Can we get a master list going of numale music? We can sort it into tiers, like

Can we get a master list going of numale music? We can sort it into tiers, like
>100% guaranteed numale
Animal Collective
TVU
Aphex Twin
NMH
NIN
>75%+ chance of being a numale
King Crimson
Talking Heads
Burzum
Alvvays
Girl Talk
Fleet Foxes
Yes
>50%+ chance of being numale
Marilyn Manson
Jethro Tull
Led Zeppelin
John Coltrane
Miles Davis
Charles Mingus
Ornette Coleman
Genesis
>25%+ chance of being numale
Rolling Stones
Television
Ween
Wilco
The Strokes
Boris
The Angelic Process
Pavement
Sonic Youth

that's the lowest tier, everyone knows chad doesn't really care about music so being a music fan at all means you had at least a little soy to drink (that's why you're on Sup Forums). anyways feel free to add to my list, hopefully we can make this official and include every band.

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stop putting so much autistic energy into a shit meme. read a book or something

why do you obsess with this so much

tvu and talking heads are not cuck music, cuck

How the fuck is dadrock nu-male

Sufjan Stevens at least 75%

>chad soy numale cuck beta chad soy numale cuck chad soy beta numale cuck
don't you get bored

wtf there are 3 nicki minaj?

how else will my fellow centipedes know how based I am???

>numale taste in women
opinion discarded

he said nu-males

not that I agree with his list in any way shape or form.

>he was around for any of these

Damn, this nigga stupid.

>being a low test beta boy

>girl talk
Why is he on there, he is never discussed and dance party music is typically all a true chad would ever listen to

>get bored
obviously, that's why the word changes once every couple of years

you forgot all the nigger rap like kendrick lamar, young thug, future, etc

very good thread

>low test is not liking retarded goblin pajeet

Can you consider suicide?

it’s all synonymous

op is a cuck soyboy mu male cunt

>the body of a literal goddess
It's no problem or anything user, but you may actually be gay

>every couple of years
It's starting to feel shorter than that, like nu-male only started a year or so before soyboy right?

whatever you say bugman

What did he mean by this?

Numales been around for at least 2 years

not on Sup Forums, a moon shaped pool came out two years ago and the nu-male shitposting would have been everywhere

>Moon shaped pool came out two years ago
Please tell me this is not true
Fuck

I've found the tumor. It's already stage 4.

please have sex

give or take a couple months

no it didnt fucking idiot it came out last may

>Boris
>25% chance
>Aphex Twin (normie music btw)
>100% chance

>Sonic Youth
%+ chance of being numale

He wants to reassure us that he is a low life anti-social fatass who never got laid or an edgy underage virgin so just ignore these posts, I don't even know why any normal functioning person would get mad if you called them a nu-male or soyboy

ok so that’s a year and a half pretty much calm down faggot

>TVU
fuck you. lou reed was more of a man than you'll ever be
youtube.com/watch?v=IeMIWCxHgQk

>King Crimson
>Talking Heads
>Burzum
>Aphex Twin
>Yes
where are you even getting this shit from?

>King Crimson
>Yes
>Ornette Coleman
>nu-male

damn are those interviewers or psychologists? no wonder he’s fucking with them

yeah they were prying pretty deep for some reason

Nu-males are people less attractive than celebrities, but more attractive than the people observing them.

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>Ween
>Wilco
>The Strokes
>Sonic Youth
>not essential soyboy core
>Aphex Twin
>implying soyboys have time for this stuff
youtube.com/watch?v=uIeA2ct5Sew
2/10 got me to reply, now fuck off and kill yourself

this chart is incorrect
grimes should be in strain 2 and lonerism should be in strain 3

"the" word/

TVU, NIN, Talking Heads, Manson, and Zeppelin should be lower.
Sonic Youth, Pavement, Mingus, Davis, Coltrane, and Coleman should be higher.

fpbp

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this chart? I don't understand what the fuck it is even saying,

nah f a m

50% numale

nu males need to keep their grubby paws off of good music

the only good music on that chart is loveless and unknown pleasures

whenever there's a thread like this someone posts a chart abt how a bunch of random, well-liked albums are for nu-males then everyone just accepts it as fact

that’s what I was talking about
plus souvlaki you fag

nah. souvlaki is pure corn

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post your top 63 bands right now

Imagine taking the time to write this thread.

Let's just put it this way, if Pitchfork has given you're favorite album higher then 80%, there's a 90% chance you're a numale. If they've given it higher then 90%, there's a 100% chance you're a numal. If they've given it BNM, then you're a soyboy who wishes he were a numale.

And if you know what score pitchfork gave your favorite album you are a certified bugman

imagine taking the time to reply

Pretty sure replying took way less time than writing that gigantic, utterly stupid list. I'm out.

>melt banana
take it back

>being so insecure about your music taste that you take a group's preference as an insult

How is Fleet Fox not 100%? They're the most numale band out there.

Can someone explain the "le burzum is for soyboys XD" meme to me? Varg is the furthest thing from a soyboy there is

>you take a group's preference as an insult
what did he mean by this?

Varg is a total cuck

that adds up to 200% chance of you being numale, sorry senpai

he's married and he has like 8 kids with her..

i feel like you're just too much of a pleb to like prog

>soyboys like melt banana
>"TAKE IT BACK!!!"
do you lack reading comprehension

yeah total cuck

lmao that post is implying that you're right. i didn't say take it back because it offended me. i said take it back because you're wrong. melt banana has more testosterone than most bands these days

yeah total cuckol d

>King Crimson
>Burzum
>NIN
>Led Zeppelin
>Miles Davis
>25% or greater chance of being nu-male

>having Sup Forums determine your music taste

>another cuck assblasted over someone calling out daddy varg
top soy

I'm so fucking glad I'm not a fan of any of those fucking artists, not because I agree with this boring, autistic meme, but because they all fucking suck.

Varg is probably the king of soy boys, and if you believe in the "soy" meme you're probably a soy boy yourself, so sensitive you fear soy is going to take away what you think makes you a man

>it’s a “literally who tripfag comes out to spew opinions nobody cares about” episode

Evang
pls

>hyperlibs getting so assblasted about the soy meme that they try to reverse it
lol

i drink soy milk every day fammie