Freiburg is interested in Lestahs midfielder Bartosz Kapustka
>According to rumours Besiktas Istanbul, Fenerbahce Istanbul and Sporting Lisboa are keen on signing former Bayern CB Holger
Badstuber
Uli Hoeness wants R.Sanches to stay one more season at Bayern
>Kicker writes that the VFB Stuttgart is interested in Inter Milans striker Gabriel Barbosa
/beschissen/
Cooper Sanchez
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Connor Stewart
*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*
Wyatt Foster
good midday /beschissen/
Justin Long
>serge gnabry
Kevin Foster
gnabry more like gaybry amirite
Juan Smith
>Die Deutsche Fußball Liga (DFL) hat den neuen Spielplan für die kommende Bundesliga-Saison veröffentlicht. Das Auftaktspiel gebührt traditionell dem Meister. Der FC Bayern empfängt am 18. August Bayer Leverkusen – ein Knall-Start in die neue Spielzeit!
Easton Garcia
>Rheinderby at the first matchday
Is there any reason for it?
Elijah Thompson
Looks like Sanchez is legit not coming.
Fuck Hoenes you motherfucker go back to jail.
Adam Wilson
hello
yes
Samuel Martin
So Leverkusen will remain in the relegation zone for the entire season?
That'd be fantastic!
Owen Rivera
>ein Knall-Start
/beschissen/ memes are slowly transcending into mainstream media again
Brandon Flores
going to watch Schalke - Leipzig desu
James Gutierrez
Hoeneß is actually right in his approach here.
Sadly, I doubt Ancelotti is the right man for that job.
Nathan Lewis
just get van gaal back
John Johnson
I'd actually love this.
Sadly (yet again), most of my fellow customers would not be in favour of that, so it won't ever happen...
Aiden Gomez
is this bundes
Landon Gonzalez
Tuchel in Ancelotti out. Yes please. Then we would also have a chance to sign Dembele.
Thomas Peterson
They say this all the time, but in reality the club has been shit at devoloping talents for quite some time now.
Jace Jenkins
...
Sebastian Campbell
nah it's just Stammtisch Parolen for the customers. Uli knows that you're not going to win the CL with 20 year old's and that good players don't want to warm the bench in the league for some youth shitters.
Zachary Thomas
>Granaten? Uli verteiligt Transferpolitik
>Uli Hoeneß ist mit der Transferphase des FC Bayern sehr zufrieden. Der Präsident des deutschen Rekordmeisters sagt Alexis Sanchez vom FC Arsenal ab.
>"Das ist doch keine Politik", sagte Hoeneß im kicker. Der Bayern-Macher sah sich zuletzt aufgrund seiner Transfers in der Kritik und erklärte nun: "Was bis jetzt gemacht wurde, hat meine volle Unterstützung, es ist absolut zufriedenstellend. Das hat alles Hand und Fuß."
>Die bisherigen Neuzugänge Niklas Süle, Sebastian Rudy (beide Hoffenheim), Serge Gnabry (Bremen) und Corentin Tolisso (Lyon) seien "Spieler mit großer Perspektive für die Zukunft". Für Uli ist klar, wohin der Weg gehen soll.
>"Entweder wir gehen diesen Weg mit all diesen jungen Leuten, und dann müssen sie eine Chance haben zu spielen -oder wir gehen diesen Weg nicht", stellte der Präsident klar. Platz für einen Spieler wie den lange gehandelten Alexis Sanchez sei auf diesem Weg nicht vorhanden.
>Hoeneß erklärte: "Wir reden alle von einem Neuaufbau und dass die Zukunft des FC Bayern München gestaltet werden müsse - und dann macht das der FC Bayern, holt junge Spieler im Alter zwischen 20 und 22 Jahren, und es gibt auch wieder Kritik."
>Dementsprechend muss Sanchez sich wohl einen anderen Abnehmer suchen: "Aber einen Neuaufbau kann man nicht machen, indem man 100-Mio-Transfers für 29- und 30-Jährige durchzieht." Neben der Ablöse hatte der Chilene wohl auch ein enormes Gehalt gefordert.
