Kirk Douglas turns 100

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!


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100 years old and still getting more action than any of you pussies

>Kirk Douglas penned an article about his life as the Hollywood legend prepares to turn 100 years old on December 9

Will he make it?

Is it hope that keeps him alive?

>Will he make it?
Will all of us make it to Dec 9?

the fear of hell.

Why does he have his arm around the Joker?

looks like a walking undead monstrosity tbqh

He'll be fine.

Religious people outlive atheists. It probably is. How ironic those that view death as terrible darkness as the first ones to greet it.

WHY SO SERIOUS

Come on you lazy Michael, start rubbing me with that chocolate!

>100 years old
>looks like a squeezed lemon
>considered lucky to still think clearly and move around
>or to be alive at all
Being human sucks, singularity when

>December 9

Not so fast

>his grandson has him tattooed on his chest.
ahahaha the state of those tats

his real name is literally
>(((Israel Danielovitch)))

How many times do you think Kirk fucked his son's wife. Seriously, be honest.

He's not quite 100, only a week to go. It'd be a real bummer if he keeled over just one day before his birthday

Alan Tudyk looking ripped

Does he dye his eyebrows?

Aging sucks. Dying sucks. Our lives become a curse the moment childhood ends and the realization of death hits us.

he's using the soul he took from Natalie Wood

Christ, Hollywood must be a shitty place to raise kids.

HE'S THE FUCKING DEVIL HIMSELF

Not all the (alleged) raping?

That pre pubescent pussy juice really works wonders

This

I believe in you, Kirk

>Kirk Thuglas

My Grandma is 101 and looks better than he does.

Is he getting some of that David Rockefeller magic ?

I had a 107yo grandma and she looked way better and more natural

You guys do realize that people usually die before, on or after their birthdays right?

>"I'm the bad guy?"

kek

When the fuck else would they die?

He will outlive his son

Looks better than this mofo

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Not if you're aborted

That creature should be forced sunglasses everywhere he goes

yo wtf

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kek oldness

It's that guy from Hills Have Eyes and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

>terrible

tfw you never live long enough to become Mason Verger

Oh, shit I completely forgot it. He made it. What a madman. Just 8 more days.

What the fuck is a golden hour chat?

>Catherine Zeta Jones
Hnnngh

Kirk Douglas is jewish btw

Good on him, never seen any of his movies because im not 90 but I respect old guys

i could probably take him in a fight

> Issur Danielovitch, what's your secret?
> "Dannon Yogurt"

youtube.com/watch?v=R9RJBgNB1ZI

A puppy can take him in a fight.

Ever notice how the Illuminati elites never die of Cancer?

Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out it was some other actor who raped Natalie Wood

>ever seen any of his movies because im not 90

That logic

So the only Star Wars movies you have watched are the Prequels and TFA?

EIGHT DAYS
192 LONNNNNG HOURS
ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN, YOU KNOW

BE A REAL SHAME IF HE DIDN'T OUTLIVE GEORGE BURNS

A REAAAAAL SHAME

I've been beaten by a puppy, though.

Greg Nicotero has outdone himself.

Movies dont age well

Why should I suffer through some case study of how people spoke and lived in the 60s when it doesnt interest me

why do we even allow people to live when they get to this point

Watch Paths of Glory. Best Douglas film. It holds up incredibly well.

Have you tripped over a puppy though? Old people get so worked up they fall all the time, they need an outlet for that stress.

>never seen any of his movies
>admitting your a pleb

Hope you're fucking kidding with that logic. Because you're fucked if you don't like movies like Planet of The Apes or Dollars Trilogy.

>Billionaire
>Still looks like shit
Reassuring desu

Ace in the Hole is more relevant today than any movie made in 2016

Movies dont age well =/= All movies dont age well

Yes if you cherry pick the classics it's easy to prove me wrong

Why don't you go and watch all the average movies from 1960 then retard? You watch every piece of shit that comes out in 2016 right? What's the difference?

He is on his 7th heart sight now too.

Didn't he rape Natalie Wood?

who's hearts ?

I guess some 20 year olds from the 3rd world

When were you born?

Whose*

Catherine is a fucking goddess

Michael ate so much pussy he got cancer. Twice.

I guess I need to start drinking the blood from children's stomachs.

He'll be fine

>Why should I suffer through some case study of how people spoke and lived in the 60s

some people need killin

yeah you for swallowing the weak bait like you swallow your daddys cum

Curious as to when he last had sex

20 years?

I love you

the blood of the goyim spawn

The problem with your argument is Kirk Douglas starred in some classics that have aged very well. Go watch Paths of Glory and Spartacus.

I met Michael Berryman like ten years ago at a con. He's cool as shit and he gave me a hug.

Holy fuck it's Sheev

>claims it was his wife's golden hour chats that gave him his longevity
>not transfused blood from kidnapped goy children

Best Kirk Douglas movie:

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>LITERALLY sheev

He's a billionaire jew.

Kirk Douglas is a rapist and should be in prison

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He looks like he's wearing a skin suit and it's rotting.

he should get down on his knees and pray thanks to he Lord God for the Christian European genes in the mix that saved him.

Happy Birthday, Spartacus!

He is.