Awkward sports watching stories?
I’ll start
>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>watching the game together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about sports and only sports
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>watch the game, have fun
>game is over, talk about our favorite plays and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A SPORTS BAR MEANT FOR SPORTS DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A SPORTS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY SPORTS HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free
Awkward sports watching stories?
My sides have literally unironically left orbit
fucking jej
OP is a heterosexual
Tremendous thread
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Lel
top motherfucking solid gold kek
Hey, hey, hey, hey, THIS IS SPORTS BAR
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
inb4 this thread gets deleted
>talking with some friends at the bar
>suddenly i decide to take a huge shit at one table
>the janitor cleans it up
>he can't kick me out of the bar because the bouncer is busy and he has no real power
>he cries and then shits his pants
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>Not bringing in your pero to do a caca in the bar
Well thought out argument. 10/10
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Nice
>tfw thats exactly my wallpaper
>watch NFL with friends at walmart
>eat doritos and drink coke
>shit your pants
>Orlando Floods Jeep TM touchdown
>start crying with fat
>commercial break
>flip on the side of my wheelchair
>cannot get up
>shit myself again
>everybody at walmart looking at me
>everybody starts clapping
>everybody's pants are in shit, it's a regular here
>my two 400 lbs friends help me get up
>praise lord for this day
>half an hour later commercial break ends
>lose any interest in the game
>somebody enters walmart
>screams 'ALLAHU AKHBAR'
>i get shot
>everybody gets shot
i'm american btw
that's kind of rude
please remember that americans are humans too
not janitors though,they're something else
why is she so god damn fucking perfect
>bartender is now named hiroyuki
>you will never make passionate love to Eva by the fireplace then drink wine and listen to classical music afterwards
Why fucking live bros
Reddit-tier straw man and all around bad argument. This is an online forum and as such it's topic-oriented. It's expected that you contribute to the board by staying on topic with high-level discussion. Sports bars are not forums for sports discussion; they're a spectator venue. The owners don't give a fuck what you talk about. This is a retarded comparison that distracts from the fact that off-topic shitposting lowers the quality of any board.
>inb4 hurrrrrr autist, any response like that only proves my point
Fuck off janny
Case in point
fuck off janny
Hurrrrrr autist
fuck off janny
>She will never fall in love with you
>She will never kill your family just to be with you
>She will never gonna use her dark powers to grant you immortality
>You will never be with a crazy, rich, powerful with eva, who's only desire in her life its your cock
>You will never spend the world life with her in your arms
nice maymay!!! xD!!!
Hahahahahaha
hnnnggggg
STOP IT
IT HURTS
IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH
Fuck off janny
Some of the my favorite threads ever on /so/ were the different bowl threads for breaking events,
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Nice job OP.
fuck off janny
Top fucking kek
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fuck off janny
fuck off, janny