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Hey Norwegian guy who suggested 'wavey sideboards'

Draw an ms pain of boards so I can see what you mean

Idea sounds dangerous tbfhwu

*wins 2018 stanlee*
nothing personnel, kid

*teleports away*

Th for 2018 is finally ovechkins year

*blocks your path*

i mean i realize you phrased that as a joke but i can't help think you and others are going to take this post seriously

>rags

>rags
>srag
>gsra
>agsr

>tfw we drafted Jonathan Toews 2.0

what do you guys think of my dinner

Very high quality

that was published in 2015 before laine was even drafted
then once they sign elliot, del zotto or kulikov they are instant contender

Nice

excellent
but why no sausage?

how are players from winnipeg so elite?
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

eggs will help you sleep with that tryptophan in them

i think you mean stamkos 2.0, as in, he's going to be in a wheelchair for 70+ games every season

i have no sausage in my house

haha you have a tiny sausage tho!

my gf got me a chewbacker pezz dispenser for my birthday last year

I hope things pick up for you soon

Cool my gf gave me buttsex for my birthday shit was so cash

what is worse? shitposting? or Kipposting?

did she fuck you with a handheld or a strappon?

*blocks your path*

>rises $2M

NOOOO

I DON'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN

thanks man! i had a nice blt for lunch today also

shit like this and turkey and milk are bullshit

the about of tryp is so small it's negligible

take 5 ambiens instead

Take 5 cyanide pills m8

I just do two shots of NyQuil

On an average day, what do you eat for:

- breakfast
- lunch
- dinner
- snacks

?

I eat like a hockey player would. Clean, large meals, extra carbs and proteins.

That's pretty good. It's better if you have it with your food at dinner.

>breakfast
ur moms pussy
>lunch
ur moms ass
>dinner
ur moms tiddies
>snacks
ur dads dik

I eat your moms ass, breakfast lunch and dinner.

why did the mods delete my dinner post? no hockey was going to be talked about anyway

No breakfast
Salads or wraps for lunch
Large meals like salmon and brown rice with vegetables
Snacks vary, mostly asorted mixes of nuts and stuff from fresh market

literal gays

stop eating like a pleb

how do you get better at hockey if you eat like a pleb

how about you eat my cock

all I wanted was a place to share my dinner

Been working on my slapshot desu. I can get it on net now.

i would say tell the mods to hang themselves but they'll probly ban you

btw it's who suggested sausage. you should REALLY get some sausage to make with that meal before preparing it again

this is for (((kippers)))

-Crunchy nut or peanut butter/marmite on grain bread if im home. If I have work early I have a coffee and a pastry.
-Usually a sandwich or sushi or whatever I had left over from dinner
-I use a service which delivers 4 recipes and ingredients a week so it's always different. Used to do the vegetarian one but now I'm on the gourmet one.

yea I know, but I didn't want to make a big meal, and i had some eggs and toast laying around

I eat out usually. Cba too cook, literally don't know how to.

You really like the sausage don't you

>service with recipes and food

I remember seeing those ads on Youtube like 5 years ago. I thought the company would've shut down by down with how meme things are. The average person should know how to cook/shop for groceries instead of paying for a service to do it for them.

i've been making breakfast sandwiches lately, its been a great choice lads

what do you put in it lad

>lettuce
>tomatoes
>avocado
>ham
>chipotle mayo
>maybe some shredded cheese, doesn't matter what kind

i should get a press but it's too meme

>red wings worker dies in arena before opening day

are they cursed?

Myfoodbag is actually pretty big here.

It's about $120 for 4 dinners for 2 people and theres usually enough for lunch the next day. It's well balanced nutritionally, and they deliver it to your door. Its not that I don't know how to shop, it's just a time saver and we can focus more on work and other things.

usually fried or scrambled eggs, ham, lettuce, tomatoes, onion, some siracha and some other sauce depending on what i feel like

sometimes i turn it into a wrap desu

>onions
>sriracha

Hope you don't have class/work where you're in close proximity with your workmates.

