Alright everyone, post:

Alright everyone, post:
>your favorite album
>your darkest secret

Massive attack - mezzanine

I got a blowjob from a Hooker in an alley when I was hammered once

I'm gay

>Mothership Connection - Parliament

Used to go on omegle and pretend to be a girl for the laughs

i don't love my girlfriend or most of my family

who HASN'T done cringy shit on omegle/chatroulette? i feel like that's a rite of passage for middle-high schoolers nowadays

When I was young, I wore my sister's clothes

I've always though I was gay since I was in 6th grade, but for the last couple years I've struggled to figure out if I actually am or if I'm just lonely so I nurture companionship with anybody.

>middle-high schoolers
I would highly doubt most highschoolers or middleschoolers know what these chat sites are anymore. It was a part of that weird 2008-2013 internet

This is my 2nd favorite album and I'm gay as fuck

hanging out here over 8 years concealing my nationality (i'm russian)

This boy needs therapy

I feel you on this man, I don't really experience much emotion so the concept of love is lost on me.

i would penetrate your patrician boy pussies

uh. Had a dog lick my dick for like 10 seconds before i had realize how bad i had sinned. Wasn't even my home or my dog.

hell yea

fag.

I am the zodiac killer

I haven't played the game since I don't own a Switch and I've never considered myself gay but I'm really attracted to the new Link.
I've masturbated to a loottt of images of him - mainly being fucked by the shark guy

this aint dark though, i just wanted a place where I could openly confess my love

i fapped to lolicon a lot when i was going through puberty

News flash: you're not attracted to him, you are attracted to BEING him.

trips confirm

Care to expand on that Freud

>The Tumbled Sea - Melody/Summer
Amazing album for studying

>I once drank a sip of alcohol when I was 13
Yeah I don't fuck up often. Not because I'm so incredibly reliable, but because I often don't give a flying fuck about anything, so I barely do anything at all.

vanilla af
I've had dogs lick my dick, balls and ass numerous times, and I came every time...

>tfw no jewish gf

I once tried to kms to get revenge on my dad

>36 Chambers
>I pick my nose and eat my boogers

When I was young I wore my mother's

>tfw no ebony cutie gf to watch eastern european cinema with

In The Aeroplane Over The Sea - Neutral Milk Hotel

I'm trying to improve my life, but if nothing has come of it in a year I'm going to hang myself.

Yes user?

>Baroness - Blue Album

I love scat porn, especially Japanese girls squeezing out chocolate goodness all over each other and then lezzing out while covered in poop. Yum.

why not try to improve yourself the year after too? I mean you are still gonna die my man so use the years you have, i ain't gonna say that it will get better. But maybe, and like i said you are still going to die soon so why not try to live

You sound like a dickhead.

I don't quite have a (just one) favorite album.

I have suicidal tendencies and I still post on Sup Forums, after a year of abstinence.

well, it makes sense that you're into 'sludge' metal

elaborate

you'll be saying the exact same thing in a year

I think this is a more fitting fave album

when I was around 8/9yo I thought about fucking our family dog, a dachshund

fav album changes kinda frequently.
>pedo
killing myself soon

I molested a girl multiple times

I consistently think about killing myself just to hurt my parents.

I usually try to suck a female cat nipples

skin? like a suit?

At this point I'm not sure who's serious and who isn't anymore.

The only real bad ones so far

This one’s p.funny.

kys you are selves

Oh i am actually the zodiac killer. Got a big thing planned for new years. The scope is gonna be bigger than anything I've done before.

Tripped my two year old cousin and he face planted into a wall and busted his face open. I told the adults he stumbled and fell and they bought it.

New link is a fucking qt, dude. You're right.

Weezer - Pinkerton

uh, had sex with my aunt. we had a relationship of 3 years. nobody knows except you guys.

I made my boyfriend swim in a river even though I knew he couldn't swim and he drowned.

Does your Aunt know about it?

She better not have

Songs Of The Civil War - Tennessee Ernie Ford

I masturbate to pregnant Anne Frank porn

I'd literally kill to have a relationship like this

sounds like a good time to me

...

>les discrets
Nice

did she have big nice sexy aunt tits? i'm so jealous!

Who is this cutie?

My GF
*grabs by throat*
Back off?!?

Wife of internet music critic anthony fantano

When I was a kid I really wanted to have lesbian sex with my lil sister lol

Abbey road

same as

Send him to me. I’ll take care of him.

kek
it was p awesome actually
she sure has. nicest pair of tits ever, nice ass too.

>lesbian sex
like rubbing your balls to her pussy?

post pics nigger

please post aunt pics!

P I C S
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t. Ed Gein

I ran a cult (which I called my family) who committed many murders and I was eventually arrested and became a neo nazi in prison

Shouldn't you be dead?

Once I robbed a drunk girl resting on a bench and in the scuffle I kicked her in the face.

I lost my virginity at 24 to a prostitute while I was on coke when I was in town for my grand-mother's funeral.
I pulled out after 2 minute after freaking out, told her I was gay so she would go.

Come, all ye sons of freedom, and join our Southern band,
We are going to fight the Yankees and drive them from our land.
Justice is our motto and providence our guide,
So jump into the wagon, and we'll all take a ride!

Wait for the wagon!
The dissolution wagon!
The South is the wagon, and we'll all take a ride!

Secession is our watchword, our rights we will demand!
To defend our homes and firesides, we pledge our hearts and hands;
Jeff Davis is our president, with Stephens by his side;
Brave Beauregard, our General, will join us in the ride.


Wait for the wagon!
The dissolution wagon!
The South is the wagon, and we'll all take a ride!

My nigga how you still alive

His wife is black

I've been suicidal for 8 years now and still haven't killed myself.

I'm such a fuck up I can't decide whether I like Discipline or Beat better.

I tried to commit suicide by hanging myself from a ceiling lamp, but I was too heavy and I easily broke the ceiling and the rope.

ITT: Suicidal fags

Here's something to cheer you up

Fuck off, I genuinely enjoy this album.

I'm Anthony Fantano

I think that Fandango prefers To Pimp A Butterfly or To Be Kind.

I'm a closeted self-loathing bisexual.

I cant feel anything im rly dead inside. Most of the time i act to seem normal

I lived with my high school girlfriend for two years. However, we broke up after a year of living together. Her dad worked graveyard shift, so for the last year I lived there I had a secret affair with her mom

When I was in like 6th grade, I sucked my dog off to see what it was like, and while I've repressed the memory from guilt for the most part sometimes I'll remember it and become extremely depressed

underrated post

based

Had an autistic hissy fit that ruined Mike Patton's career

Unless I hit the lotto i'm killing myself in about 20 days

I love stuffing big things in my ass.
No homo

>S.C.I.E.N.C.E
>I have a crippling fear of physical intimacy that has ruined every relationship I've ever had

I'm bisexual, I am starting to hate my gf and I want to leave everything.