>Von den viel zitierten Granaten will Hoeneß nichts wissen: "Ich habe gesagt, wenn wir diese Mannschaft verstärken wollen, müssen wir Granaten kaufen. Und solche zu kriegen, ist schwer genug. Es war in keiner Weise eine Aussage, dass wir das tun werden."
>"Real Madrid wurde in der vergangenen Saison verdient Champions-League-Sieger, aber gegen welchen Gegner war diese Mannschaft richtig unter Druck? Gegen uns". Bisher investierten die Bayern rund 70 Mio. Euro in vier Neuzugänge. Altersschnitt: 22,4.
Dominic Williams
shareholders and the rest of the league would be seething.
John Johnson
>Sebastian Rudy
>"Spieler mit großer Perspektive für die Zukunft"
I think Uli lost it. Guereirro and Dembele are promising young players, Gnabry is not.
>"Real Madrid wurde in der vergangenen Saison verdient Champions-League-Sieger, aber gegen welchen Gegner war diese Mannschaft richtig unter Druck? Gegen uns".
okay he's lost it
Landon Phillips
...
Joshua Harris
>wenn wir diese Mannschaft verstärken wollen, müssen wir Granaten kaufen
>Es war in keiner Weise eine Aussage, dass wir das tun werden
so basically he doesn't even want to improve the squad while losing Alonso and Lahm and relying on 34 year old wingers.
Asher Brooks
>Uli Hoeness wants R.Sanches to stay one more season at Bayern
Yeah, that bench aint gonna warm itself.
Luke Walker
>"W-We didn't wanted him anyway"
Michael Ross
>"Real Madrid wurde in der vergangenen Saison verdient Champions-League-Sieger, aber gegen welchen Gegner war diese Mannschaft richtig unter Druck? Gegen uns"
that daily cock sucking in jail has made him braindead
William Thompson
>Der Präsident des deutschen Rekordmeisters sagt Alexis Sanchez vom FC Arsenal ab.
*inhales*
*breathes in*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Way to save face my fat little sausage.
James Bennett
Yeah, pretty sure there was one team, which didnt lose to Real.
Daniel Ross
i love these two sleazy, slimy assholes. truly the duo that saved the bundesliga.
David Lopez
Bayern was dominating as long as it was 11 vs 11. Sure its our own fault that we got 2 reds but 11 vs 11 we were the better team.
Brody Flores
Bosz is sleazy and slimy?
Grayson Jones
autosaged again
Jonathan Price
Yea
Jace Campbell
Yeah, /beschissen/ and/or Kalli meme pictures really shouldn't be used in the op.
Cameron Wilson
i would say so, yes. once he gets some victories he will become anti-tuchel.
Jaxson Sanchez
ugh
Evan Anderson
Youre probably baiting, but just in case youre that autistic customer.
Bayern got exposed by Real in both games.
Jack Jackson
buyern had more posession, therefore outplaying real
duh
Thomas Lewis
i don't get it
John Cox
So is Tuchel going to coach a new team next season or is he taking a sabatical again?
Isaiah Bailey
youtube.com
Not even going to get into the whole "Bayern cant score a goal out of play", but Real outplayed Bayern on every level.
Outclassed and outplayed in both games.
John Gutierrez
Dude, there is more than "that one autistic customer" frequenting these threads.
Also, you're way more autistic than we will ever be. Your Doofmund obsession is disturbingly doof.
Also, Dirtmund faced Real in the group stages; they would have been torn apart by them in the knockout rounds.
Thomas Harris
Now meant for
Jace Bennett
you should look at the data when it was 11vs11 mate.
Austin Turner
>Aber einen Neuaufbau kann man nicht machen, indem man 100-Millionen-Transfers für 29- und 30-Jährige durchzieht
DER HAT UNS ALLE BESCHISSEN DER ULI
Ayden Turner
Coulda woulda shoulda.
Bayern got ripped apart, Dortmund didnt.
Or you can just look at the full game, or extended highlights and realise that youre wrong. Furthermore, Bayern lost 4-2 out of which 1 was a penalty goal and 1 own goal. Bayern didnt even score a goal out of play and youre claiming that they didnt get ripped apart?
Get real kiddo.
Luke Torres
good thread
Julian White
>rejected Lelverkusen
>rejected Schalke
>rejected mediocre EPL clubs
This leaves no team in Germany to coach besides Bayern. In the EPL he seems to be eyeing on a top club as well. Let's see how this works out.
