Russians never cease to make me smile

Russians never cease to make me smile.

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ur mum said the same thing about me

Funny. It's the opposite for me.

You're a funny guy.
Russkies gonna conquer you last.

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Looks like their tanks still have shit gun depression.

>Finns
>able to smile

They already tried that you know.

I think that Russian army today is a little more efficient than in 1939, after the purge of officers.

Finland exists only because of Russian Empire taking it in and protecting from Swedes, you know?

youtube.com/watch?v=z_ovgDzkL78

>protecting
Thanks for today's smile.

RUSSIANS PUT THEIR UPPITY WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

How does Russia afford such a good army? Their economy is shit, their per person GDP is like 14,000 dollars a year… yet they seem to maintain one of the top militaries (not even factoring the nuclear missiles)

How are you still here Ivan?

Finland has been fortunate. Russians have us autonomy and a state and when they started asking for it back we became independent. Then we successfully killed hundreds of thousands of Russian slavshits and stopped them from ruining this wonderful land. We lost some clay but soon the Russians will die of aids and alcoholism and we will make Finland great again by Perkele.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland_during_the_Great_Northern_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Swedish_War_(1741–43)

>After the victory at Storkyro, Mikhail Golitsyn was appointed the governor of Finland. Finns began waging partisan warfare against the Russians. As retaliation, the Finnish peasants were forced to pay large contributions to the occupying Russians (as was the custom in that time). Plundering was widespread, especially in Ostrobothnia and in communities near the major roads. Churches were looted, Isokyrö was burned to the ground. A scorched earth zone several hundred kilometers wide was burned to hinder Swedish counteroffensives. At least 5,000 Finns were killed and some 10,000 taken away as slaves, of whom only a few thousand would ever return;[5] According to newer research the amount of those killed is closer to 20,000.[6] Thousands, especially officials, also fled to the (relative) safety of Sweden. The poorer peasants hid in the woods to avoid the ravages of the occupiers and their press-gangs.[7] Atrocities were at their worst between 1714–17 when the infamous Swedish Count Gustaf Otto Douglas, who had defected to the Russian side during the war, was in charge of the occupation.

>In addition to the predations of the Russian occupants, Finland was struck – as were most other Baltic countries at the time – by the plague. In Helsinki, 1,185 people died: nearly two thirds of the population. Plague had struck Finland already before the Russian invasion sapping the strength of Sweden in Finland.[7]

The hell? I though russia was banned from this site, Ivan.

THEIR ARMY IS THE MARKETING DIVISION FOR THEIR WEAPONS SALES

RUSSIA IS THE #2 ARMS DEALER IN THE WORLD, ITS PRACTICALLY THEIR ONLY REAL INDUSTRY AFTER OIL

Ungratefull swine. Well, least you get what you deserve - your country being sold out, your land, water, air not belonging to you and new owners using it to store nucklear waste of whoel world.

maybe genetic, they somehow always have good engineers and scientists

That webm is borderline pornography

so russians finally into proper gyro stabilized cannons?

youtube.com/watch?v=j45lrsHFLTE

If there were a 100 cocks straight in a line, how many would you choke on?

Fucking snitches, mind yr own nutsack

Temporary ban due to DDOS attack.

I'm grateful for the good times and grateful to my granddaddy and his generation for killings lots of russkies when the times were bad.

You are so behind times. It can also shoot laser guided missiles with its main cannon instead of normal shells, for double the range and precision.

Fair enougth.

Lol. Just like you liberated europe by raping and murdering white europeans

Because Russians are jews

>mfw I read that the t-90 can shoot ATGMs out of the barrel

Just pray we dont have to do that again.

How does it feel to have a jewish president? How does it feel to be a jewish bitch for over 150 years?

