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>neues
police get Coman for domestic violence
Werder Bremen sign Jiri Pavlenka
Germany beats England on penalties in U21 Euro Cup semis despite the best players playing in Confed Cup

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DO NOT FORGET!

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>despite legal action by Bastian, a few of the Chinese dolls were released and have become a collectors item. eBay tracked the sale of two dolls for £12,000

damn

really makes you think

>Coman
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
don't worry you haven't sold Costa yet lamallo

that was a granate

>sport1 livestream kackt alle 2 minuten ab
schüttel meinen kopf

that cabellos guy is gonna rape germany a new one

No doubt. Italy with 10 men is basically Germany with 11 ...

true, spain is trying way too hard desu
>would be the biggest KEK if they choke it and the Granatengang around Selke and Gnabry actually win it

only way germany is gonna win this if kuntz plays 5 centermids standing on spains mid players foots

>Laut französischen Medien ist Bayern Münchens Flügelspieler Kingsley Coman vorübergehend in Gewahrsam genommen worden. Der 21-Jährige soll bereits am Montag wegen des Vorwurfs der häuslichen Gewalt mehrere Stunden von der Polizei von Chessy, in Seine-Et-Marne, verhört worden sein.
>Opfer soll die Ex-Freundin des Bayern-Spielers sein. Es soll sowohl am Samstag als auch am Montag im gemeinsamen Wohnsitz zu Auseinandersetzungen gekommen sein. Auslöser für den Streit: Die frühere Lebensgefährtin hatte offenbar Comans Zugangsdaten für dessen Instagram-Account gestohlen und auf diesem eine Werbung platziert. Am Montagmorgen habe die Ex-Freundin des Spielers die Polizei gerufen.
what a strange world we live in

gg Deutschland, you were hammering our boys in the second half so fair play. Sickening equaliser to concede but it had been coming.

niggas gonna nigg

>ex-freundin
>gemeinsamer wohnsitz

i dont think she is his gf anymore -> ex gf

>getting into to custody because yo go full DELET THIS! on your girlfriend.
top wew

nachti /Granati/

i want one so bad

NightyNight

die itakker sollen noch mal einen kaputt gräschten desu

Next 10 years will be Spain and Germany.

ENG is utter shit.

ITALY despite potential has player's mind destroyed by agents.

But go-guy don't you want 25 million rather than just 24.5 million? Don't forget my cut though!

A stick granate, right?

lmao we're gonna get our asses kicked. good that I'm working the late shift on friday so I wont have to watch it

Wear do u work bby

>tfw Max Philipp was pretty decent (assist)
>tfw Gnabry was exposed again
>tfw Coman went the way of Ribery
>tfw Costa is almost sold
>tfw no Sanchez
>tfw no Carrasco

germany isn't really good either. too many pace negroes and manlets who can't score/pass.

Without a miracle, Spain will win this tournament for the 3rd time in a row. They are clearly better than everyone else at that level, no need to be depressed about it.

philip was decent? what are you smoking? assist? fuck you watched to wrong game dude. yes gnarby was shit but philipp was worse.

>he didnt see Philipp's assist

tell me what goal did he assist? fucking nutmeg

No one on the pitch was worse than Gnabry (if he was even on the pitch, I'm not sure).

Phillip bottled a few shots, that's it.

nutmeg?

Are you saying im spicy?

he is saying that he's salty

He had 0 (zero) assists. Better than Gnabry who assisted an England goal.

okay better then gnabry but what achievement is that.

If either Philipp or Gnabry were actual talents with a future in the NT they would be at the confed club presenting themselves for the first team like Goretzka. They are shitters.

being better than a granate

a warehouse

true

Nutmeg isn't salty
Do u race the forklifts with m8s?

all of that U21 team are 3rd rate

>Do u race the forklifts with m8s?

heh yeah did that but its more computer based desu

Lads, Götze is not fat anymore.

GRANATE CONFIRMED!

How so? U control logistics or smth?

>implying we won't totally devestate the sucadas with a 4-1

here's the real pic

hmm more like all around processing orders and such. its varying every few weeks/months

...

Granatenuli with the würstlfalle. What an absolute madman

You now realise there is a third cat in that video

You really won't
Mcdolans sells wurst in Germany?

nachti

looking forward to the next games

theyre only selling these a few weeks a year. and since uli owns a wurstfabrik he stepped in to make some €€€

Can we agree that Dijon mustard> all other mustard?

idk I'm not really choosy when it comes to mustard, I just eat whatevers available. also bavarian sweet mustard is pretty good

does he get Breno's old cell

they arrested him in france

>tfw can't sleep
ugh

iktf m8. try drinking a beer or two

I'm at my third. What now?

try drinking a beer or two (more)

drink the fourth really fast and wait til yr getting tired

Have a cheeky fap

thanks. will try

sleep is overrated
just buy some meth and stay awake for the next 2 weeks

Literally me during Wimbledon

already did that

never did meth, but I'm in the mood to do speed again.

>fapping
>meth
>tennis

the american dream

can't stop eating ice cream

i really should go to bed...

hmmmmm....

don't hate

>tfw slowly getting drunk

>on a tuesday (deinstag)

see (pic related)

good

>tfw last time I got drunk I was so shitfaced I was just spinning in circles in the bathroom and throwing up
i just abuse pain killers now senpai

I obviously wanted to quote my own post

i only drink beer now. cant handle the bantz from hard liquor.
u're subconscious saying that ur degenerate af familie

*reply
my I should try too go to sleep again

time for another beer

what beer are u drinking? inb4 amstel

suerner

what is the occasion, or do you just want your man tits to come in?

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Germany 2 - 1 Mexico
Portugal 3 - 1 Chile

Chile will win

goooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

Depends what you're after. Dijon is probably the most versatile, but if you want a nice kick of spiciness there are better mustards.

completely forgot the confed cup final is today

it isn't tho?

it's on sunday siw

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