OFFICIAL NEW YORK YANKEES @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAMETHREAD

Severino vs Quintana.

The Yankees look to spank the White Sox for the second day in a row. Let the tank roll on.

First pitch 7:10PM CST, 8:10EST.

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>Holder optioned
>Wade called up
Today is a good day

tyler wade is guarenteed gay

>tyler wade
>tyler clippard
>tyler austin
>tyler webb

What did the Yankees mean by this?

What the fuck is this autism going on in the White Sox dugout?

Clippard is the only one that isn't a bust in that group though

is*

Shit, is that Joe West behind the plate...

>kay still going on about that rookie with >100 walks stat

Pupper is so happy to be held by Christen

Her instagram is filled with dog stuff. He sisters are ugly though

literally a bunch of wrestling faggots, it's absolutely disgusting

fucking latoddunn, fucking holland

He is way too autistic to be in the positions he is in.

Yeah, it's surprising. Her mom isn't attractive either, so I have no idea where she gets her looks from.

I got stung by a wasp today bros.

>Her instagram is filled with dog stuff.
so..... what are you implying my man?

Wow, that sucks. Where did you get stung?

shut the fuck up

Left ring finger

I'm talking to my friends. You shut the fuck up

You guys notice that the Papa Johns promo for the Whos is if they win, not if they score six runs

>2016 yankees scoring 6 runs is as likely as the white sox winning

Too bad national chain pizzas are mostly dogshit and the Sox are 11 games under .500, thus can't win a game worth a damn.

fuck papa johns and their shitty promotions

That sucks. Ice it and take some benadryl tonight

What's your problem man? This is supposed to be a comfy baseball thread. No need for that.

Papa John's >>>>>> New York pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chicago """"""""""pizza""""""""""

Prove me wrong.

>The two best pizza city's in the world have sports teams playing today
>I'm in Kansas, and the best pizza we have is a brick oven pizzeria that isn't even that good.

No L&B Spumoni's here. why even live?

chicago thin crust >>>>> new york pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chicago deep dish """"pizza"""" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> new york/neopolitan coal fired pizza

I swell up ridiculously when I get stung.

I had a slice of Papa John's once. Got the pie for free and gave the rest away. In all honesty, your average frozen pizza from the supermarket is better.

dat Yolmeme

did ellsbury just get another concussion

It's ok to like your opinion, I'm not gonna make you change it. At least I don't need to lick my own asshole to get some good taste.

Are you upset about your sister? Sorry I missed the funeral

Ellsbury just got concussed again lol

I actually miss Melky

I'm too traumatized to talk about it tbqh with ya

>GJGE

He must have a splitting headache right now.

fuck off Jason I know it's you, faggot

Guys I know Holiday's family
He's legit dying

WTF!!!?

salty coins and a bag of milk too

>Guys I know Holiday's family

At one point I thought he was going to be a huge part of the future, along with Robbie, and Hughes, and Joba.

fuck phil hughes

>Joe West's lard neck hanging over his chest guard
That's so fucking gross

There's clearly something very wrong with him if the symptom is extreme lethargy. I don't know any allergic reaction that causes that.

>You know it's so easy for you and for all these other people to call up and bash Joba
>I'm not bashing Joba how did I bash him? I didn't I just wanna move him back to the bullpen
>Bash him in the sense that you're bashing this whole idea that you were right all along
>Here's the problem
>When he pitches well you you guys are like crickets
>What a secund Job..Al-Alex. When does he pitch really well?
>Wait a minute, Mike okay it's funny how since Joba's become an everyday starter since last year, since he's become an everyday starter there's maybe 5 or 6 pitchers in all of baseball who has a better ERA as a starter
>Aww you're outta yo..what are you talking about where you getting that from?
>Mike look at
>FIVE pitchers in Major League Baseball? There's 3 in this town
>Mike look at the stats
>What are ya talking about
>Since..
>His ERA this year is FAWR
>I'll repeat myself.. I'll repeat it
>*Incoherent New York Speaking*
>Since Joba has become has become a starter
>YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND
>Since Joba's become a starter there are 5 or 6--
>You are outta your mind
>Alex you have los-
>WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME- WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S 5 STARTING
>WAIT A SECOND, ALEX..ALEX
>THERE ARE 5 STARTing pitchers who have better statistics than Joba Chamberlain as a starting pitcher you're tryna tell me that
>I'm tellin you since he's beco
>Wait wait wait don't give me "since he's become a starter" don't give me "since he's become a starter" give me the fact you're tyring to tell me that right now he's one of 5 or 6 best starting pitchers in baseball
>WHA WHA I didn't say that
>Well wait what are you going on about the basis of 30 innings?
>I'm saying he's a 22 year old kid it's funny how you have all this patience with Hughes who has a 7 ERA, but Job..
>HUGHES IS A STARTER
>Alex
>Basically Joba has to pitch like Pedro Martinez or otherwise
>Alex
>Wait a secund
>Joba
>What's Joba's ERA this year?
>It's 3.7 going into last night maybe 3.8, 3.9

goddammit now i cant unsee it

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Admit it, you thought he would be our ace.

He is the worst umpire in baseball.

>you know remember the joba rules being implemented because torre would have overused him

USE YA NOOGIN

There's a lot of autism going on in the Yankee booth right now. What the fuck is wrong with Kay?

My dad had a shirt that said "Joba Rules"

Tyler Wade slightly resembles Ellsbury

Joba had so much talent and we ruined him toying with him as a starter. The Yanks have come a long way since then.

>it's a Yankees make a struggling pitcher look like Cy Young episode
I'm tired of reruns.

>both hughes and joba should have stayed in the bullpen

Have they ever...you know?

>it's a white sox make a struggling 20 year old pitcher look like cy young episode

Yes. With me.

fraizer is like a white carter

Some user said he met both of them last night, and apparently they're both really nice people. He said Tobin is more attractive in person tho

Frazier is better, he actually gets on base and has more home runs. RIP Carter tho

Yeah that was me. She's in Chicago doing some stupid vitamin commercial or some bullshit. She tried to tell me about it in bed last night but I really didn't give a shit tbqhwy

I thought Fraizer was actually good until I saw his numbers. I kept hearing his name on the trade market for the Yankees to replace Headley

Q's had his shit together for the past 5 starts

Lies. LIES.

They were in LA

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than who was phone?

It's okay TY, I'm kidding. I'm sure Press is still pure.

LEWD

Definitely just got done fooling around.

I ain't TY tho

Good thing Quintana got out of the Mests organization like Fulmer so he could have a good career.

Right...

Do I need to show you a blurry coin to prove that I'm not in Texas?

Tobin is much cuter
We should post her instead

Show me a blurry steer, and I'll believe you.

Apologize.

Oh look, Fraz does something worth a fuck.

Oh. My bad dude.

Is there any other announcer as autistic as Michael Kay?

>he kept the no hitter in tact
it's the third inning stone calm down

hey remember when Q was perfect through three against the diamondbacks

>think michael kay is the most autistic announcer
>remember you guys have hawk

Not within the past two days at least. Kay has really shown his power levels these past two games.

>>remember you guys have hawk
What the fuck is Hawk?

Hawk only does away games, and even then not all of them

our most autistic announcer isn't hawk though, it's jason benetti, he's literally autistic or retarded or something, pretty sure he posts here also

Risperdal prescription has run out

Doing away games only this year, doing only Sunday home games next year and that's it.

Kay got married at a really old age. Is he secretly gay?

Nah. He doesn't have the eyes.