/nfl/ generak - FAT CHANCE edition

MIN: Vikings GM says Floyd will remain on roster
MIN: Michael Floyd sentenced to one day in jail
NO: Saints place Fairley (heart) on reserve/NFI
PHI: WRs coach: Alshon had best offseason in years
CAR: Cam Newton (shoulder) resumes throwing
MIA: Jay Ajayi could push for 1,900 total yards?
PIT: Le'Veon Bell videoed playing basketball
FA: Never mind: Riddick refutes Chiefs rumors
DEN: Paxton Lynch gaining ground on Trevor Siemian
MIA: HC Gase messaged Peyton Manning about return
DET: Lions S Wilson sued for alleged assault of ex
WAS: Jay Gruden gushes about third-year WR Crowder

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>One day sentence
Why is that even a thing?

he's very rich and important.

All you need to get a prolapse.

>All you need to get a prolapse
...d colon?

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OFFICIAL GREATEST PATRIOTS OF ALL-TIME NOT NAMED TOM BRADY

DEBATE ME FAGS

1. John Hannah
2. Andre Tippett
3. Tedy Bruschi
4. Rob Gronkowski
5. Steve Grogan
6. Ty Law
7. Mike Haynes
8. Stanley Morgan
9. Stevie Nelson
10. Lawyer Milloy

Needs more Vinatieri.

I debated putting him at #10 but I decided to go with Milloy instead. I feel like Vinateri's been playing for the Colts so long that it's a bit cheap to call him a Patriot.

No wilfork?

Half of the Patriots greatest moments are courtesy of him. Kickers have long careers and play on a shitload of teams.

Should have included him now that I think about it. Probably falls into that 8-10 bracket.

Suck it, kissless, ringless, hugless virgins

What did you do?

>tfw Nick Fairley has a serious heart defect and will probably never play again

you dont remember the patriots being a basement dwelling team for half a century. they were the Tennessee titans. they were the jets.
I cant wait for this fan base to dry up and wither away.
the best part is the rabid fan base used to immediate success is gonna see back to back years of losing seasons and just keep firing everyone and is gonna be constantly rebuilding because the "fans" have never tasted anything but success.
that being said hope Tom gets another ring. its been a pleasure watching the greatest or 2nd greatest QB play, system or not.

Junior Seau?

Second greatest Charger of all-time behind LT.

It's almost July and people are still sleeping on the Titans

I'm wide awake desu senpai

But they're the preseason hype team, along with the Bucs. Like last seasons Jaguars.

Where is fucking Willy you daft nigga?

Man John Hannah was so fucking scary. Imagine if he was on the 2017 Patriot roster in his prime.

1. Patriots (14-2)
2. Steelers (11-5)
3. Chiefs (11-5)
4. Titans (9-7)
5. Dolphins (10-6)
6. Raiders (9-7)

1. Packers (13-3)
2. Giants (12-4)
3. Xhehawks (10-6)
4. Buccaneers (8-8)
5. Cowboys (11-5)
6. Lions (9-7)

Big Ben wins his third owl and retires.

Sounds about right

>generak
You had one job.

>Brady no. 1 player for 2017.

Didn't they play all shit teams until the play offs?

>DOLPHINS

Who are your 10 best DEs? Doesn't matter if 3-4 or 4-3. I want to see who is a fantasy shitter and who actually watches football.

All time?

Right now. All time is easier.

>implying
It's our year

1. Ryan Davis

BIG Power gap

2. whoever you're rooting for faggot lmao

INTRODUCING YOUR 2017-2018 SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS

>best wr corps
>best defense
>most likable qb
>promising young talent

prove me wrong lads

(8-8)

put on your trip tiki

>5 elite players
You may have gone too far in a few places

idk dude they're all top 3 at their positions

If we didn't lose Johnathan Hankins our defense would be completely lock down for runs and passes

ON YOUR KNEES, AFC SOUTH

I liked hankins and wanted him to stay, but he was never going to be better than an above average DT imo
here's hoping that tomlinson, the second round pick, over-performs and makes hankins' loss irrelevant

1. Jets 15-1
2. Jaguars 14-2
3. Chargers 11-5
4. Browns 11-5
5. Bills 10-6
6. Colts 9-6-1

1. Vikings 14-2
2. Saints 13-3
3. Rams 10-6
4. Redskins 8-8
5. Buccaneers 10-6
6. 49ers 9-7

Rams and Chargers refball their way to an all LA SB, Rivers destroys the Rams in the SB. Ensuring some hype for the city.