Good goy. Kill the evil white people. Your country is already getting blacked

During the Finnish War between Sweden and Russia, the four Estates of occupied Finland were assembled at the Diet of Porvoo on 29 March 1809 to pledge allegiance to Alexander I of Russia who in return guaranteed that the laws and liberties as well as religion would be left unchanged. Following the Swedish defeat in the war and the signing of the Treaty of Fredrikshamn on 17 September 1809, Finland became a true autonomous grand duchy within the autocratic Russian Empire although the usual balance of power between monarch and diet resting on taxation was not in place since the Emperor could rely on the rest of his vast Empire. The title "Grand Duke of Finland" was added to the long list of titles of the Russian Tsar.

The history of the Grand Duchy can briefly be characterised as:[2]

1809–1862: fifty years of consolidation, during which the Finnish authorities succeeded in convincing the Russian court not only of their own loyalty, but of that of all Finns.
1863–1898: thirty-five years of increased independence, including the re-establishment of the Diet of Finland and the elevation of Finnish from a language for the common people to a national language (1863) equal to Swedish (1883).
1899–1917: twenty years of attempted russification, ultimately unsuccessful and detrimental for Finland's relationship with the Russian Empire (and the Soviet Union that was formed shortly afterwards).

The constitutional status of Finland was not codified in Russian law before the February Manifesto of 1899. The autonomous status led Finns to develop their own ideas of nationalism and constitutional monarchy, which they could to a large extent implement in practice with the assent of the Tsar.

So it was cool. You were fostered and your national identity and liberty was preserved up to last tsar. What is your issue, Ake?

>Ake

Result - Soviet Victory + territory gains.

Also, before treaty of moscow - In February 1940, Finland's Commander-in-Chief marshal Mannerheim expressed his pessimism about the military situation, prompting the government to start peace negotiations on 29 February, the same day the Red Army commenced an attack against Viipuri (now Vyborg).

And who was Mannerheim, m? Mannerheim made a career in the Imperial Russian Army, rising to the rank of lieutenant general. He also had a prominent place in the ceremonies for Tsar Nicholas II's coronation and later had several private meetings with the Russian Tsar. After the Bolshevik revolution, Finland declared its independence but was soon embroiled in civil war between the pro-Bolshevik "Reds" and the "Whites," who were the troops of the Senate of Finland.

So he was pro-monarch fighter like Russian "whites" in our civil war.

Also his wife was Russian.

As other Russian poster said - you are ungrateful narrow-minded swine, that don't understand history.

Modern Russians claiming to have "protected" Finland is the same as you guys saying everything the USA and your other colonies have accomplished is thanks to the British rule hundreds of years ago. They're just not what they used to be anymore.
I didn't even need to write that though, you already had the answer in your post.

And I'm not a Swede so refer to me with some other name.

>Typical name?

Reminds me of a joke:

>Soviet-finnish war
>A big group of russian soldiers are patrolling the border
>A distant shout can be heard from the finnish border
>"1 finnish soldier is better than 10 ruskies"
>russian commander gets angry, sends his best 10 soldiers across the border
>guns starts blazing, but after 5min it's all quiet
>another shout "1 finnish soldier is better than 100 ruskies"
>russian commander raging, sends his best 100 troops across the border again
>15 minutes of bullets whistling and suddenly it's all quiet again
>another shout "1 finnish soldier is better than 1000 ruskies"
>russian commander on full steroid rage sends 1000 troops across the border again
>after a while massive explosions, artillery shelling and barrages, grenades flying in the sky and bullets whistling everywhere
>after one hour it's quiet again
>from across the border crawls back a seriously injured russian soldier saying in his last dying breath "don't send more man, it's an ambush, there's TWO of them !"

I am Russian mate, living in UK.

Agree times changed a lot, but Russians (as a nation, not as a regime of communists) really did a lot for Finland and we had mutually beneficial co-existence under crown. All I am curious about, if you differentiate Russians and commies?

>trying to teach me my own history
Literally why? I will blow you out of the water with my mad knowledge of Finnish history I'm not even joking m8.
If you were going for Åke, that's a typical Swedish name.

But did they hit their mark?

Shoot it. I love good debates. But so far what I have provided are simple facts without ambiguity.

