/wnba/ general - SUMMER HOOPS edition

NBA is over lads. Why not learn a new sport?

>6/29
NY Liberty @ Washington Mystics, 7pm EST
Seattle Storm @ Connecticut Sun, 8pm EST

>6/30
LA Sparks @ Atlanta Dream, 7:30pm EST
Chicago Sky vs San Antonio Stars, 8pm EST
Minnesota Lynx vs Phoenix Mercury, 10pm EST

>7/1
Connecticut Sun @ Indiana Fever, 4pm EST
Seattle Storm @ Dallas Wings, 8pm EST

>WNBA All-Star Game
July 22, KeyArena, Seattle

First for San Antonio Silver Stars desu senpai

>watching women sports
Just watch porn, you idiots

>san antonio basketball dynasty

>women are only good for jerking off

we do live on that kind of internet, but we do not live in that kind of world.

I actually live like that in real life too. I'm surrounded by useless woman - which is redundant, since all women is useless for things other than sex.

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>lives in Brazil
>hates women
>is alone

Makes you think.

>implications

>brazil

Hey, remember that time your country fucked up the World Cup AND the Olympics in less than a 12-month span? Maybe now is not the time to be lecturing other countries on how to do things.

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>live in a major city
>all our local teams are terrible
>our WNBA team is good

Who else knows that feel?

I tried to like it but the quality compared to the NBA is so garbage

>a new sport

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BIG3 > WNBA

>Hey, remember that time your country fucked up the World Cup AND the Olympics in less than a 12-month span? Maybe now is not the time to be lecturing other countries on how to do things.
>american education

>the quality of apples is bad compared to oranges

Nope.

>why bother watching women do anything unless you can jerk off to them doing it
What do you do at the dentist

>trusting your mouth and teeth to a female dentist
Do you have a tattoo that says "cuck"?

>i only shop with and go to male professionals
Sounds like the reason you don't like the WNBA is because you prefer the BBC.

>rottinng oranges
>pristine apples

Yep

The only local pro team to win a league championship in the last 20 years was a women's soccer team.

So do you claim it? Cuz it counts, it's out there. You can be like Connecticut and embrace your title, or be like Cleveland and just shutter your WNBA team and pretend it didn't happen.

quit being racist against fruit

For me, it's the Shitattle Storm.

>hates Seattle so much, took time to think of a clever nickname for their WNBA team

For me, it's the LA Sporks.

>less than $50 for floor seats

That shit ain't happening elsewhere, where my keys

i'll allow it

NO ONE's watching the Mercury tonight?

Liars.

Are they still streaming on Twitter?

5/10 weird hair and lips

6/10 weird eyes, shiny forehead

when was the last time you ranked Kobe's ass.

don't answer that.

i prefer lowrychan

pls Spurs get someone this off-season

don't you mean stars

GO STORM