Things you can say about your favorite movie that you can't say about your girlfriend

Things you can say about your favorite movie that you can't say about your girlfriend

It had a big guy in it.

You can switch your head off

It didn't have a black guy in it.

I've seen it in the past year

I can't find a physical copy of it anywhere

It exists

It exists.

WEW

the complex plot was rewarding

I can show it to the whole family

/thread.
Fucking normies get the fuck off my board.

He is not a fat fuck.

I have a sealed copy in my basement.

It's funny

I don't get angry when I think about my ex favorite movie

It has Drew Carrey in it

i prefer the cut version.

best one so far

It was pretty flat

She's a fucking whore

it left me thinking after it was over

I love it

It's three dimensional.

it's silent

Kek

>It had a big guy in it.

>It didn't have a black guy in it.

>I can show it to the whole family

>I have a sealed copy in my basement.

It's fun in the dark with your pants off

It's about 9 years old and Brad Pitt was in it

It's all around enjoyable.

The cinematography really brought it to its own

all ages admitted.

Start off a but incoherent and vague but it's easy to digest in the long run

My friends love it

Gets old very quickly

I haven't seen it discussed on Sup Forums

It reminds me of happier times

It looks good

It's a product of hard work and talent

I can enjoy it with my father
But actually...

Whose Line was comedy kino

Who can forget everyone making fun of Colin's early-onset JUST-ing

I only paid $20 for it

it came in the mail

...

It takes less than 20 minutes to get started.

>It reminds me of happier times

Patrician taste

it's never been on netflix

I own two copies of it.

It is rated number 3 in action among my peers.