/heem/ fuck u goof

Upcoming events:

>News:
www.themaclife.com
themaclife.com/category/sports/ufc/
themaclife.com/category/mcgregor/
themaclife.com/category/entertainment/
themaclife.com/category/tech/

>/heem/ related fight wear:
ufcstore.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/84/so/highest_price

>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock:
ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pricerange2/$10_to_$20/pg/1/ps/72/so/lowest_price

>Fights:
ufc.tv/page/fightpass

ufc.tv/secure/subscription?sku=PFIGHTPASSHD

Other urls found in this thread:

instagram.com/dillondanis/
youtube.com/watch?v=-hFUe4Tg0Cw
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/tyron-woodley-to-defend-title-vs-demian-maia-at-ufc-214
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/880207747534467073
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-214-cyborg-justino-vs-tanya-evinger-title-fight-megan-anderson-pulls-out
mmamania.com/2017/6/28/15885752/donald-cerrone-vs-robbie-lawler-pulled-ufc-213-cowboy-hurt-mma
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-fight-night-112-salaries-b-j-penn-earns-highest-purse-despite-tough-loss
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/dana-white-georges-st-pierre-vs-winner-of-tyron-woodley-demian-maia-ufc-214-title-fight
youtu.be/mIqhLYZ4Mz4
youtube.com/watch?v=IuVBRGI2Jq8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

This is the thread

EXTRA NEWS AND LINKS
bjpenn.com
tfatk.com
champions.co
mmaimports.com
markhunt.tv
drudgereport.com
ozy.com
instagram.com/dillondanis/

damn dude, I was just setting up some news and links but you beat me to it!

Haha! Maybe next time!

Looks like Springsperg got the other thread deleted. Still not at 500 so this one should go, too.

This is the ideal man.

josh barnett

the /iamverysmart/ edition

>maiavidal

Tyrone vs Maia confirmed for 214

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Schaub confirmed for fagaustralian tour

Whos your favorite female mma fighter

JJ

Who is your favorite former fighter's child?

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fook u horse

conor looks like a fag and acts like a child

So does the loser that made this thread

Live from Sydney

I just got home, how did I get the other thread deleted?

How many proxies do you have?

None

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For me, it's Rose Namajunas

>Be UFC fighter
>Terrible stand-up
>Be comedian
>Terrible stand-up

how many proxies u need?

Im guessing 4

Getting his own Comedy Central special within a year of starting standup. Joey Diaz who top comedian Joe Rogan claims to be one of the funniest men in the world called Schaub a natural and was terrified by good he was

Knocked out Cro Cop, one of the best strikers in MMA history

You guys really cant find something better to do than argue about schaub for like the 100th day in a row?

One of spergops boys is fighting Prazeres. Nice fight!!

How can people find this literal faggot funny? Also he has a huge punchable face. Does he make jokes about liking huge black guys asses?

You forgot to mention he's also the proud father of his wife's son

>youtube.com/watch?v=-hFUe4Tg0Cw

Getting down with Big Brown is a documentary of Brendan Schaubs endveavour in the world of comedy.

Not realistic. As Schaub's success continues h8rs will be sent into even deeper states of rage and jealousy.

Some h8r nerds on Sup Forums hate Schaub and think he's unfunny

The comedy world does, as does the rest of the real world

GET. OVER. IT

That explains all

No dude, everyone thinks his KO losses are hilarious

It is a good fight, should be a spicy roller

>Next month Lawler vs Woodley will have been a year ago

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

6/30: One Championship 56 - Light of a Nation
6/30: LFA 15 - Odoms vs Vanderaa
6/30: Professional Fighters League aka WSOF - Daytona
7/1: ACB 63 - Strus vs DeVent
7/2: Pancrase 288 - Miura vs Abe
7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: News:

>Woodley vs Maia set for UFC 214
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/tyron-woodley-to-defend-title-vs-demian-maia-at-ufc-214

>Makhachev vs Prazeres in the works for UFC Rotterdam
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/880207747534467073

>Tonya Evinger replaces Anderson to fight Cyborg at UFC 214
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-214-cyborg-justino-vs-tanya-evinger-title-fight-megan-anderson-pulls-out

>Cerrone out of fight with Lawler due to injury
mmamania.com/2017/6/28/15885752/donald-cerrone-vs-robbie-lawler-pulled-ufc-213-cowboy-hurt-mma

>UFC FN 112 salaries
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-fight-night-112-salaries-b-j-penn-earns-highest-purse-despite-tough-loss

