>Usain Bolt joins the NFL
>plays for literally any team as WR
>runs seams or posts on every passing play
>so fast that it forces every defense to send their secondary into prevent mode on every play
>if he isn't wide open on his route, the QB can just chuck the ball to the HB on a screen or flat for 20+yds because the secondary is down by the endzone
give me one good reason why this wouldn't work
Other urls found in this thread:
He would celebrate after a TD and then get shot by the comissionner.
>an actual cheetah joins the nfl as a halfback
>goes zero-to-sixty quicker than any human possibly can
>if someone tries to tackle it they get mauled to death
because he's stick thin and weak and you can just jam him up at the line so he never gets going
>john cena joins the nfl as an offensive tackle
>gives the DE an attitude adjustment at the start of every play
>after a few plays the defense is out of defensive ends because they're all receiving medical care
>no sacks ever
and don't tell me he couldn't do it, because he did it to the big show and hte great khali
>get tested for doping
>banned for life for containing oil for blood
>195cm
>94kg
That's perfectly fine for a NFL wide receiver.
Can he run a route? Can he break a tackle? Can he block? Can memorize the playbook? Can he utilize that burst several times over the course of three hours. If the answer is no to just one of these things, He's no good for the NFL
en.wikipedia.org
>Since Jones was a world-class sprinter, he could beat any coverage, but had trouble catching the football.
>Can memorize the playbook?
>be qb
>'we going to do a 24 blue hook triangle, on shotgun formation, and i'll call a fake audible to make sure their ends get confused so we take the side routes, k?'
>'nigga u wat'
>'just run wide'
>'why didn't you say so in the first place?'
>my wife joins the nfl
>plays defense
>fucks every opposing qb on the field while i take care of her son
>infinite sacks
That's one ugly bitch
Because nobody said he can catch. I'd rather have a slow WR who can catch the football that a fast one who cannot.
Knowing and properly running your route can be the difference between a catch or an interception. Jerry Rice is touted as one of the best we of all time despite being mediocre athletically is because he was an excellent route runner and could lose defenders and get wide open
Kek
She's a subhuman Anglo.
Fast babbys who can't catch and can only run go routes never succeed in the NFL. See players like Darius Heyward Bay and Tavon Austin, they're shit.
Tavon Austin is a slot receiver and gadget player. He's never been a downfield threat. He's also never had a good QB.
this
>jerry rice
>mediocre athletically
Safeties
Press Coverage
Not that guy, but he was. Ran only 4.6
Sprinting on a field is different than a track
>need wider stance to handle getting hit wo falling over
>no starting block for initial boost
>lower bone and tendon density in upper body due to no history of taking hits
He'd be slow in the NFL. Do you watch him race it takes him a while to get going and then he starts burning everyone after like 50 meters
Would watch handegg just for this
gonna need a name here
you just described the Kansas City Chiefs with TYREEK THE CHEETAH
Hed be about as good as m. Goodwin for the bills if he trained for the NFL. Question is tho is he durable enough to take nfl hits without getting injured?
I know you're young and creative, but top track guys frequently try to play in the NFL and they rarely do well
>le "tactics" meme
who gives a shit about your mini game
just run and catch the ball
He's tall so he's going to have the same problems Calvin Johnson and Gronk have, players are going to go for the knees and ankles.
He might be fast now, but after five games of taking tackles to the legs, he'll become human and that's where his size is going to need to make the play.
he'd get killed the first time he gets hit
Pretty sure that if he has to run in a chaotic place like a field with 11 players trying to kill him, he will be only marginally faster than the rest of the receivers. A lot of his speed comes from technique and from the track itself, and it's not like receivers are slow to begin with.
He may be a good returner though, it feels as if that position is more about forward sprinting and not so much about technique.
having fun is allowed now nigger
Running in pads is different. Colleges have tried sprinters as wide receivers only to discover that they lose a bit of speed due to the pads. Sprinters cannot take hits. Wide receivers have to be able to block. They also have to learn multiple patterns.
See this moron, everyone? He doesn't realize that playing in the NFL means learning from playbooks and watching hours tape. He really thinks you just have to "run and catch a ball".
The whole "get an Olympic sprinter and make him run deep" has never worked. Bullet Bob Hayes is the only exception and that's because he was the first.
...
Didn't this cause some butthurt?
Kacy Hill
Solution...Its a game of chess. If you know what hes going to do..its pretty easy to stop.
Play single man over top of Usain bolt. Have corner jam him. Use extra safety/lb to blitz. man on man for everyone else.
If you established a run game it might open him up for something over the top...but Bolt is traditionally pretty slow out of the gate. Which doesn't bode well for quickness. Id rather have quickness at WR than raw speed.
Beckham and Brown are quick.
What does NFL stand for now then?
Running fast in pads is different than sprinting in Olympics where people aren't allowed to cross your lane let alone check your ass off the line of scrimmage. Bolt has all the raw talent but no skill or time to learn it anymore.
Have you seen Bolt?
The dude is totally /fit/ and a big guy. He's actually bigger than many WRs in the league.