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Finland

>he doesn't think the Canucks have the DANKEST prospectus roster

Are you gay or dumb?

*blocks your pass*

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*coughs up 3-0 lead in final 3 minutes of regulation*

Still upset over hamonic trade

they need one last prospect to achieve this status

>Hey bro, you use full synthetic?

>refpuck

This guy is almost as Jewish looking as Kikechel.

*grabs your goalie's pad twice and doesn't get called for goalie interference*

i may hate connor but i cant hate his taste in cars

Will all references to that game always result in a choke/refpuck shitposting war?

*lets in 2 other goals beforehand*

Yep.

Can't cry over spilt milk my friend

For the most part I don't like the new playoff format but more series' between the cucks and oilels is the silver lining because that series had by far the best, most fun game threads of the playoffs.

Kailer "The Barber of Pearl Harbor" Yamamoto
Kailer "The King of Nanjing" Yamamoto
Kailer "Ejecting Marines from the Phillipines" Yamamoto
Kailer "Taking Singapore with just one army corps" Yamamoto
Kailer "Shogun of Unit 731" Yamamoto
Kailer "Triumphal Arch for the Bataan Death March" Yamamoto
Kailer "Sipping Mimosa on Formosa" Yamamoto
Kailer "Americans banned from Wake Island"

Daily reminder that Canada WILL win the Cup next season, and the Canucks will herald that season.

>Tfw having the rookie of the year next season

>over 20 posts
>not one >rags
Embarrassing. Poor form. I'll fix it.

>rags

Has rookies ever shared the rookie award?

Feel like both Suzuki and Yamamoto will share it.

>Kailer "From Nagasaki To Pro Hockey" Yamamoto

When will they learn?

What are manlets supposed to learn? How to be drafted higher?

>implying benning doesnt trade away horvat for ryan reaves in the middle of the season

Is he Cell key material?

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Just bought a 20gb ps3. Now I can play 3 on 3 again =)

Was just watching the video of oilers eliminating the kangz from the playoffs

Holy fuck. That fucking oilers team that beat the kings

Pouliout - Hall - Eberle
Yakupov - Roy - Purcell
Matt Fraser - Lander - Pitlick
Gazdic - Hendricks - Klinkhammer

Klefbom (rookie) -J Schultz
Keith Allie - Davidson
Marincin - Musil

Richard Bachman in goal


Jesus Christ , that is a team that loses to most AHL teams. And they beat the defending Stanley cup champions.

Can LA get any more pathetic ?

>rags

>when you admit to posting on /hoc/

Then on July 1 the Oilers signed the defenceman that LA traded a first round pick for.

Snipes your pass*

>Mach 1 gen 2
Fucking normie
>he doesn't own a 1969 gt500 fastback
FLAMER why even

>that centre depth chart
Christly fuck, I forgot MacT decided Hall-Roy-Lander-Hendricks was an acceptable group.

Evidently not

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Is there a place in Canada where that stupid of ice hockey is not popular at all?

>trade gagner for purcell
>decide that 18 year old draisaitl is an acceptable 2C

kys

Never!

Meh, any good moves the oilers made seem to be offset by terrible ones

>trading a 1st and 2nd for Reinhart who would never be used

Just fuck my life senpai.

A 2nd and prospect just got Methot
Were they smoking crack during that trade.

K, maybe a 1st for Reinhart because of draft pedigree and oil kings connection. The 2nd was just retarded and a robbery .

And then the league Jewing us out of another 2nd this year because of chiarelli contract , which is now no longer a rule ...

And there you have it , Edmonton has an empty prospect Jar that we need to restock

Alaska

You ever seen a lanky 6'8 white guy walking around down there?

I'd assume the Yukon

>gen 2
nig the 71-73 mustang is still gen 1. also youre a pleb, regards, me

Um no, sweetie.
And this was printed before even getting Laine

>Edmonton has an empty prospect Jar that we need to restock

Incorrect

Also incorrect

youtube.com/watch?v=iwvfYmpYdaM

To be fair nugent Hopkins was injured and he was actually good back then

Or maybe he looked good on such s shi

Alaska is a state of the United States.

I'm talking about places in Canada

Why do you do this, Costa Rica? What is your end game?

EVERY TIME

Why doesnt Yamamoto look like a slanteye?

Will I stop when they give me answers to these questions?

1: Is there a place in Canada where ice hockey is not popular?


2: Is there anywhere in the United States where everyone hates the MLB NFL, NBA and NHL, and where people just likes Soccer and MLS (major league soccer?


A place where everyone hates MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL, and where MLS (Major League Soccer) is the dominant and most popular professional sports league.


And where football is the most popular sport among people

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He's undercover, learning the ways of the gaijin

Do you think Suzuki and Yamamoto will have racist stuff yelled at them on the ice so Bettman will fine them $1,000 each and pay for Bickell's MS?

You're better off sticking to blowing lady boy cock.

I had a Publix sub when I was in Jacksonville and it was incredibly shitty.
Stale bread, slimy meat , mealy tomatoes.
Winn-Dixie master race
Publix fans are tastelets.

>not WORLD CHAMPIONS

what a shit sport dude

>and pay for Bickell's MS?
kekque

One of those rings does not belong

>tfw replacing >finnish goaltending with Finnish defensemen

Sensible desu.

Did the referees get Stanlee rings too?