>that white guy at work who eats pasta with like 10 gloves of garlic for some fucking reason

Garlic tastes good and its healthy

yeah, but it's stinky and it's fucking hell if the room is small and the guy is eating like 10 of them after they've been fermenting for a day in tupperware

Lucic - McDavid - Puljujarvi
Maroon - Draisaitl - Strome
Caggiula - RNH - Kassian
Pouliot - Letestu - Slepyshev

Klefbom - Larsson
Sekera - Russell
Nurse - Benning

Talbot

>Arguably the best, if not second best player in the NHL as 1st line centre
>A fop 10 NHL scorer as your 2nd line pivot
>A former first overall pick solid for 40-50 points as your 3rd line centre
>All of them are under 25
>One of the bigger teams in the league with Lucic, Maroon, Kassian, Puljujarvi. Nurse, Gryba, Klefbom and Larsson all over 6'3-6'4 215lbs+
>Top pairing locked in long term and cheap, bottom pairing has potential to be great or average
>Vezina tier (voted #4) starter logging most minutes in NHL and posting a 0.919% on a 42-22-8 record

Who out of the Western Conference can compete with this?

i don't and i always brush my teeth after eating those things, but they're so good

>implying kassian wont relapse and blow his new contract up his nose

offer sheet when

>that RW depth
>russell in the top-4
>kassian not relapsing into drinking again

wew lad

i dont wanna take druck user

horrifying

>No Eberlazy and instead a hard working Strome
That alone makes it good enough
>Russell anywhere but the top 4
Let me guess, you're one of those analytic metrics memers?

I pickled some garlic not too long ago and it turned blue

>"breakfast":basically snack on peanuts until "lunch"
>"lunch": protein powder and fruit
>"lunch2": scrambled eggs/few gulps of oj
>dinner: pinto beans and .7ish lbs of chicken tits with a bowl of some sort of salad

some days i feel sexy and I'll drink a few extra gulps of oj to be more dangerous, the stuff is basically sugar water

oh and i also snack on about 600/700 calories of whole wheat bread after dinner until I sleep, for that sugoi TRYPTOPHAN

>7 pounds of chicken breasts + protein powder + eggs + nuts

you're gonna kill your kidneys with that type of protein intake

>strome
>not lazy

i don't know what you are expecting

no no point-7 kipper chan

>doesn't know the difference between .7 and 7
fatal overdose incoming. I can't wait.

oops

time for sleep i guess

dont forget your tryptophan

Help lads, I'm smelting over here

I wish we would trade rinne

It was 45C for a few days when I was Vegas last week. you'd last a minute

they can probably just meme themselves out of the playoffs again and thats when the coilers start to get into cap hell

r8 my team

gib miller plox

Got b& by the autistic mod, but here you go.
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You really didn't think this through, did you? That looks dangerous

why is buffalo so butthurt at cal petersen

How so

I work 2nd shift and stay up late, so it's usually:

Breakfast (11-noon): healthy cereal, OJ, coffee
Snack (2ish): maybe a sandwich or something before work
Snack (5ish, at work): some combination of fruit, trail mix, yogurt, and/or granola bars
Dinner (9ish, at work): heavy meal, whatever home-cooked stuff I happen to have. I go for pasta, fajitas, chicken, stew, stuff like that. Hearty, square meals.
Snack (midnight and beyond, back home): grapes, cheese, crackers, berries, something like that. I often have 1-2 beers at this time as well.

It's kippers. She's the mod.

I've had a bunch of shit banned by her .

Also, hey that's pretty cool concept,

If done right, it might be safe.

Last digit decides how many more cups Crosby gets

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very nice
hockey bible
never wrong if ever

porridge
some meat + rice/potato/macaroni
same as lunch
quark, dont really snack

mcfaggotboy will kill himself if he has to play in the middle of caveman lucic and pissbrain pulju

HEAT WAVE HEAT WAVE HEAT WAVE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

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5th post all me
hoc is dead
im out too enjoy your dead sport lmao

U ok la?

Yeah m8 wbu?

>rags

>eurofags can't even keep the thread alive during NA sleepytime

pathetic

>Find 10 NHL players

Summer is unbearable desu