Jason Evans
Just go to Mexico vs German prematch threafs after this is kill u ninnies
James King
1 penalty goal? yeah, you really watched those games havent you.
youtube.com
As long as it was 11 vs 11 Bayern was at least equal, denying it makes no sense.
Brody Murphy
Hes gonna wait for Ancelotti to get fired in 2018. This was clear since Bayern wanted Tuchel as the Poop replacement.
Juan Ross
"Die Manschafft© " matchthreads are pure cancer though.
Lucas Sanders
Im posted the video to the 4-2 mate. Obviously Im talking about the 2nd leg, which was the one that got Bayern kicked out.
The first leg was even better, since Bayern missed a refballed penalty.
Jacob Hill
>VfB Stuttgart interested in A. Donis
>A. Donis
Wyatt Morgan
So he is doing a Bavaria Munich himself?
Parker White
austrian piece of shit stay away from /bundes/
Wyatt Walker
hehe
Jordan Fisher
This isnt /Bundes/ kiddo.
Eli Phillips
...
Jordan Gonzalez
>tfw when Pruttgart blows up their wage bill, gets relegated next season again and does a 1860
Mason Foster
>autosage
this is why /beschissen/ will never reach the quality of /Granate/
Henry Richardson
Theyre getting payrolled by MBenz.
Connor Foster
Last /granate/ thread got autosaged too.
Easton Allen
damn shame, looks like we need a new password
Jacob Parker
Turkish superliga
Kayden Richardson
what about /bundes/
Isaiah Thomas
time for /bundescric/
Dominic Hill
no
Joshua Clark
yes
Ian Kelly
kys
Hudson King
>i don't rate /bundescric/
Evan Flores
I'd rather /bunnis/ than /bundescric/
Hudson King
See
Jaxon Morales
see
Owen Williams
this.
Uli is beyond saving.
As long as his >Festgeldkonto is growing, everthing is fine!
Jack Lopez
...
Colton Fisher
man kann nur hoffen das lewy, thiago, neuer, boateng, alaba und hummels unserer inkompetenten führung die pistole auf die brust setzen und druck ausüben. wenn es bei dem kader -costa bleibt steht der verein auf desasterkurs und die topspieler werden ihre prime nicht hier versauern wollen. dann können unseren verein in eine bank umwandeln, scheint der plan des trojanischen hoeness und dem finanzamt münchen zu sein ...
Josiah Jackson
Jennifer Cramer extends her contract at Potsdam until 2018.
Isaac Anderson
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Brayden Ramirez
TALENTSCHMIEDE FC BUYERN
Mason Taylor
this is the /Granate/ general
Owen Phillips
Granate incoming
Grayson Hall
who? which position
Xavier Brooks
>you have to google the names of Granaten because you heard them just once or twice and never paid attention
What a time to be alive.
Christopher Russell
>Kevin
suits bayern perfectly
Luke Lopez
>tfw got banned last night for posting in /beschissen/ while at the same time pornthreads stayed up
Jaxon Lee
Jean-Kévin Augustin, French U21 player... forward... rumored to join BVB
Jordan Jones
>""""""""french"""""""""
Alexander Jenkins
screw you and your stupid text you stole from transfermarkt
Andrew Gutierrez
Rumored to join BVB actually.
Matthew Wright
*respectfully dabs into the thread*
Carson King
rumored to join BVB? thats enough to put him on messi level
Brandon Powell
Rude
Logan Hernandez
correction: he's Granaten level
Asher Richardson
>nigger
>rumored to join bvb
yes
yes that makes sense
Owen Cooper
he's pacy too!
Jackson Hughes
I have a feeling that this coming season will be the memeiest season in a long time.
Bayern will sperg out every time they slip (and they will slip alot this season). Bosz and Dortmund are a wildcard. /Energy/ is the same team as last season with some added quality. Schalke is going to fight for existence. HIV aswell, Leverkusen is collapsing. Meanwhile Köln, Hoppenheim and maybe even Hertha will challenge the top 3.
I cant wait.
Jaxon Cook
Actually a good thing. The ones that were built like a fridge at age 14 are the frauds.