Anaheim lost in the WCF bruh

Mcphee probably could have gotten a prospect and a 2nd round pick if he didn't take methot.

Like what the fuck. he just got fucking greedy because he was fleecing teams left and right.

just fucked over Ottawa for no real reason.

1. I've worked a ton of different jobs, everything from retail, delivery driver, brewer, construction , liquor store clerk , telecom technician, oil field support etc ,

Every time, there was always more than a few people who didn't watch hockey and did not give a fuck about it. Like, the type of people who I had to be social with, so i tried finding stuff to connect with each other over and I'd ask if they liked hockey and they always said no. You would think maybe they were immigrants, but no they were all full on white Canadians.

But there would always be maybe 1 or on rare occasion 2 people I could talk hockey with .

The only time there wasn't anyone at all who liked hockey was when I worked in a liquor depot store by the new arena in Edmonton. This was during early 2016 and the arena was still under construction, every single person there was a white guy in their 20's and one old guy. The manager was a flaming faggot, and I think everyone that worked there was actually a low key homosexual. I got gay vibes from everyone. Needless to say, I only worked there a month because it was fucking awful.

>Selanne in for 2017 hockey hall of fame

WHAT THE FUCK!???????

FUCK THIS FINNISH BUST MANGGGGG

Shut the fuck up

more butt less jokes

liquor depot on jasper and 109? I live a block away and all the employees are faggots.

>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
>LV gets a second in 2020 and G Dylan Ferguson from DAL for Methot.

>dorion wouldn't give that up to protect methot
>or mcphee just hates dorion for some reason
I hate McPhee and I hate Dorion

>males at liquor store in Edmonton not liking hockey
Holy fuck, what a group of faggots. Let me guess - they all wore glasses and had meme beards too.

this is the best blue jackets fan in history

>a leaf has literally never won the Rocket Richard trophy
>a leaf has not lead the league in goals since 1945-46
>a leaf has literally never won the art ross trophy
>a leaf has not lead the league in points since 1937-38
>a leaf has literally never won the norris trophy

>the leafs have never won more than 11 games in a single post-season

so this is the power of canada's team

>winn-dixie
are you poor

LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE'S BALLS

No I was a Canadian tourist, I didn't give a shit what if store it was as long as it had liquor and snacks.

As a fan of an ascendant team, a league with lots of "meh" teams is better than allowing any to become truly good. Fucking you over has value in and of itself

>2: Is there anywhere in the United States where everyone hates the MLB NFL, NBA and NHL, and where people just likes Soccer and MLS (major league soccer?

Any area that has white, liberal, youngish, upper middle class city dwellers. Hipsters basically. Portland probably best represents that stereotype (which is ironic, since in most of the world soccer is the sport of the peasants instead of the bourgeoisie).

MLS is huge in Seattle as well, which is why Portland-Seatte is the best "derby" in the US. But the NFL is big in Seattle too.

THEY'RE SMALL AND THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT

Getting sick of all these stupid shitty teams making good moves while a cool team for cool guys like Detroit still hasn't traded Nyqvist for a defense guy

gonna drop a big fat coiler right now in my toilet lol

Better push it now before it becomes a Virtanen

>soft scoring winger that can't score in the playoffs
>returning a good defenceman

Enjoy being terrible Detroit. Rasmussen is a bust

Haha, I fucked the chick with the nose ring there and she kept trying to talk to me again and then ended up settling for a beta. No way I'd get in a relationship with her.

All the people there are faggots at that one to .

I'm talking about the one in Oliver square by the ATB on 104ave.
All faggots.

And the other one in Oliver square by the staples, there all faggots at that one to.

I swear liquor depot only hires faggots.

Some niggers came in once and threatened violence to a co worker because they didn't have ID and he wouldn't sell to them . So I stepped up to them to scare them off and I got in trouble for it.

fuck that cuck faggot company

I have another story of the CEO being a probable Faggot to , I'll tell that one in the next post.

Hope she remembers to wipe her literally the entire Cantpucks organization.

he's an idiot who fucked over Ottawa for no real reason.

But I don't think Dorion fucked up in staying pat, instead of giving away two or more assets Ottawa lost one good asset, and honestly as good as methot is, how much of it is his pairing with karlsson. Sure Ottawa took the bigger hit now, but in the long run Ottawa is better off and I'm sure who ever plays with Karlsson will look just as good.

I'm optimistic. And who knows, maybe methot chooses to comeback in two years.

We don't even need a good defenseman just give us one NHL defenseman please god please

>moving a few blocks down from Oliver Square soon, by the Red Robin
>will probably have to interact with these "people" at some point
Feels bad, lad.

In 2 years Methot will be 34 and shitty

You can have a used Kris Russell in 2 years. Consider >us even for the years that you did this to >us

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A delivery came in on the drizzly app and I got in the car and to go to the hotel on whyte ave to deliver it

Turns out, it was liquor depots CEO who ordered it and was testing the delivery app when he was in the city.

The dude starts fucking flirting with me and I was like wtf is going on. Fuck off with that queer shit.

That company has faggotry all over it from the ground up .

Oullet Green
Ericsson krownwall
Lashoff Jensen

Name a better d core

When will Kipper finally slob my knob

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Reminder

Used to live there from late 2015 to early 2017.

It's mostly a good area, drunk natives some times just tell them to fuckm