On Ake point - alrightie, what is Finnish typical then?

Do not listen to this russian, it is inadequate.

>Result - Soviet Victory + territory gains.
With original intentions of capturing the entirety of Finland.
Even at the end of Continuation War, STAVKA was forced to abandon the plans of conquering Finland, when the Vyborg-Petrozadovsk offensive failed. It would have been far to costly to continue the attack and the race to Berlin required more attention. Originally the Soviet Union wanted an UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER from Finland, but ended up giving up on it and going with the peace treaty instead.

>really did a lot for Finland
Yeah, go ahead and name some.

well, you could just join NATO, Mr Fingolian.

I'm not going to take risks just because there are some good Russians in the mix just like I wouldn't take any risks with Arabs because there may be some that don't wish white genocide.

>On Ake point - alrightie, what is Finnish typical then?
People on Sup Forums usually use Matti or Pekka.

That you have. I don't contest anything you've said. I'm simply wondering why you're telling me stuff I and pretty much every Finn knows... We learn this in school, you know.

As for names, google "most common finnish names" and you're set.

Of course. I'll vote to join when there's a referendum. Well, depending on the social climate, atleast. If we retain our conscript system, then I'm all in, but if joining NATO means getting rid of it, then I'll vote no.

The era of autonomy was good times for Finland you idiot. Only the last decade or so was shit because of russification, but then again it pushed us towards independence, so in hindsight may be it was necessary.

post more dogs

That's right, my friend. Finnish winter put a huge pile of russian Ivan's and showed that the Red Army is not able to fight. And now history has not fuck anyone, because the result of the 20th century became the standard of living in rashka and Finland.

Wow, firing while jumping. Just as useless/unrealistic in real combat situations like the Cobra maneuvers

Fuck off. You Russians are just assholes. Norwegians saved million of Russians from starvation in the 20s, have given hundreds of millions to you in aid over the past two decades, share our technical expertise with you and helped you decommission your old nuclear subs. And what do we get in return from you goddamn degenerate assholes? You keep treating us like shit, as if we were in the middle of the cold war, breaking trade agreements, spying on us, illegally crossing our borders and exploiting resources on our territory, and doing fake nuclear bombing runs against us. You people are the absolute scum of the earth, and you're a fucking disgrace to the white race.

I used to think it was communism that made you into such pathetic assholes, but it seems to be genetic.

It was good because Finland was autonomous and there was minimal interference from Russia.

It wasn't just Russians though. A great number of Ukrainians were sent to fight as well.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/44th_Rifle_Division_(Soviet_Union)

youtube.com/watch?v=2nPIeoeWmKk

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They have really downgraded their game tho

That's exactly what I've done and Ake was there. Anyway, noted Matti / Pekka from here ->> Oh, you unironically compare Russians to Arabs from a mass judgement perspective?

You are correct regarding capturing of Finland. Communist government still thought of Russian empire clay as theirs. Finns didn't want it and fought for their indepdence, all fair enough. But what I meant is that Russian rule gave such degree of autonomy to you, that it forged your national identity. Grand Duchy of Finland was predecessor state to modern Finland. Also, for example, Russian rulers did not require military service from Finland - operations and defence were mostly taken care by Russian troops based in the Grand Duchy. All your senate was Finnish and up to 1899 Russia effectively kept you as separate country under its wing. Offering good time for you guys to develop.

Not really
They might be able to conquer some land like in 39, but their army is not mobilized enough to be able to actually occupy entire Finland
Russia is at a geographical disadvantage here.
The Finnish border is mostly just a wooden wasteland without any strategic assets for Russians to use, except for probably St. Peterburg.

US would probably show up in time and bitchslap them back to 1940's borders

> what are relative living costs and salaries

I dump my russia folder

Aren't you Russian Ivan yourself? Why so self-hating?

I don't know what he's saying in his sami language but, didn't he open the door himself. So why is he surprised

>I used to think it was communism that made you into such pathetic assholes, but it seems to be genetic.

THIS.

syria

God be with ye

test

Why is this allowed?

