Taylor Swift getting her own TV channel on DirecTV
who is this spunk skunk
I would leave my wife and kids for taylor
you mean your wife's kids?
I would murder someone to get to fuck her
I fully intend to marry Taylor at some point in the next 5-7 years.
I would kill all of you in grotesque SAW-like ways just for a bj from this bitch
Rude.
Show some respect peasants.
Wow, another television station from a New York City-inculcated pop music drone
really makes you think
she better enjoy it while she can...
How does she do it?
Tall women look awkward.
How come her mouth is never closed?
Hopefully Karlie makes an appearance
I don't know, but I think it's cute.
What kind of kino will this station offer
dykes
Member that time TayTay hired crooked ex-military mercenaries to rob, beat up and grope Kim Kardashian? I member.
I want to believe.
4u
She fucks black guys, Stop drooling over her, you might get AIDS.
>swn dress up in an SS uniform and step on your balls
;_;
How would you fuck Taylor Sup Forums?
Missionary
no
She reminds me of an old woman for some reason
Ask her to leave after she calls Karlie over.
I'd tail 'er swiftly
>Dat mucus drop on her lower lip
Loving and gentle missionary
>Loving
TayTay clearly likes being dominated.
Where can I meat rich white society girls like Taylor Swift?
Haha, TayTay is Sup Forums related now, eat shit jani
I can think of nothing more foul and vomit inducing.
I would gladly beat her to death in the street if it meant never having to hear her fucking tripe music again.
niggers look like shit
slave auctions
u sure about that
Feels like Taytay will only settle a billionaire built like a handsome Space Marine with 10x7 dick. Thats how unattainable she is (long term).
Taylor has a 10/10 face and a 1/10 body, was it with you virgins?
What happened to his hand?
It's a 7,5/10 face and a 8.5/10 body, actually
Her boobjob did wonders for her physique desu
>the right of this pic is a 8.5/10 in America
Kek
>he's an ass guy
pleb
Spotted the faggot
literally no ass on the right.
>directv
She's actually kind of gross looking
That's the appeal.
>7,5/10 face
Maybe with make-up, but it's a boy/10 without it.
i dreamt about taytay last night, i was invited to a free concert by her personally, there was a "prep room" where you could get all the drinks and candy/junkfood you wanted, and then there was the concert area, that was all awesome but after Welcome to NY the stage grew so much I couldn't see anymore and i had to climb a sort of scaffolding but couldn't, still easy to ignore the last part tho, what a nice dream
I LOVE YOU TAYTAY
his shirt says bimbo...
>Welcome to NY
Sure it wasn't a nightmare, that song is shit.
I see AT&T is ramping up their plan to get everybody in their ecosystem. AT&T, DirecTV, WB if that goes through. Use their products and it won't count towards your data cap if you use AT&T.
the state of you
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YOU
SAD
IT'S BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
Wonder what she'd look like if she started carboloading.
Tribbing
Then 69
Then she fucks me in the missionary position with a strapon while choking me to death
HNNNNGGG
buttstuff
This
God it would feel like heaven
>asking her to leave
I want to fuck her but I would be happy just holding her in my arms telling her I love her while I jerk off
Or I would want my dick to live inside of her 24/7 just be inside of her all the time
10/10 face, sure, but not a 10/10 body
I'd still marry the shit out of her, though
The idea for this show sounds retarded but I would watch a show about TayTay farting through a walkie talkie for 30 minutes straight so whatever
Why haven't you worshiped your goddess today?
...
>you somehow manage to fuck taylor
>see scars on her butt from ass surgery
>what do?
By masturbating while watching Tyrone plowing her silly.
Be happy that she has an ass
>>see scars on her butt from ass surgery
Turn her around
In her luscious, lipstick battered mouth.
Reminder she got BLACKED
Which she had her head on a clone of Blake Lively's body.
Proof?
Good. But still not fat enough.
good god, why?
>flab
Look at that whore's belly.
You really think a pretty ass white girl like her wont ever suck a bbc just to be curious?
Yes
Does she?
oh ok
If she got butt surgery as the user was implying
Who is this reptilian?
Is there any pornstar who does interracial who looks like Taylor Swift?
I hope this project fails as badly as her pop star career should have. This no-talent drama queen needed to fade into obscurity five years ago at least.
I do wonder what current Taylor would look like chunky.
for your multi day stim fueled fap binges i assume
Probably better looking than her current teenage boy body. Then again, I do love me some chub.
So, basically Meghan Trainor? Fucking hate that twat even more than Tay tay.
fuck you that thing would look just as hideous if it were slim
All blondes look alike. Deal with it.
No they don't, coon.
Kim pls stop posting on Sup Forums and tend to your hospitalized husband
Right, my apologies. All blondes are hideous in their own unique ways. Better?
I wouldn't leave kids but I'd hate my life forever after.
Casual reminder that He made that bitch famous
Someone got their little heart broken by a blonde, poor user, hope you get over it
>Bitter and blonde
fuck a humanities channel here comes tay tay tv weee mucho content i bet
god she looks so annoying. how can you like her?
If you think she looks annoying, wait until you hear her sing.