Can we have a glorious Nordic thread?

Get in here brodre!

Post your dankest scandi-memes and stories about shared history

Also please be nice to Svens

>Finnish music video master race
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>Based Glistrup on sandniggers
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>Swedish TV on multiculturalism (an exclusive insight to the daily life in Sweden)
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>Norska flika school project extra cringe edition
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Weather report from Jutland: 20 degrees no skies

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>The Danish language
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that video from multiculti sweden, hahahaha holy shit. Dindus just can't behave no matter where you settle them. I think that video made me slightly racist, black people aren't really societal creatures, they just lack that function.

Nordic nation reporting in!

where my Nordic bros at?

Right next to you my pure-white Dacian friend

Welcome

JUST

lets enjoy nice pictures of our countries.

>I think that video made me slightly racist
>slightly racist

What the fuck man, how new are you?

was rooting for romania yesterday. surprisingly strong, while france was disappointing.
plus, you guys really don't look like gypsies, I thought that was just a Sup Forumsmeme

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A danish thread. Yes please.

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I was just about to type hope that gypsy faggot isn't in this thread before entering. And here you are.

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Hi, I'm here for the raping of the blonde women.

>Your airforce doesn't have a swastika as a symbol.

Hopefully it will in the future.

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Kalmar union when?

Romanian bro, how do we get rid of gypsys here in Sweden?

Wow, you're right, Swedish cucksheds are superior.

>Flag

When we get out of the EU.

Lets hope Sweden doesent chimp out and ruin it again.

A Unified scandinavia with Finland under a natsoc goverment.
#Makethedreamhappen

Damn, dem ubermensch aesthetics.

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Don't worry, just support us with guns while we take out the traitors in goverment and media and our next goverment will be pro scandinavian again.

Hide all your copper and precious metals and they will die off. They rely on that for sustenance.

>romania
>largest gypsy population
>asking them how to rid of

Find a richer country for them, protip: you can't, all eastern european countries send their gypsies to west.

They used to, they have now evolved into a begging creature, feeding from the scraps that we have left over. no one likes it, but if we don't feed the creature the media jew tells us we are racists.

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Riggity rekt.

Sounds good swedebro.

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Since we all owned Bohuslän at one point or other.

I believe.

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>TFW you love your country so much you spraypaint the flag on a mountain.

Bumpan with dank meme

dank meme

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Nice

>motionscenter

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That marcipan is gonna get real hard bro, better watch out.

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So historic an beautiful.

We need a new Scandinavian war

Nice.

Good one.

>posting anything related to danish army or police
topkek mate...

Bismallah. My name is Muhamed al Sawabi. I came from Iraq on a boat and plan on moving to Denmark as soon as my papers are accepted, or I will have to snaek in. Any suggestions on where I should stay? Any muslims borthers already in Denmark please help me.
Happy Ramadan mubarak to you all

Shite idea m8. No more brother wars.


>Not posting anything related to danish army or police

topkek mate...

>swedes and danes post architecture
>norwegians post snow and mountains

People are right to call us snowniggers. Worst Nordic country.

Please bring another Kristian to liberate us. /Skåne

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Ah yes, you are a little early for the genocide of your subhuman brothers, but get settled in a ghetto somewhere and give it a few years and a deathsquad will sort you right out brother.

We could share both

Where should I move to in Sweden?

You can't seriously believe that modern military has anything to do with the discipline and imagery of the old days. 99% of our soldiers today are manchildren, waste of tax money.

Snowniggers?
We're sea jews you mongrel.

there is no need for hatred brother. We are one and the same as our prophet Mohammed (PBUH) said

>norwegians are snowniggers
We're not snowniggers the Sami are.

har hort at danskene er ganske så kapable i afghanistan

Your landscape is beautiful though broder. And dont you have a pretty cool castle in Oslo?

I would like to. I know several danes who live in Skåne. They say that Snaphanerne are coming back top kek.

Tbh we could show more architecture if the russians didnt stole karelia.

Please go away, being in the army was exactly what turned me from a boy into a man and redpilled me. Everyone should be stationed atleast once in their lives. End baby-sitting by the US, and put the young danish men back into the field, and you will see our glory days return with the stern and hardened men that do the same

Glorious fortifications.

Of course you can join us too Ville, and Haralds, but no Stockholm.

>Implying mountains aren't better than buildings
Dane with a proxy detected.

We are not the same.

Italy stop shitposting.

I was hoping to get more (You)s with my bait

Yeah, they really screwed us over with the idchecks. Could've just accepted Denmark's suggestion of a joint outer border. Fucking Stockholm.

What does a stupid snowy mountain tell about cultural and societal progression? Nothing. The fact that it's what we are most proud of tells it all though.

>waste of tax money.

Yeah we should be spending them on more gobsmedats and shitskins, you are right user.

Norden forenet under Dannebrog hvornår?

You have our artillery.

>a stupid snowy mountain
du hores ut som en ekkel liten quisling. heng deg selv taper

You can have one more.

We have mountains too. Pic very related.

No one has ever reached its peak.

Congrats on being part of the 1%. Everyone I've ever met who was stationed, and almost every friend from the army I've known, have been boys in mens bodies up into their 40's.

I'll leave it alone now, to not contaminate the thread further.

That is not my experience, but i do agree that our military is sorely lacking in material and perhaps also in diciplin. The way to fix that, however, is not to shit on it and cut funding.

I would think Quisling was popular on this board. That aside, how am I wrong? Architecture is human achievement but a mountain is not. Norway would be better off under the Danish crown.

>not increasing the budget on scientific institutions
>not increasing the budget of hospitals
>not increasing the budget for healthcare and care for the elderly
>spending money on helicopters without software, new planes that aren't going to do anything, maintaining outdated barracks with less than 5% of it's capacity stationed

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>can drink straight from the clearest lakes

Always happy with that

>tfw when the baltic sea is FUBAR.

The wrong way around

>Posting mountains means that it's the only thing we have.

Okay.

What caused it to get so fucked?

Stop to give them money. Deport them back to us.
Allow us to genocide them.
Give military power to serbs. Let them make Europe great again.

Well you just posted the only nice building we have. And it's nothing special compared to other European churches.

Small body of water with a hundred million people shitting into it, basically. Farming is the main culprit.

>Well you just posted the only nice building we have. And it's nothing special compared to other European churches.

Because Sweden and Denmark have churches that are so much more special then the rest of Europe.

Its a damn nice church bro, although i do agree that you dont have that many great historic buildings.