>Have weekend off >Sitting in my apartment playing DOOM >Hear the doorbell ring >Decide not to answer it >They ring again >Ignore >THEY OPEN MY FUCKING DOOR >ITS JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES >IN JAPAN >AT MY DOOR
Take you fucking shitty western religions away from my anime fantasy land. I'm so sick of the filth of the west trying to corrupt this land.
I'm locking my door from now. Thanks for ruining the sense of security this country once gave me.
I'm truly sorry Jap bro. If you lived in Texas, you legally could have shot them.
Connor Gonzalez
I just can't get over it. I was in my underwear and everything.
Michael Mitchell
I used to be a Jehovah's witness and it was one of the best religions I have yet to find. I would love to start attending the Kingdom hall again but I'm in the Military and it's forbidden to be in the Military or take part in governments of the world. Maybe when I get out I'll go back.
Jackson Young
do you live in an area with a lot of expats or what
Adrian Smith
Hahaha what did you tell them. I would have threatened them and shit
Liam Ortiz
Just call your son's father in the yakuza. Nobody is going to miss them, literally everyone hates the jahovas witnesses.
Evan Lee
I'm literally the only foreigner I'm aware of in several dozen kilometers.
Evan Lewis
east asia is becoming christian deal with it, your shitty shinto will become forgotten like paganism
Jeremiah Bell
2012 and 2013 are best. Fuck bigger nigger asses and cow tits.
Elijah Richardson
are u gay
Colton Cook
Put a black thumb tack next to your mail slot or doorbell.
It's their code for 'problem/avoid'
Cooper Hernandez
nah, hes just trying to fit in with all the Sup Forumsirgins
Owen Rogers
Nope, I just prefer small tits and petite/tiny butts.
Austin Lewis
Honestly this country is a religious clusterfuck.
So many cults.
Leo Jenkins
It's scientifically proven that only niggers care about ass size. There's literally nothing sexual about butts
Luis Gonzalez
...
Shinto is older than your Christianity. The Japanese imperial family goes back hundred years before Christ and they are part of the Shinto religion (they are descendants of a goddess according to it).
Aside from that, there is no mass conversion to any foreign religion in Japan, Dont make up things from your ass.
Landon Allen
ofc, they have shinto, christianity and many variations of it, buddhism, local religions, which is fine, as long as they dont turn muslim they can be hindu for all i care
Colton Harris
That's another thing. The other day I saw a guy wearing the full muslim getup (isis beard and preacher hat) literally driving a white toyota pickup while I was out for a run.
Isaac Gonzalez
You leave your door unlocked?
John Rogers
this
whatever happens, don't let the muslims take over, my squint eyed friend
Brandon Sanchez
what would the world be like if majority of China was Christian, say the Taiping Rebellion succeeded?
Noah Perry
see
Aaron Miller
They seriously opened your door? Holy shit. This is why you leave your door locked, Japan
Jayden Ortiz
That's the thing. Who the fuck opens a strangers door? I'm a little mad desu
Andrew Smith
Dark souls 3 sucks dick
Jeremiah Torres
and Abo religion is older than 40k+ years, doesnt mean shit
Levi Kelly
Its not the bigness of the butt, its the overall shape. And if you think there's nothing sexual about a womans ass i think you might be gay
Cameron Fisher
>not locking your door regardless of how safe you think your neighborhood is
Juan Howard
Niggers
Alexander Gray
>This is why you leave your door locked, Japan Just because you are used to living in a shithole doesn't mean everyone has to be. Accepting being fucked in the ass is losing.
Jaxson Nelson
>Having your door unlocked They're retarded but atleast you learned your lesson.
Brody Fisher
Devine will, senpai
Owen Evans
how do i become the yakuza?
Nicholas Cruz
Iceland got taken over by niggers?
Ethan Carter
Fucking weeb bitching about the West
Go fuck your pillow faggot
Juan Powell
Pretty sure they were just pretending to be Jehovah's and were casing places to rob.
They put the lie on when they found out someone was home.
Anthony Wright
This is true
Charles Garcia
They wouldn't open it (even attempt it)
Most likely crims
Easton Collins
I had some come to my door once, just say hail satan and they will leave.
Gabriel White
>calls the west filth >plays DOOM Make up your mind you self-contradicting gook.
Isaac Rodriguez
>australia likes tits UNKEKED COUNTRY FAMLAMPAI
Grayson Long
ready for your diversity m8?
Cooper Myers
Was the guy white or was it a Japanese Jehovahs witness?
Also if the happened too me I would have shot his ass then sued to him.
Nicholas Peterson
opening peoples doors has to be the shittiest recruiting tactic ever
Jacob Watson
They were trying to rob your home you idiot. They know Japs don't lock their homes so they go around as JW knocking on doors to see what houses they can enter. You should have killed them with your katana once they were inside your house. You missed your chance.
Jose Cooper
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Aiden Lewis
The West has been destroyed by Jewish ideas and religions.
Owen Kelly
i'd rather have the tripfag than you, philadelphaggot kill yourself
Colton Mitchell
Why are you wasting your time playing DOOM when you have those English papers to grade for Monday? Do you want your visa to be revoked?