"Why do you care so much about Talos, Nord? I mean come on...

"Why do you care so much about Talos, Nord? I mean come on, it's 4E 201! It's time to hate your own heritage and accept the BYC like the Imperials."

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I killed Alduin, the eater of worlds. Why do you think 2 dudes in armor and some silly cunt in robes can stop me? You've been watching me for weeks now, didn't you see me literally blow a dude off a cliff with my voice? Even if I have been working against you, why not try and make me an ally instead? Why not tempt me with gold or women? A whole harem of mers in slave rags would work this dick good.

We are too busy trying to unmake the world and become gods again. Thalmor are basically gnostics in Tamriel.

>go around Skyrim hunting for Thalmor
>soul trap them whenever I find some
>use the gems on weapons and name the weapons the date and place where I found them
>amass a serial killer weapon/gem collection of Thalmors

good times

>still no proper mods for a Thalmor playthrough

You have to lick Elenwen's fish taco first. Are you sure you want to do that?

>have to do anything
>mods

I'm not sure you know what you're speaking about, Comrade.

Didn't Talos die during the Oblivion Crisis? I can't recall remember what happened then but I feel like I remember him appearing and turning to stone.

That was Martin Septim.

>khajiit and dark elf immigrants
just like real life nords

Gonna be honest, i REALLY want to tit fuck that elf girl in the middle

Really wish most of the light armor in the game didn't look like asshole.

But I always killed the thalmor as I found them, even when allied with the empire.

>help the Stormcloaks
>Ulfric runs the place to the ground with mismanagement (fiery rhetoric placates degenerate rebel mobs, but not the government treasury)
>Skyrim gets BTFO up by Daedra/Goblins/Hammerfell/itself after Ulfric dies

Don't be an idiot. The Empire provides safety and stability to Skyrim, and they'll purge the Thalmor from Cyrodiil the first chance they get.

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But wasn't some Divine involved in that? I thought one of them possessed him and died. It's been so long.
I don't know, playing through that part I was really confused and had no idea what was happening.

get out kike

Akatosh

>j-just be a cuck a l-little while longer guise!

Oh, fuck off all of you subraces.

We need an Imperial Ted Cruz now.

TES games are such shit but if you know the lore you can look past that for the duration of a single playthrough.

Knowing Bethesda the Aldmeri's increasing power will hardly be felt at all in TES6, but I'm still going to kill every Elf I see.

Elf genocide best day of my life.

Racist all ebony armor I'm triggered

fk off, the dark elves are the only based mer, they are our greatest allies

At least you are not a hippie Bosmer.

A FUCKING LEAF.

ALLAHU ACKBAR

SHIT WRONG PIC
I DO THIS A LOT

dark elves are my favorite race.

i was merely jesting

What species would Australians be?

>inb4 someone says redguards are functioning members of society.

You either get cucked by the Thalmor or you get cucked by a megalomaniacal demagogue with delusions of grandeur. But at least if you choose the former, you can get out of it.

Who shitposts the best?

>Elf genocide best day of my life

I'm hoping for the second coming of Pelinal Whitestrake to annihilate all of the knife ears.

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*game crashes before I can respond because I have 239 plugins and at least 100 of them are sexlab related mods*

Bandits I suppose.

They truly are the best race.

>TES games are such shit

Install the requiem mod and turn a meh game into a godly one.

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*jack black voice* requiem sucks ASS and its a pain in the ass to install and the whole game becomes a glitch thereafter

It is so good to see that we Nords of Skyrim are still uncucked. The Imperials could learn from us.

>using sexlab
>not 0S3SEKSY 9000
>in 2016
just no

>implying vanilla skyrim isnt already the buggiest game you've ever played

But the high (((elves))) are gods chosen, why don't you accept multiculturalism and vibrant diversity like your fellow imperials have?

Also the race name of imperial is triggering for all redguards and Species of colour, check yourself.

um because it's not? the buggiest game i ever played was arma

doesnt even matter cuz i uninstalled

Ulfric's wall got ten feet higher.

Remove Thalmor

Skyrim/Morrowind alliance when?

See; either I get taken as a sex-slave by a dominating thalmor with a beastiality kink, or I rape them as we tear down their elven castles.
Win win.

Ayyy there's a mod for that senpai

How do you know if they will fuck you or not? High Elves are snooty bitches.

Hence why I said beastiality fetish.
You'll always find one kinky bitch eventually.
Or default to the rape plan.
Just like anime has taught me, Elves literally treat cock like heroine.

There are alternatives.

if I run into a group of thalmor in-game, I kill the males use sl defeat to knock out them females and tie them up and put them in sacks, then me and my companions take them and lock them up in my modded castle's dungeon to do whatever I want with them.
mods truly are our greatest allies.

>that shiny ass skin texture
what kind of shitter designed those normal and spec maps

>that dogshit specular map

Fucking hell man I spilled my water all over the table

You are welcome.

>complete retards support the Nords but are for #OpenBorders and #RefugeesWelcome
>can't see the parallels

>has modding gone too far?

Has it?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yHoSvrTss

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why the fuck hasn't the maker of the Armour bikini mods made a merged file yet?
they're such a pain to install, especially if you're running bodyslide with hdt.

DOTHRAKI WELCOME

Are you using Mod Organizer?
I use CBBE with HDT and I can batch compile all the armor through BodySlide.
MO has a built in GUI for it.

Sounds amazing

course I'm using MO,
I'm just annoyed I have to download 20 different files from 10 different pages to have qll the bikini armors

wait, don't worry, someone made a merged version a few days ago, time to clean up my load order.

>implying Fourth Era Tamriel is relevant
keep with the times faggot, it's all about dis Interregnum

You knife eared bastards spit on the name of Shor and deny his rightful place in the Pantheon. To Oblivion with you all

There's an issue with that parralel : aldmers are objectively superior to men.
The only reason they're not dominating again the continent is low fertility.

If anything, the aldmers represent europeans that rise again after being invaded by the foreign hordes of humanoid rabbits.

>Invaded

Nigga Summerset and Auridon are isolated and restricted as hell. If anything the end of the Ayleids represents the end of the Celtic kingdoms except they were a bunch of vainglorious daedra worshipping faggots according to Lailorian Dynar

Yeah and carthagians were a bunch of baby eating devil-worshippers.

Carthage is more Hammerfell/Yokudan Ra Gada if anything. Seperate human force that rivaled the nedic cyrodiils