/trans/ - The Worst Teddy Sheringham & Robbie Savage Lookalikes Ever Edition

Frank de Boer becomes the eighth Dutchman to manage in the Premier League after being appointed Crystal Palace manager.

He follows in the footsteps of Dick Advocaat, Ruud Gullit, Guus Hiddink, Martin Jol, Ronald Koeman, Rene Meulensteen and Louis van Gaal.

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youtube.com/watch?v=GQZN01Cqzek
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Hi, it's me Frank the Farmer. AMA

I love trans lads.

how do I break it to my gf that I want her to sit on my face lads

>make sure you get my watch in the picture...I-I-I paid alot for it

>Frank the Farmer

Lmao

>de boer

>gambling sponsor
how long until gambling companies will be banned altogether from sponsoring teams?

Force it

Just do it whilst in foreplay

Just tell her to do it, don't ask

Why do women put this much pink on their cheeks?
They look like 10 year olds that found moms secret case for the first time. It just looks stupid

t. dirty spic

b-b-b-b-ut what if she tells her friends and then the entire village will know

Why? To make her the dominant?
If you're into that you'll just get a bit of fun for a very high price. Don't become the sub in your relationship

Is the Javi Martinez to City a meme or is it actually happening

It's a pretty common kink, just go into it from a 69

You're slow m8, he is about to sign with Liverpool.

>he thinks this is somehow a bad thing
as long as you get to ride her face as she rides yours you're fine

t. insecure

>go into it from a 69
her hard penis would get in the way

idk seems hot
how do I make her suck cock

*carves out your brain onto a bagel*

Any updates on the Badstuber to Swansea situation?

your post reeks of frustration and insecurity

you now remember Leandro Damião

kek. I once was too lazy to pirate my porn and just went to a website and one of the video suggestions had a dickgirl and it was kind of hot but it felt too weird so I didn't click it

Added la

t. cuck

just ask her to try it just once and if she really dislikes it that much you won't bother her again
make sure you're clean shaved and recently washed it and interact with her as she does it
worked for me and she was super against it at first

just start eating her ass then lie down and pull her on top of you

thx based serbro

truth is she's not actually my gf just what they call a fuck buddy since she said she doesn't want a serious relationship and I agreed because thirty as fuck. but I've been secretly in love with her for a few months now and I like to roleplay like we're actually a happy couple when she's sucking my money dry
b-but shouldn't she w-wash first

I once saw a FB snip of a black guy who ate ass and his face was all swollen up I don't want it to happen to me

wife just suggested proxy sex. what transfers can I discuss with her to skirt the issue?

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pink eye just happens if she's a dirty ass whore...

>oh wait, romanian flag
DON'T DO IT

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well she fucks other dudes for 50 euros. I guess I should feel special because she actually hangs out with me and I only pay her drinks and food and ferry her around

>girl doesnt want anything serious

dont get attached, it doesnt end well if you actually have feelings for her

kek

Just travel down here bro, we'll find you a clean whore interested in your gypsy dick and euros

bit too late for that. worst part I keep being terrified that she can tell
b-but what if she has a bigger dick than me

what the...

Wait, what?

>Children's charity foundation The Leo Messi Foundation has been accused of hiding ‘tens of millions of Euros’ in tax by a report in a Spanish newspaper.

>ABC claim the charity has ‘created a framework to hide millions of euros of income generated from sponsors that has not been declared’ which means that it’s spend on intended children’s social projects cannot be verified.

>The report accuses the foundation of ‘masking a large part of its income’ and claims over €10m has not been declared to the Spanish and Argentine governments.

>It is reported that income from Non-govermental Organisations (NGO’s) registered in both Barcelona and Rosario – Messi’s home city in Argentina – was not declared.

>This follows Messi’s suspended 21-month prison sentence following a trial for tax evasion relating to his income in Spain.

who wins the prison league ballon dor? why is la liga filled with tax frauders?

You breath deep and take it in with a smile, better than to be shanked to death

Sheringham was unironically better looking than Beckham no homo

write her a polite letter and use please

what a cutie. would sit on face.

teddy was a man's man.

manchestercity.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=582702

>Dani Alves and Javi martinez set for Manchester City Medical

happy to help though you should probably end it judging by your posts

though fuck her face at least once before you do

Who wouldn't want this on his or her face

>wanting to do anything with the asshole during sex
Borderline degeneracy tbqh

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Javi story is unsourced bollocks la

Even the city forums don't seem to believe it

he-he I'll end it s-soon d-don't worry

Where's can i get some /trans/ lads?

your gf wants you to taste her asshole, user

so shes a prostitute for the other guys but for you she's more like an escort? not very good

update on Martinez to City situation la'?

youtube.com/watch?v=GQZN01Cqzek

tune 2bh

>implying i have a gf
>reminding me i have no gf

Inter sorted their FFP shit yet?

football-italia.net/104776/donnarumma-‘won’t-discuss-my-future’

Donnarumma:"The fans throwing dollars at me? I didn't realise they were dollars, I only noticed later. It all didn't affect me much though, because I'm focused on the Euros."

why do you walk towards the camera

absolute madman

>focussed on the €s

>t-they were throwing money at me? haha i didn't notice because i'm so focused on winning the euros, v-viva italia

>Bertrand Traoré est Lyonnais ! Un transfert de 10M€ pour un contrat de 5 ans
>10M
Jesus christ

>Raiola blocked someone for responding to his 'Donnaraiola 1 haters 0' tweet with 'Cholesterol 1 Raiola 0'
Just further proof that he shouldn't be deciding other people's futures. He's a petulant child.

why do people care about snubchester?

>i-i didnt even notice!
gee

snubchester=best chester

Chesterfield begs to differ

Well this just escalated real quick, what the fuck Romania

>ABC claim
absolute trash

Wasn't it meant to be 17m? Seems a good deal for Lyon though I don't know much about him.

does anybody know what happened to the Salzburg vs Universitatea Craiova friendly?

>Barca are actually trying to sign paulinho

why

he'll be like 40m

Waiting for sevilla to splurge on jovetic and banega

What the fuck is their problem?

BASED

>a free man tries to help other people
>the state immediately tries to break his legs so he's not a challenge

It's an absolute fucking steal and >we'll have to probably pay £50m to get him back

All this virgin butthurt
You NEVER ever let the female to be the alpha, that's the moment you lose and she feels entitled to everything. Not being a sub is a sign of strength, not a sign of being "insecure"
Remember my advice

They need more bribes

It really doesn't make sense. It's cheap, there is no (official) buy back, he could have covered striker and winger.

where do TSUUUUUU think he'll go, /trans/?

>THRUSTING A FUCKIN ARMENIAN TO BE DOMINANT

Nowhere, he's just throwing a tantrum so that he gets paid more.

Adulthood is supporting TSUUU and Real Madrid

:)

Sky Sport says Alex Sandro asked Juve to be sold
i seriously hope they implode so we can have someone else winning next year

go back to pol

Why the fuck do I even have this saved?

Lids...

LIDS...

FRANK DE BOER SPEELT DE BAL

Hahahahahaha

saved

Lids...

Stretch Armscouse

does this mean Lacazette is out or what? Is he going to move to United or wait til January for Atletico or what? Cos hes either he really wants to link up with Oui or hes just gay for him

>replying to your own post
Sad!