in equality? Well then just say you're a feminist.

Wow I never heard this before, it totally blew my mind what a great comedian and critical thinker I'm totally a feminist now thank you Alice Wetterlund X'D

>If I laugh she won't call me a little faggot and threaten to fuck a bull

That's more what it is. A lack of power turned into submission.

>i don't have any kids...... that i know of!!!!!

Not even her being hot can make me laugh at anything she's saying.

>standing next to Conan at the end

Looks like a perfect height for BLACKED

>do you know how many chicks I've boned?

I'm gonna guess 2 at the most.

>saying something your not
Is there anything less honorable than renouncing your faith you debaucherate

jesus

so many female comedians material revolves around feminism

IRISHED

There's a reason they tried to exterminate us. First we took all the English women, then all the Scottish, then we moved to America and took all the Italians

You ever notice how all the hottest men alive are part Irish?

literally all women do is lie so the least i can do is return the favour

that was hard to watch..

Get it? It's a thing guys say, because they could impregnate someone and not know it if they never saw that person again. But she's a woman so, she'd know, because of the 9 months of pregnancy. Hilarious.

It wasn't completely bad, but I nearly closed the page when she said 'toxic masculinity'. And it didn't really feed into any humour. She could make her bit about feminism half as long and it would be just as funny

>But she's a woman so, she'd know,
My mother isn't sure who my father is.

something something target audience

"im a mom..."
laugh wait

"easiest one to get..."
laugh wait doesnt come though

"im a feminist..."
applause wait
when she was talking about her 'friend' being suicidal she meant herself btw

lol i ain't clicking that link

go die now pls

Are we posting qts now?

>Alice Wetterlund is a proud feminist, but that doesn't mean she hates men. That part is completely coincidental.

The video description is funnier than her entire set.

well that's funny considering she literally says this in her set. so you found part of her set funny.

t. someone who didn't find anything in the vid remotely humorous

I guess it was so trite I blacked out.

Are you retarded?

she doesnt say that

t. person who understands wording is important in comedy, unlike some fuckhead im quoting

she says she's a feminist and hates men but they're coincidental

description says she's a feminist and hates men but they're coincidental

Scribe word for word what she said then compare it to the youtube sub title.

You're gonna discover that the exact wording of a joke is very important, maybe if you knew anything about comedy you'd know that, but you're fucking dumb.

the laughter sounds canned like in a sit com

and the small dick means they can stagger back into the night leaving no trace of their misdeeds

Jesus christ

I think it's messed up you can pander to an audience by adding a humourless half minute to a set mentioning something like toxic masculinity.

That's because Conan's 6 3", dude is so disproportionally tall

No, he's just the child of a mother who doesn't know she had him and an absentee dad. Probably survived the first 14 years of his life on hobo semen.

>I'm a mom
lone "woo"
>Thanks!
>I have two cats...
smattering of pity laughter

and that's enough of that, 20 seconds in

the comedic timing and wording has nothing to do with the fact that they both mean the exact same thing. pedantic as fuck friend

>not being pedantic in comedy

this is why youre not funny

>the comedic timing and wording
>doesnt matter

t. dicklet

LOL she said she's a single mom and her children are cats haha

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she's making fun of men for being stupid and doing anything to get laid you moran.

this was garbage too you guys don't have to pretend its funny just to shit on the OP's vid. I think I've gotten to the point where I can safely disregard all stand up comedy. It's a shitty "art" form that's not worth my time.

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>get over it
More like get under it
Under a car
You need to fucking die OP

Shouldn't she be making fun of women who are dumb enough to fall for those tricks

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Yes.

I think I could have gotten more laughs than this and I'm social invalid who mumbles.

I enjoyed Louis CK's stand up on Netflix as well as Jim Jeffries, and John Mulaney.

shame bill burr's little cartoon was total shite

Cut your cock off and grow your hair out and we'll get you on the late night circuit.

Reminder that SNL is shit

John Mulaney is pretty good, Jim Gaffigan (although not everyone likes him), Eddie Murphy and Dave Chapelle.

Yeah, but Why Do I Do This, and You People Are All The Same are god tier. I'm Sorry You Feel That Way is pretty good too, but it doesn't hold up to the other two.

same with her travelling as a mom
>wait
>nods her head awkwardly waiting for applause
fucking get out of here
>it's the most difficult job in the world
fucking unintential funny shit

I noticed OP girl was emulating Silvermans cadence and topics.

I also noticed that Silverman is emulating that curly haired lady from Cheers when I caught an episode a while back

That is indeed a good Cuckold Comedy starter pack

>A feminist comic
Oxymoron from hell

>those feet

you can't just call any list with louis c.k on it a cuck list

The BBC made a commitment to making HALF of their panel show comedians female.

There are men struggling to get on TV/Radio and now women have HALF the positions allocated for them.

I'm so used to hearing this type of material now.

This. It's fucking everything.

silverman, fey and poehler suck ass though and SNL was never funny

If this was a male comedian, he wouldn't even get a chuckle on an open mic.

So they stepped from the 'there has to be at least one there all the time' to 50/50?

Here's a feminist comic.
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And some ridiculous quotas on race, sexuality and I think disability, that are way higher than the national average.

I soldiered through the op's link but I'm not finishing that

God she's fucking horrible on every level.

>near 40
>no kids
>makes jokes about only having cats in her life

I'm seeing a trend here.

She's cute, I didn't watch.

>iwn fuck a qt andro lezbean

>I dont have any kids...that I know of
>actual fucking laughter

fuck you that laughter was added in post it had to fucking be. That is not a fucking "punchline" worthy of that magnitude of laughter.

damn i refuse to believe these people exist,
it hurts to watch

>gamergate

lol

you guys should check out iliza schlesinger

not funny, but very attractive

shows like conan and live audience sitcoms have literal cheerleaders to rile up the crowd.
usually a b list comedian who will try to make them laugh between segments and takes, to keep the mood up, often your supposed to look to that person to see what the reaction should be
basically they take advantage of the mob mentality, so almost without thinking you laugh or boo or whooo following their lead and the crowd around you
its why shitty shows like big bang theory can claim their filmed in front of a live studio audience, the laughter is as fake as a laugh track but produced by real people following instructions

While stand up can be good, Stand up comedians as people are some of the most unbearable cunts on the internet