>Oh, you unironically compare Russians to Arabs from a mass judgement perspective?
Based on my personal experiences with Russians I am not wrong when doing that comparison.

not sure where this is tho

THRUST MOTHERFUCKING VECTORING

SHUTTER SPEED KEK

maybe to troll americans

good ol putin

this thing is crazy

Hello buddies

>But what I meant is that Russian rule gave such degree of autonomy to you, that it forged your national identity.
True. It allowed Finland to build a national identity, which in the end caused the pan-slavicists and communists' plans to fail.

>Also, for example, Russian rulers did not require military service from Finland
Lies. They didn't require an amount even comparable to the one required by the Swedes, but still.

>The military of Finland during the period of autonomy within Russia was established by an imperial order on 18 September 1812 by Alexander I of Russia, which became the anniversary of the battalion. Based on the imperial order, Finland had to form three rifle units, consisting each of two battalions of 600 men, totaling 3600 men

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Guards'_Rifle_Battalion

So have you ever met Arabs or Russians in Behind-God's-Back-Town in Middle-of-Nowhere?

>Even asians are taller than Putin

Holy shit, just how short is Putin?

No. Just some that have come to Finland.

>tfw only prototype was built

NATO will never protect ur shitty clay LMFAO, have fun living in denial

kill them all Finland, u need monies?

Why do you hate Russia so much? You have a border with Karelia and they are OK with Finns.

I hate Americans much more than I hate Russians. I don't even hate Russians, what the fuck. Stupid Yank.

What, motherfucker? We don't have anything to do with Norway and historical links were minimal. Google returns nothing about your shit. Proofs to thread about (a) your technical expertise (b) save from starvation. If subs were decomissioned you were paid, so that is business and can't be claimed as good-doing, so stfu on that one (but proofs would be good). What cold war with norway? Majority of Russian don't even think of your existence and don't know we share border on far north. What I know though - a 2013 article in Dagbladet said that the autumn of 1951 removal of more than 8000 Soviet corpses from graves in North Norway, Operation Asphalt, led to "the toughest diplomatic conflict ever between Norway and Soviet.

Now on your claims:

1) Treating like shit - you fucked in the head, right? We don't care about Norway and general perception is that your are rich developed country where it is equally cold.
2) Breaking trade agreements - which? when? impact in quantifiable manner?
3) Spying on us - everyone spies on everyone. Welcome to real world. US spies on Germany for example doesn't mean it is terrible "genocide" thing you are to trying to blow it out of proportion
3) Illegally crossing border - when? who? how many? never heard of Russian exodus/war with you.
4) Exploiting resource - are you talking about svalbard? It is abandoned and only Lenin silently watches from hill.
5) Fake nuclear bombings - you mean flights of strategic aviation in neutral zones in accordance with international law? Well if we wouldn't have so many NATO bases next to our border we would be relaxed. Norway is close to other countries you know. This is demonstration of power to NATO which is absolutely fine so that they understand whom they are scaremongering against.

Chill there and fish some salmon.

>NATO will just abandon it's core article and the main reason it still exists
Wew, lad.

Not sure what this is

was he busting he's pants?

ITS LIKE A VIDEO GAME SPEEDRUN IRL

Fine, being determines consciousness.

kek'd hard

It was irrelevant
Maybe this one

What's wrong with rape and murder? Stop being a pussy

Always makes me kek.

Well, Finns in St. Pete are getting hammered in a blink of an eye and are indistinguishable from drunk Russians in Helsinki. I just don't judge people by tourists. You need to visit people's land to see them.

Yeah we really need to fight foreign wars for kikes and help niggers flood into Europe

>True. It allowed Finland to build a national identity, which in the end caused the pan-slavicists and communists' plans to fail.

Not only allowed but actively promoted Finnish national culture. The golden age of finnish art, karelianism, kalevala, etc was during the Russian period. Of course it changed completely in the 1900's.

its like you have only kerosin for 30 min but still 5 trucks to be loaded