>5. Dolphins (10-6)
>6. Raiders (9-7)
>Big Ben wins his third owl and retires.

>r*dsk*ns (8-8) over giants or cowboys

Oh I get it. The W/L are backwards.

9ers getting 7 wins

>Buccs winning the NFC South with an 8-8 record
division's looking better than that m8

>Lions win first playoff since '91 this year
>lays groundwork for deep playoff run
>"32-yard field goal. Ball is snapped, Prater's kick is...GOOD! THE DETROIT LIONS WIN SUPER BOWL LVI!"

Pls no bully

>winning on a field goal
pathetic
Stafford needs a crazy game winning drive

>he doesn't know

Stafford is gonna get in ball downfield with under a minute to go, but holding calls (this is Detroit, after all) will send them back with seven seconds left.

>49ers 9-7

Not happening.

>Cam Newton is one of the worst QB's in the league this year
>makes #44
>Matt Ryan has one of the best passing seasons ever
>"eh... 10 I guess. Maybe should be #25"

>giving a shit about the NFL top 100
It's literally a popularity contest among players.

This is the first year the list is this bad, though

Who has the best chance of stopping the Pats?

Jags

Despite being obvious shitposting, of all the predictions that's the most likely to happen.

Ravens or Broncos, and that's not going to happen.

Maybe the Jaguars, now that Coughlin is involved with the team.

Fully power Carr

>Jags

Please stop

>oh...hi Bill

*goes 6-10*

Wasn't Coughlin's fault he had terrible personnel his last years with the Giants. On what planet is Uani Unga a viable MLB?

post future hall of famers from >your team

I've just always though he was a pretty overrated coach

his record is good not great

I assumed they did that knowing the NFL would be forced to add a penalty.

People don't really think that highly about him. Reality is that he's the only NFC Head Coach to win multiple titles (with the same team) in the last 20 or so years. He's also responsible for 4/7 winning seasons for the Jags (he left them with a positive record), including 4/5 postseason wins.

Success at small doses, I guess.

>no Troy Brown for his colossal heart

Kraft is too good an owner to devolve into that type of shitshow. There might be years and years of mediocrity, sure, but not Jets-tier dysfunction.

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clearly you're too young to remember the 90 patriots

No Willie McGinest? KEK.

he's gonna have rice tier longevity

>mfw 75 days to Kickoff and and still no suspensions

god the patriots have such a pathetic history

I literally just noticed this, what the fuck

How's their present look?

>Kraft buys team in 1994
>Go to owl in 1996
>Struggle between 1997 to 2001
>Rest is history

haha, good one dude

His point was that Kraft was a good owner and would never allow them to become the shitshow they were before buying them.

But yeah, 90-93 patriots were pure shit.
>1 win seasons
>0 pro bowlers seasons

>bad offensive line
>no running back
>one dimensional offense
>meme scheme head coach
>a QB prone to throwing a lot of interceptions

Giants are going to have tougher matchups than the Cowboys this year. Cowboys take division

Kraft is 83. Johnathan will take the reins sooner than later.

you don't remember Bill Parcells leaving the patriots specifically because Kraft was a meddling Kike?

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

>yfw Bill Parcells didn't draft the Cowboy's greatest QB since Troy Aikman

Parcells left New England over a feud with owner Robert Kraft. The two butted heads, with Parcells demanding a larger say in personnel decisions and Kraft uneasy about a year-to-year contract that allowed Parcells to decide if/when he was returning to the team each season.

Wow, you mean you want to know if your head coach is returning next season so you can maintain a strong team? Who knew!

sbnation.com/nfl/2013/6/24/4458796/bill-parcells-robert-kraft-regret-leaving-patriots

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Isn't it cheaper to just sign Cousins long term? Educate me here.

you assume the average NFL team owner is smart.

What went wrong?

>arguing about owners

They're all shit, why bother.

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ryan grigson

this desu

I would attribute the majority of the pats success to Bellichick and Brady

Hasn't Kraft's MLS team never won ?

You finally got rid of your GM, but I believe your owner is still a retard.

>suckception

Giants, Seahawks, Bills (happened last year kek), actually really just about anyone when they have properly inflated balls and aren't having their practices recorded*

Not too long until Vikings have home field advantage in the superb owl!

>tripleshitget