The bible speaks of wise men worshiping gods with animal heads. It speaks of the final days from which the predictions of the isreali nation rising again is true. All these things in the bible are coming true.
>Le kike on a stick may may
No. The bible warns of the jews trickery. God offers you Eternal life in the arms of your loved waifu in gardens of beauty.
What does Kek offer you? Meme magic sure, Bible warns against trading your soul to demons in exchange for such power.
Unless Sup Forums worships Kek as an incarnation of God by another name, from which meme magic may continue... You are willingly damning yourself to either being the energy snack of this thing, or the much more gruesome fate of hell.
BTW: this is politically/religiously related since it effects the real world via meme magic.
>It speaks of the final days from which the predictions of the isreali nation rising again is true
Kevin Johnson
Let the kekening begin
Daniel Kelly
John 14 that won't work
Lucas Murphy
"We have no need for your crippled christ" Void Frog 6:94 "I call out your god till before me he stands, but don't send me Jesus, he's only a man" Void Frog 8:27
Carter Kelly
The Bible teaches very clearly that there is only one God.
"I am the Lord and there is no other. There is no god but Me." - Isaiah 45:5
"The Lord God is one." - Deut. 6:4
"for there is one God, and one mediator between Him and men, the man Christ Jesus." - 1 Tim. 2:5
Blake James
Praise Kek
Julian Morgan
Trump is Christ Kek is God
Cooper Price
kek=god
all gods are one god by different names or different aspects
all worship is acceptable if you live with love for your people, vote trump, and wage a just war against the muslims
Noah Brooks
Nah, KEK is God's new prophet, he was his old prophet millenia ago.
Jace Cox
Jesus is just horus or whatever *insert deity* representing the end of the winter solice.
Juan Collins
>crippled christ >Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me
Too many verses mentioning it. If you require more proofs simple google it.
Your numbers confirm you a lost cause.
Brody Sanders
>Obviously both God and Kek exist. The bible does not say other gods don't exist. It just instructs you not to have any other gods BEFORE Yahweh.
There are other stories about a snake god who heals people from snake bites after a leader tells them to make a snake statue and give offerings to it. The snakes were sent by Yahweh in the first place.
Wyatt Edwards
Deus Kek! There's a new god in town and through meme magic has been proven to be real. Praise Kek brothers.
Justin Lewis
>kek exists
No, it's just faggots LARPing. Most of them are probably Gaytheists.
I'm sure the irony is lost to them.
Sup Forums is a Christian board. Deus Vult.
Ayden Adams
See, just faggots LARPing.
Lincoln Sullivan
>repeating manifestation of Kek >lost cause
Austin Bell
I think you mean RP, not LARP.
Robert Powell
>666 Begone demon
Kek doesn't even have waifus
Is there a cute kek-chan? No? Better luck next time heretic
Bentley Hernandez
Jesus was behind Cruz, the priesthood didn't rise Kek is behind Trump, Trump is going to maga
Your god either never existed or is now a crippled shadow of his former self
Xavier Mitchell
The worshipping of kek and practising of meme magic is pure satanic heathenry. Repent now and believe in Christ to save your souls from eternal hell fire.
Austin Thomas
Uh-huh, and you really claim not to be LARPing?
There are two option
>one, trump is actually charismatic and speaks to people on a level the agree with, which has been a welcome change from any politician in living memory
Or
>an imaganry frog Sup Forums created 8 months ago based on a God no one's worshipped in millennia is changing the world
Once again, you're LARPing faggots.
Sebastian Howard
>my imaginary being is older therefore true
Lmao! Kys so that you can go meet your god faster, wouldn't that be bliss for you?
David Jones
Christianity is untrue and you all worship a two thousand year old herpes virus.
Joseph Ross
>an imaganry frog Sup Forums created 8 months ago based on a God no one's worshipped in millennia is changing the world Makes about as much sense as any other faith.
Nolan Rivera
Finally someone is saying it.
>666
Caught it your own deception
Lucas Cruz
>God exists heretic
KEK is the one true lord, praise KEK
Ian Wood
>imaginary
So you're admitting that you believe both Christ and Kek to be imaginary, and yet see no problem with coming on a Christian board and pretending to believe in a frog God.
Gaytheists man I fucking swear....
Michael Brooks
>not realizing the number of the beast was 616
Also, nice get
Jackson Garcia
>The bible warns of the jews trickery The Bible is Jewish, and so was Jesus, unlike Kek.
Henry Baker
Blessed by doubles
Anthony Morris
Don't you see? The bible is incorrect. The world is filled with spirits and gods of every form and function! It has been revealed to us, animism is the way to true enlightenment! Praise kek, thanks for the dankies
Jace Smith
LARPing faggot.
>Claims God doesn't make sense despite eye witness accounts in the bible, ignores all modern miracles (Fatmia revelations, miracle of the sun, Marie Simon-Pierre being cured of Parkinson's by divine intervention), but then claims that nothing exploding into everything for no reason and then magically forming life is a logical thing to believe in.
I don't get it, I mean even you must be able to see how stu....oh wait, you're Canadian.
Classic leaf shitposting.
Colton Collins
Still waiting for Jesus to come again. He never does. False prophecy.
Samuel Lewis
PRAISE KEK
Dominic Hill
Right back at you my friend
Redpill me on 616
Jason Turner
>I don't believe in Jesus >Let me tell you who Jesus supported
Sebastian Miller
>ignores proven meme magic How blind can you be? Also, calling out a person's country is not a logical argument.
Nicholas Anderson
No. The Old Test which does not matter was jewish. It's only in the bible because of back story and the occasional moral to be learned from its tales.