Thanks man

>tfw to inteligent to lose to Floyd

i'm going to post about myself instead of garbage forced memes

i am the best fight picker in the entire universe
nobody can pick fights as well as i can
i have never picked a fight wrong in my life and i never will

3/3

Dont let the h8rs get you down. You talk about this sport more intelligbly than just about anyone here

thank you, friend

>Not Coral Springs talking to Not SpergOP

If it wasn't already obvious. GSP is not getting the winner of Woodley-Maia.

mmajunkie.com/2017/06/dana-white-georges-st-pierre-vs-winner-of-tyron-woodley-demian-maia-ufc-214-title-fight

>Winner of Woodley v Maia gets GSP

Bitchbong on suicide watch. If Romero wins, he retires

>On March 2014, 11 years after their first clash, both (retired) competitors, Bravo and Royler agreed to meet once more in a 20 minute long, submission only, grappling match for Metamoris 3. Bravo (43) and Royler (48) had an entertaining fight that ended in a draw, though Bravo got closer to the finish. Days after the fight was finished, it was disclosed by Joe Rogan in his “The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast” that the fight had taken place in a strange set of rules that favoured Royler, these rules forced Bravo to wear pants (something Royler was exempt), the rules also permitted that the Gracie held on to Bravo’s uniform while the same was not allowed by Eddie.

Name me more pieces of shit than the Gracie's. Every fight I read with them involved has some them demanding some special ruleset and when they lose they sperg out and make them change the decision

r8 this card.

Jones vs Cormier 2
Maia vs Woodley
Cyborg vs Evinger
Oezdemir vs Manuwa
Sterling vs Barao
Knight vs Lamas
Ortega vs Moicano
Northcutt vs Makdessi
Fili vs TBA

whatever happened with Tony Ferguson vs Tiger Schaub?

the gracies are royalty
if they want to win a few rigged matches then so be it
dana white is making bazillions off of their family's invention

Karen bless

What a fraud

DC not gonna make it

Is Luke legitimately autistic?

youtu.be/mIqhLYZ4Mz4

Robbie Cowboy will probably be added

thats how alphas roll

How can someone so handsome be so retarded?

youtube.com/watch?v=IuVBRGI2Jq8
Donald Cerrone has AIDs

nah, if you listen you can tell the audio is edited in, he didn't ask her that while on the boat, he did it in a different context
and the "that's inappropriate" was recorded in studio and spliced in, which is why it sounds so weird
don't know how that's allowed desu

They do deserve credit for making MMA a thing, but they are undoubtedly the biggest crybabies in the sport. Royce demanding a no stand-ups rule and getting his legs kicked by Sakuraba for an hour was poetic justice

is there actually any footage of brendan schaub doing stand up? i dont see any on youtube

She looks nothing like that now

>tyron is ducking!
>*accepts no1 contender for third time*
>b-b-b-but he tried to duck

whats the excuse when he heems maia?

>b-but he was old!!!

The Jones vs Cormier fight will never happen, just wait and see, something will come up

Times have changed

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I hope Tyron fucks my white wife

What does Pat see in her

This

>cerrone got hepatitus after raping tiger schaub

Himself

Who hasn't sexually violated Tiger?

niggers and a spic in the main events, how far have we fallen

U Aussies know a lot bout aids cause ur fookin faggots

Having been coming on /heem/ for years, I can easily say that this thread is the p4p WOAT of all time.

i hope he does too

any guesses on what "personal reasons" mean?


what did she mean by it?

lmao that fight is 100% happening

Lovin the op

would you want to get viciously TKO'd by Cyborg in front of millions of people?

so she used it to get a contract? she's still going to have to fight cyborg

Would you rather see GSP fight Tyron or Maia?

Who is the tougher fight for him?

I hope Tony Ferguson and Donald Cerrone spit-roast Tiger

It could be:
>Season-ending pregnancy
>Wants to play it safe in Invicta
>Got step-aside money from the UFC
>Cyborg didn't sign to fight her

You're a weirdo

Who would win in a ladder match for the 145 lb championship

>studying for a test
>decide to check /heem/ during break
>deranged psychopaths BEGGING for my attention

I'll be on my merry way. Take care.

tyron is a tougher fight and hes winning both

What kind of test? I just came back from a math test. One credit away from graduation

Holy crap are you me?

what test, a blood test to see if you contracted tiger schaubs HIV?

Depends. Are you graduating from Texas A&M?