Aus/pol/ general - "martin bryant was the true overlord" edition

How's your Saturday, cunts?

Nominations for all seats are in. See who is running in your electorate here:

abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/

Three weeks until election.

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abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/isaa/
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>implying people who own guns aren't racists
Nah, just kidding lol.

>How's your Saturday, cunts?
Alright thanks mate.

>P A U L I N E
Gosh I hope she wins. She deserves it. It has been 20 years of struggle.

Where's the cunt who makes the pasta? I like those threads best

Holy shit I actually have heaps of choices now.

abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/dick/

Peter Dutton is based but I don't wan to vote for LNP.

Based

Give me a link mate, I'll lift it off one of the archives and use it for the next thread.

>Peter Dutton is based
He is dumb, ugly and dishonest. But he is pretty tough on the boats.

Libs should be your 'bulwark' nomination. Put them ahead of Labor and Greens in the House of Reps vote; and also put them at your last spot in your Senate vote IMO.

Reminder of the debate at the end of the last thread -

1 more week of exams, have done fuck all socially/recreationally the past two weeks because I have to spend all day studying (medfag). Is this what it feels like to be a NEET? Its so depressing not getting out of the house

Will Pauline build a wall around Australia?

>abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/dick/
>Lib Dem candidate top of the ballot
>Independent run form the god of thunder
Rest in Pieces Dutton!

>Is this what it feels like to be a NEET?
No, not even close. A NEET has no hope for the future.

He got arrested at the last UPF raily and hasn't been seen since.

Yeah, she'll build a huge mote around the country.

Other than fitness and seeing the gf I've done nothing (other than study). How do NEETs do it? I feel like I am missing out on the world and its only been barely 2 weeks

Shark and crocodile infested?

this 100%

Most NEETs dread the world more than they hate the isolation.

>tfw 1 more week until exams

a-am I going to m-make it Sup Forums?

And stingrays.

You bet

We need more NEET awareness

How is your study going m8?

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/76374085/#q76374115

>am I going to m-make it Sup Forums?
Ultimately, no you won't make it.

The same mental health problems which have driven you to Sup Forums will eventually wreck your life.

You might make it out of uni, but you won't last much longer.

Same here but dent fag. I havent left the house in over a week and another 2 weeks to go. Stopped lifting/running and switched to a diet of V and maccas. I dont know how neets do it, i feel filthy

we'll get through it senpai. i can relate to feeling filthy, feelsgrossman

Hang in there mate, I have three more weeks of good old study

>I dont know how neets do it, i feel filthy
A NEET knows that inside (his mind, his heart, his soul) he is actually filthy. So it is only natural that he lives in a manner to make his external condition match his inner one.

This is the way of the world grasshopper.

Your vote is irrelevant, every party will continue selling the ground up from underneath you.

Hopefully mate

Whats party does a medfag vote for? Im curious as to your stand on socialised healthcare and stuff, my future lies in private practice until the govt decides to step into it further but yours is almost entirely gov. How do you feel about our health system?

i cant imagine a person leading this life without being a bad person inside, its no way to live

>Australian politicians
>Literally just American politics but without the large corporations

Who wins changes nothing. It's always the same. X proposes Y and Z blocks it out of spite. The only reason people get into politics in Australia is because they get a new big fat paycheck, an unlimited visa card, tax exemption, exemption from the law, access to child pornography, fast gigabit fibre internet, free holidays, free house, free car. free education and healthcare for their kids all the way through University and all. Tony Abbott spends his final days finger banging 6 year olds in a catholic church in queensland with malcom turnbull while julia gillard and kevin rudderino pamper fresh asylum poon tang for the guards to rape because australia's law enforcement has been an absolute joke that has concealed pedophilia and rape rings for decades. bill shorten is just a pedophilia enabler and tax evader.

cheers brother, what do you study?

Would like to here an input from a NEET on how they feel about their lifestyle

I vote for whoever I think is least globalist, least PC etc. In terms of healthcare system, I don't think I really have an opinion yet as I haven't been in the medical workforce yet. At the moment I think the system with medicare works, however I don't doubt that my opinion will change when I graduate and start working

>unifags
>believing they are Australian and not a bunch of privileged rich kids who are divorced from Australian way of life, society and culture

Just to add, while this is all happening we all have to sit around like cucks - the whole 23million of us - while a hand full of filthy pedophilia enablers and tax evaders tell us what we need and don't need.

news.com.au/finance/small-business/lib-brothelowner-quits-party/news-story/0c13c1798b6f551083a39031a8840138

>THE party of small business has a small problem with undeclared businesses of its candidates — even if that business is for “partying”.

>Victorian Liberal candidate John Hsu quit on Saturday after it was revealed by the Herald Sun that he owned a Melbourne brothel and didn’t tell the party about it.

>He was running in the safe Labor seat of Calwell but resigned after it emerged he owned the Paradise Playmates brothel in Frankston.

>privileged rich kids
Seeing as every second person graduating highschool these days ends up at uni I'd hardly agree

His business is legal, why was he forced to resign?

i'm partially a neet, i do random casual work

it was a result of my childhood, it wasn't very good. my sister went full dependent and stayed at home (she's still there and she's in her mid 20s) while i left at 16, avoided the police but let them know every year i was alive, and eventually got a flat at 18

i kinda have friends but i didnt graduate high school, i don't have the opportunity to go to university either. i can't trust anyone so i either stay at home when nobody's around or go walking for ~20 hours or so when somebody is.

i'm destined to be alone. nobody gives a fuck (apparently because i had frozen pieces of meat in the fridge when i didn't know how to cook, i was "well cared for") so i just don't talk about it and continue living.

>His business is legal
But not moral.

>Paradise Playmates brothel in Frankston.

