Hey guys! It's Hairspray star Nikki Blonksy!

Hey guys! It's Hairspray star Nikki Blonksy!

The actress from the movie Hairspray?

Wow!

sad

>your movies
>Not on the cover or name anywhere.

Sure thing fatso

Will she ever make a comeback?

This hurts.
It hurts more when I realize that it would happen to me if I ever became "famous".
Being one of those movie stars so low-tier that even B and C-list actors avoid you like the fucking plauge

gah that's sad

>Thicci Blonskly will never make a comeback in BBW porn

Last I heard she was cleaning toilets so it's very unlikely.

Quit making fun of her OP you prick. At least she has a job and isn't shitposting all day from her mom's basement.

Remember when you had a secret crush on Ricki Lake from The Ricki Lake Show even though she was a bit chubby, and then you kind of forgot about her, then saw her again a few years later and she'd lost all that weight and was 10/10 MILF mode but you'd already moved on to Clare Danes from My So-Called Life and didn't have room for Ricki any more?

Ricki Lake was in the original Hairspray btw.

She wasn't cleaning toilets, she was sweeping

>Remember when you had a secret crush on Ricki Lake from The Ricki Lake Show even though she was a bit chubby, and then you kind of forgot about her, then saw her again a few years later and she'd lost all that weight and was 10/10 MILF mode
YES

>but you'd already moved on to Clare Danes from My So-Called Life and didn't have room for Ricki any more?
NEVER

Never say never my friend.

#GlassIsAlwaysHalfFullForMe

i bet it's full of pepsi too, perhaps a milkshake even.

She's going to kill herself after seeing all of the tweets praising Hairspray Live.

In the fairly successful salon that she owns. People always forget that part

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You know, if Hairspray came out today it would be huge.

>created by the gayest man to ever live
>female protagonist
>body positive
>60s currently popular time frame for women's entertainment

Nikki was ahead of her time.

Boy that Nikki Blonsky, it's about time someone took her down a peg or two. Just who does she think she is?

I think it was pretty big when it came out wasn't it? For all the reasons you mentioned too

Oh how I would love to have this piglet in my punishment cage. I believe I would start with the soldering iron on her breasts so I could smell the baking ham. Then as the piglet squealed I would begin removing pieces of her rump with the skil saw, being sure to cauterize after each slice, which we would then enjoy together with a gravy of her cunt mung. Oh how she would squeal as I made her become the limbless fuckbeast she was born to be.

Yeah but that was also only like ten years ago. I think it would be even bigger now.

wtf is a cunt mung?

Does she really own it?

what the fuck is wrong with you, go back to /r9k/

I didn't realize it had been that long. Where does the time go bros?

Fuck off to leddit

Where the fuck do you think we are

What? I'm just fishing for (You)s, thanks by the way.

You know, pussy butter.

...

Yeah. The """story""" left that bit out. Iirc she bought it with the money from the movie. I think she even called it Hairspray

Hhahha oh god I forgot about this chick

This thread much like the Radar article is clickbait aimed at normalfags to make them feel better about themselves. Look how far they've fallen kind of stuff. Is this Sup Forums or US magazine? smdh

she'd be great on plumperpass

and there it is

>implying Nikki didn't make this thread

Literally no news mentions that she actually owns the salon. Every news mentions that the salon is owned by guy named Steven Dann

>by gay


fixd

>ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

i wish i was a porn producer so i could convince Nikki to start doing porn

I'd spray her hair if you know what I mean

Nice try Nicky Polinski from the movide Hairspray.

kek

She's cute. Unashamed to admit I would

>contact her
>"got a role for you"
>Hairspray porn parody
>Her spray
>tell her all she's gotta do is reprise her role as Tracy Turnblad
>a small cameo
>she asks about her pay
>"5k for a half hour tops of shooting"
>"eh that's sort of less than what I was looking for"
>"sorry the budget is pretty tight, the actresses are pulling 20k each"
>"20k? wow"
>"yeah, if you're interested you could get 20k, you just gotta bare some skin"

please fund my dream

I chatted her up on instagram. Tried to tell me she had trips all over the world for her roles like she was super important and she'd come fuck me when she came to England for her next role lmao.

I told her to fuck off and as if after flirting for days.

Wish I still had my old phone with the screenshots. Shit was so cash famiglia.