how do I break it to my gf that I want her to sit on my face lads
Mason Rogers
>make sure you get my watch in the picture...I-I-I paid alot for it
Lincoln Bell
>Frank the Farmer
Lmao
Hudson Russell
>de boer
Andrew Jenkins
>gambling sponsor how long until gambling companies will be banned altogether from sponsoring teams?
Josiah Hall
Force it
Oliver Taylor
Just do it whilst in foreplay
Robert Hill
Just tell her to do it, don't ask
Alexander Long
Why do women put this much pink on their cheeks? They look like 10 year olds that found moms secret case for the first time. It just looks stupid
Jayden Jenkins
t. dirty spic
Samuel Turner
b-b-b-b-ut what if she tells her friends and then the entire village will know
Hunter Perez
Why? To make her the dominant? If you're into that you'll just get a bit of fun for a very high price. Don't become the sub in your relationship
Brody Cook
Is the Javi Martinez to City a meme or is it actually happening
Adam Morgan
It's a pretty common kink, just go into it from a 69
Matthew Russell
You're slow m8, he is about to sign with Liverpool.
Mason Long
>he thinks this is somehow a bad thing as long as you get to ride her face as she rides yours you're fine
t. insecure
Nathan Bell
>go into it from a 69 her hard penis would get in the way
Aaron Reyes
idk seems hot how do I make her suck cock
Owen James
*carves out your brain onto a bagel*
Liam Cooper
Any updates on the Badstuber to Swansea situation?
Easton Phillips
your post reeks of frustration and insecurity
Kayden Ortiz
you now remember Leandro Damião
Isaac Russell
kek. I once was too lazy to pirate my porn and just went to a website and one of the video suggestions had a dickgirl and it was kind of hot but it felt too weird so I didn't click it
Ethan Wright
Added la
Isaac Flores
t. cuck
Nathaniel Rogers
just ask her to try it just once and if she really dislikes it that much you won't bother her again make sure you're clean shaved and recently washed it and interact with her as she does it worked for me and she was super against it at first
Anthony Torres
just start eating her ass then lie down and pull her on top of you
Adam Powell
thx based serbro
truth is she's not actually my gf just what they call a fuck buddy since she said she doesn't want a serious relationship and I agreed because thirty as fuck. but I've been secretly in love with her for a few months now and I like to roleplay like we're actually a happy couple when she's sucking my money dry b-but shouldn't she w-wash first
I once saw a FB snip of a black guy who ate ass and his face was all swollen up I don't want it to happen to me
Alexander Hill
wife just suggested proxy sex. what transfers can I discuss with her to skirt the issue?
Caleb Wood
...
Josiah Bell
pink eye just happens if she's a dirty ass whore...
>oh wait, romanian flag DON'T DO IT
William Ramirez
...
Parker Nelson
well she fucks other dudes for 50 euros. I guess I should feel special because she actually hangs out with me and I only pay her drinks and food and ferry her around
Dylan Price
>girl doesnt want anything serious
dont get attached, it doesnt end well if you actually have feelings for her
Kevin Robinson
kek
Ian Torres
Just travel down here bro, we'll find you a clean whore interested in your gypsy dick and euros
Aiden Cox
bit too late for that. worst part I keep being terrified that she can tell b-but what if she has a bigger dick than me
Brayden Johnson
what the...
Justin James
Wait, what?
Oliver Morris
>Children's charity foundation The Leo Messi Foundation has been accused of hiding ‘tens of millions of Euros’ in tax by a report in a Spanish newspaper.
>ABC claim the charity has ‘created a framework to hide millions of euros of income generated from sponsors that has not been declared’ which means that it’s spend on intended children’s social projects cannot be verified.
>The report accuses the foundation of ‘masking a large part of its income’ and claims over €10m has not been declared to the Spanish and Argentine governments.
>It is reported that income from Non-govermental Organisations (NGO’s) registered in both Barcelona and Rosario – Messi’s home city in Argentina – was not declared.
>This follows Messi’s suspended 21-month prison sentence following a trial for tax evasion relating to his income in Spain.
who wins the prison league ballon dor? why is la liga filled with tax frauders?
Robert Cook
You breath deep and take it in with a smile, better than to be shanked to death
Luis Russell
Sheringham was unironically better looking than Beckham no homo
Donnarumma:"The fans throwing dollars at me? I didn't realise they were dollars, I only noticed later. It all didn't affect me much though, because I'm focused on the Euros."
Nolan Green
why do you walk towards the camera
Gavin Robinson
absolute madman
Ayden Ramirez
>focussed on the €s
Lincoln White
>t-they were throwing money at me? haha i didn't notice because i'm so focused on winning the euros, v-viva italia
Jason Taylor
>Bertrand Traoré est Lyonnais ! Un transfert de 10M€ pour un contrat de 5 ans >10M Jesus christ
Nathaniel Martin
>Raiola blocked someone for responding to his 'Donnaraiola 1 haters 0' tweet with 'Cholesterol 1 Raiola 0' Just further proof that he shouldn't be deciding other people's futures. He's a petulant child.
Gabriel Evans
why do people care about snubchester?
Justin James
>i-i didnt even notice! gee
Jose Collins
snubchester=best chester
Bentley Moore
Chesterfield begs to differ
Jace Watson
Well this just escalated real quick, what the fuck Romania
Parker Harris
>ABC claim absolute trash
Josiah Edwards
Wasn't it meant to be 17m? Seems a good deal for Lyon though I don't know much about him.
Benjamin Fisher
does anybody know what happened to the Salzburg vs Universitatea Craiova friendly?
Robert Gray
>Barca are actually trying to sign paulinho
why
he'll be like 40m
Brayden Perez
Waiting for sevilla to splurge on jovetic and banega
Brandon King
What the fuck is their problem?
Cameron Fisher
BASED
Justin Green
>a free man tries to help other people >the state immediately tries to break his legs so he's not a challenge
Robert Lewis
It's an absolute fucking steal and >we'll have to probably pay £50m to get him back
Luke Foster
All this virgin butthurt You NEVER ever let the female to be the alpha, that's the moment you lose and she feels entitled to everything. Not being a sub is a sign of strength, not a sign of being "insecure" Remember my advice
Blake Morgan
They need more bribes
Nicholas Turner
It really doesn't make sense. It's cheap, there is no (official) buy back, he could have covered striker and winger.
Jackson White
where do TSUUUUUU think he'll go, /trans/?
Jeremiah Flores
>THRUSTING A FUCKIN ARMENIAN TO BE DOMINANT
Lucas Green
Nowhere, he's just throwing a tantrum so that he gets paid more.
Ethan Parker
Adulthood is supporting TSUUU and Real Madrid
Thomas Miller
:)
Tyler Cook
Sky Sport says Alex Sandro asked Juve to be sold i seriously hope they implode so we can have someone else winning next year
Wyatt Sullivan
go back to pol
Hunter Stewart
Why the fuck do I even have this saved?
Jack Miller
Lids...
LIDS...
FRANK DE BOER SPEELT DE BAL
Wyatt Williams
Hahahahahaha
Aiden Torres
saved
Sebastian Phillips
Lids...
Samuel Flores
Stretch Armscouse
Christian Reyes
does this mean Lacazette is out or what? Is he going to move to United or wait til January for Atletico or what? Cos hes either he really wants to link up with Oui or hes just gay for him