Lincoln Gomez
No. The bible said the world is filled with spirits and gods.
kys.
Jackson Lewis
>8 month old meme frog, ironically worhipped by atheist kids on an imageboard >2000 year old belief structure manifest into reality and civilization, art, music and literature, spread across the globe
get fucking real
Jackson Thomas
Where has your god been for the past 2000+ years? Our prophesies are coming true heretic.
Jayden Williams
this still blows my mind
Aiden Miller
>ignoring the entire Ancient Egyptian civilization Come on now. You can't prove Kek isn't real.
Oliver Brooks
Heretic, the only way to salvation is through our lord and saviour Jesus christ. Serving your country and voting against hillary are already a given.
Thomas Stewart
kike on the stick isn't a meme, it's the truth. The only true religion is Judaism
btw, kek is an encryption for god in hebrew
Jordan Thompson
>a Christian board
Take your false kike idol and stick it up your arse. You go to church if you wanna take about your kike. You're in Kek's House when you post here and don't you ever fucking forget it.
Isaac Ramirez
don't have to, he will die as the belief in him dies, since it is spawned in a mockery of worship, it is not serious. weak gods breed weak believers
Ryan Roberts
Jesus was a heretic Jew, he didn't fulfill the prophecy completely.
Daniel Brooks
...
Wyatt Bennett
Nice LARPing faggot
Samuel Richardson
They mocked Jesus too. They said he wasn't serious too.
Do you even know what LARP means?
Adrian Diaz
Read John 1
Caleb Cook
Digits confirmed. Christ will bow at the feet of Kek.
Carson Brown
Kek was an Egyptian deity, right? What if, and I know I'll get flamed to kek's hell and back but. What if dey wuz kangz n shiet was true? The kikes fought kek with the shish kebabed kike, niggers being dumb like they are didn't meme back and fight back. Kek lost and it took two millenia for kek to slowly influence our minds to bring him back to his rightful place at the top of the pantheon. Kek made memes so that we may give him strength. Dindus lost their place under kek's embrace and protection so now he's saving the white race.
Julian Ortiz
Praise Kek He brings me happiness I have never believed in something so seriously in my life
Jaxson Smith
KEK DISAPPROVES OF NON BELIEVERS, LET THEM SEE THE BLOOD WE HAVE UNDER OUR NAILS!
Landon Reyes
Your very ignorant, that 19th century garbage has been refuted so many times
Austin Reed
Yes, the truth will always resurface.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Good if your not gonna follow Christ, you might as well be happy now
Nathan Scott
the christkuks think 666 is the mark of the devil but we know it is Kek confirming this and loaded with meme magic.
Michael Watson
Eh. The concept of the meme likely predates civilizations with writing, but we can read about the Me (and hence, the Me-Me, or meme) in the oldest mythological tales of Enki.
But you wouldn't know that now, would you?
Adrian Rodriguez
Kek is merciful. He will accept your non-believing soul when the time comes without punishment. May you have the wisdom to know his happiness in this life.
Noah Lewis
>denies miracles of all other religions while declaring monotheistic beliefs
Adam Ward
The Pagan Gods are the only ones that I am assured in existence. They provide power to those who take it and it's been seen time and time again.
What has Christ done? Crippled nations. His teachings abused to sway entire generations into a passive lull.
Kek is one of many Gods to truly exist. Fear him.
Austin Lee
This stuff is really starting to worry me. Kek is clearly Satanic.
The earliest (Greek) transcription of Revelations actually shows it as 616, not 666. That is, 666 is an error in translation carried down through the centuries.
False Gods don't usually have the power to do anything anyway
Mason Nelson
You make a good straw man
Liam Davis
Role playing fun, huh?
William Reed
Not an argument.
Christopher Brooks
Blue sleeps faster on Wednesday
Jonathan Kelly
Sup Forums worships the word cuc-k cant make this shit up
Angel Kelly
KEK or KUK, it's pronounce as KOOK, not the same.
Luis Bennett
>kek strong
Samuel Long
Christianity? You mean the reason the entire western world is cucked?
Aiden Parker
Kek forgive my sins!
Lucas Wright
Interesting that upside down, 616 reads out SIX, and 666 reads out SEX.
Cooper Perry
You are forgiven child Now go forth and Kek post on pol The Void Frog will bring you under his warm embrace
Henry Phillips
I can't safely explain how I know this, but trust that this was the sign. The serpents have returned.
Leo Baker
I don't give a shit, I'll worship fucking Asmoday if that means I can live in a world with trump as president.
Praise kek!
Josiah Stewart
>the reason the entire western world exists FTFY
Kevin Ortiz
>implying it didn't exist prior to the Christ cuckening
Elijah Williams
Praise KEK
Andrew Morales
creator of slither.io was born in area code 616
not saying any more
Logan Jackson
Either kek is satan or kek is baiting Christfags
Okay I guess
Charles Sanders
>666
Charles Murphy
Sweet KEK saves us
Cooper Powell
Anyway you look at it, Kek wins His magic grows stronger, he will soon be back at full power
Asher Rogers
at english though.
the ξ letter sound like "kss". χ sounds like "h"
Jonathan Carter
Do you think that's a new way of building statues for the serpents?
What about the old snake games on the Nokia's? That one was probably even more popular.
True, only visual thing.
Jaxson Baker
It's all fun and memes until a Christ fanatic has to do this.
Why would you stretch the meme to that extent?
Brandon Williams
>an imaganry frog Sup Forums created 8 months ago based on a God no one's worshipped in millennia is changing the world
I bet you think bats and "microbes" were the source of ebola
Nicholas Wood
Revelation 16:13-14King James Version (KJV)
13 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
14 For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.