That mug runs an awful place. There's a place called Kitty there that's much better and more secluded.

I'm sorry to hear about your circumstances user. You sound pretty independent though if you left home on your own, that's something you definitely have going for you.

I don't think you're destined to be alone, I don't think anything is destined for any of us. We create our future.

What is something that you are passionate about and want to pursue?

Because the media and other parties would form a lynch mob and rock up with their social justice baseball bats

lies! NEETs are pure. the epitome of being.

But don't the left/greens advocate that sex workers are just as valuable to the community as anyone else?

Transparency, public servants have to disclose certain assets like businesses in order to hold a position. It's to prevent Conflicts of Interest.

>to be Australian is to never go to higher education
>only the rich and privileged attended university

Not sure id like to be married to your way of life and culture

just a reminder that your politics don't matter and nobody cares

Yes but because they can attach the label "LNP" to him that gives them full moral permission to hang him

No one in England even knows who Turnbull is.
I don't even know what he looks like.

Way more people know based Tones because everyone knows he was BAF (based as fuck) desu (to be honest).

He fucked up because of but had he not would have happened despite what says

> You sound pretty independent though if you left home on your own, that's something you definitely have going for you.
the problem is i'm way too independent, any time i get close to someone i cut it off.

>What is something that you are passionate about and want to pursue?
nothing really, i used to be really interested in the air force and actually wanted to join it with the hopes of eventually getting an engineering degree, moving to the US, and applying for NASA but that got fucked up.

i just sit around and wait for something to happen. i might leave the country and go and join the french foreign legion or something, i dunno. i'd gladly participate in a draft if that means dying for something worthwhile but i doubt it's going to happen. i'll probably end up jumping off a bridge when i hit 35 or something man.

Just a reminder that your head of state is a gay communist nigger and has aligned the United states with Al Qaeda.

Just a reminder that Australia is the last bastion of classic liberalism in the world.

Just got off work. I deliver pizzas for Dominoes. Ask me anything.

Good, just trying to re learn concepts that I skipped over a bit when I was only half watching the lectures - what do you study user?

where's my fucking Hawaiian you cunt?

How often do people tip in australia?

Why is every dominos owned/run by indians with a token white teenage girl?

Plenty of people have cared enough about us, the entire arena of philosophy is dedicated to giving a fuck about others.

I study Chemistry, specifically analytical Chem. Professional bert drinker on the side

No way, I thought this was just my local. Incredible.

What are the hygiene standards like in the kitchen?

>all indian males
>with a token white teenage girl

i wonder...

My Dominos is full of pajeets and I live in a 99% white country town and had never even seen a poo-in-loo here before I walked past the new domino's.

>oakleigh, melbourne

All wogs, pay denbts

I ate it.
Never because every cunt pays online.
Not many people want to work at Dominoes apart from Pajeets and teenage girls. Some of the teenage girls at my one are pretty qt t b h.

Who here
#DanceForDeejay
in Wentworth?

Has a greater faggot ever run for office?

abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/isaa/

who do i vote for lads?

Pretty decent at mine but the managers are all white so it's probably not the best example.

You're going to have to vote 1 Liberal there mate. No better option.

>50% of high school graduates go to uni
Bull.

Shit.

Pauline Hanson's one nation if you can. She doesn't have a candidate in my electorate so I'm voting for Sustainable Australia.

How many people come in and complain about how shit their food was?

Where I am, there aren't many Pajeets at all - all we really have are Africans. These Pajeets somehow flocked to all work at Domino's, despite having no presence in the community. Domino's must be targeting them or something on a national scale.

ever deliver to any cutes?

>GLBTQI
>dat passive aggressive attack on dykes
lol

>Dejay

Labor did this.

Asians don't find prostitution and running a brothel immoral. They'd pimp their own sisters and daughters (and often do).

Disregard that, just looked at your link and yeah vote Libs I guess or just do a donkey vote.

They are probably running a wages scam similar to the one at 711.

not him but when the local uni has atar cut offs at liek 60 and hands out bonus marks, even the guy who should have dropped out got into uni. It might not be 50% but it is much higher than it ought to be

Probably, they're probably scamming Stacy out of her pay too, but she's too ditzy to realise it.

Rarely because mine has white mangers who actually run the place really well.

Rarely. Mostly just fat middle aged bogans.

I'm voting for One Nation.
Fuck the haters, lets put Australians first.

What's malcolm's stance on gay marriage and asylum seekers?
Looks like this is a marginal seat. Aren't pollies meant to bribe us?

pauline's not here

What are some good slogans to write on the poll booths?

LEGALISE PEPPER SPRAY
?

My electorate sucks balls. No ALA or One Nation.

Parties stance is FUCK NO but Labor have wedged it because they are scum with no real policy so Liberals offer a referendum on it

The teenagers earn something like $11 an hour or some bullshit but it wouldn't surprise me if at the Dominoes run by Indians they actually do scam them, or at least rip them off and make them do unpaid overtime and shit.

Vote anti-pedo m8, otherwise you are one.

fug have they set a date for the referendum? I'm voting no just to fuck with the gays.

Who are the Sup Forums approved senators? I put down the motoring enthusiasts last time for shits and giggles.

What exactly has happened to warrant an antipedo party?

It wouldnt surprise me to see the rise of anti domestic violence parties if the news keeps going batshit for it

Why is this so funny?

Im voting no out of spite. Gays have become hateful queens.

>Rarely. Mostly just fat middle aged bogans.

thats a shame. what would you do if a qt girl answered the door to get her pizza in the nude? would you fap on her?

>Sup Forums approved senators

Based Nick and anyone LibDems

Vote for LDP. Gun rights. Pro self defense.

Almost every gay I know is basically just a mentally ill male with female personality attributes. Fuck them. Burden on the country.