/heem/: niko price edition

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News:

>Chiesa formally appeals loss
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/michael-chiesa-appeals-ufc-fight-night-112-loss-mario-yamasaki-failure

>Conor claims he'll want want to be murdered by Khabib after upcoming loss to Floyd Mayweather
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/dana-white-conor-mcgregor-wants-khabib-nurmagomedov-in-russia-after-floyd-mayweather

>Gohan Saki discusses his signing
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/gokhan-saki-discusses-ufc-signing-will-bring-art-of-kickboxing-to-the-octagon

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexa_Grasso
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Who is your favorite woman MMA fighter?

I love /heem/

>another night on /heem/
>h8rs left in shambles
Anything new?

For me its Heather

*GADOOOSH*

Youre a DOOSH

Coral Springs. Explain to me in what way Schaub picking Werdum because of he thinks he has good bjj was a good analysis.

>inb4 h8ter

I don´t care about schaub. I just want to understand you.

You're talking to someone else, not me.

>Alan jouban is comparable to Cain
You're too casual to communicate with. Go watch every episode of the Big Brown Breakdown and then we can have a reasonable discussion.

BTFO. These people actually think there is only one Schuab fan LOL

Was CSH a good school? I had a friend in the area but he's probably before your time

For sure Mcgregor is gonna outawkward him my guy. The angles are gonna be key in this fight my dude.

Springsbro, don't let these h8rs b8 you into posting offtopic. They are the scum of the earth. Wolves in sheeps clothing. Stay safe. Schaub bless.

I didn't go to CSH, but I hear it's a decent school.

I don't let them get the best of me brother. I put them in their place gangster style. Stay vigilant out there my friend. Bless.

can awkwardness defeat this?

No you retard, he is not a wrestler. But since you claimed that any submission win is due to better bjj, I gave you this example.

I give you one last chance. Explain to me why Schaub picking Cain due to bjj is a good analysis.

Yes

We'll find out in August.

Wel mcgregor has faster hand speed and more power than him so for sure my guy

>Conor claims he'll want want to be murdered
>want want

>jouban is a wrestler
You forfeited any right to discussion.
>I'll give y-you one more chance
Sad, you think anybody cares about a h8rs approval.

>Conor claims he'll want want to be murdered by Khabib

the only thing khabib can finish is a kebab

brad parker

lol why would conor fight khabib this year
LMAO
get real

For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy with podcasts

it's actually kind of impressive how early he sees this coming. he's already moving back far enough that it barely connects with anything behind it

Oh for sure Connor is fast like Paquiao my guy 100%

Which former UFC fighter objectively has the most successful podcast?

So this is the power of autism.

Joe Rogan

Felix Biederman

we're all humans user

Thats basic instinct for humans. Also he made the punch stronger by going further back

>jouban is a wrestler
My sides still haven't recovered lol

Yes

*flicks jab*

The jab will land 100% my guy

who said that jouban is a wrestler?

We'll find out soon.

*mimicks Koksal Baba*

This retard
Still laugh out louding

*hates on another mans success.*

*picks CM Punk to win*

*cherrypicks from hundreds of fight predictions*

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Can we edit that shirt to say Los Angles

It was me. Where have I said that Jouban is a wrestler?

"He's gonna walk down mayweather!" lelz

>comparing two different style matchups
>h-h-how are they different
>I n-never said they were the same
lol absolute shambles

>those "punches"

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imagine being a boxing fan in 2017 thinking it's actually fighting lol

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Idiots in /heem/ unironically argue that taekwondo is fighting

saw rugby for the first time i apologize to soccer fans its' the gayest thing i've ever seen

literally cringed watching it, just a bunch of dorks who couldn't make it in a real sport (and i don't even like the NFL)

I didn´t compare the matchups you idiot. I compared the finishes.
Using this m-m-m-m-m-m-meme doesn´t give you a good look. Stay on topic.

Schaubs prediction was as that Werdum would win due to superiour bjj. However, bjj didn´t win Werdum the fight because cain was gassed and rocked and gifted Werdum his neck. Anyone with a semblance of a submission game would have submitted cain in this situation.

>explain h-how they're different
>in reply to a post about style matchup
>I n-n-never said that
lol shambles

Omg, thank you so much, OP. I appreciate all the work that goes into notepadding all of these events and those incredibly helpful MMAJunkie links.

Thank you.

I cannot wait for the Rizin 6 Bantamweight Tournament. Oh, and who could forget about Shabliy vs. Towsend. Also excited for that VFC 58, can't wait for TBA vs. TBA!!
Thank you so so much, OP.
Thank you.
Thanks.

I rest my case.

>Brendan Schaubs biggest, most devout fan is a complete moron.

Quite a surprise.

LOL

>jouban is a wrestler
Lol

Should I go hit the heavy bag guys?

>Imagine being so TRASH, that ESPN, FOX, or any other major sports news outlet won't hire you, except for fucking Spike tv to be their pre-fight analyst.

go play the knockout game

Sounds a lot like the old Tyron poster

Really making me think here

For sure us MMA fighters have better stances and are better at fighting at range, my guy. 100% Conor wins via hitting harder than Canelo. Sneakers are a beast.

>ESPN

>Imagine being this angry at another man's success and career
Put it all behind and I promise you will see improvements in your life and attitude.

Why did showtime call him in a guest analyst then? Why did he get a gig commentating a major boxing title fight on CBS?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexa_Grasso

Karen "Alexa Grasso" Montes (born August 3, 1993) is a Mexican mixed martial artist who competes in the strawweight division.[2] She is currently signed with the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC)

Phone Booth Fighting with Frank Mir and Discount Criss Angel is sorta comfy.

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fresh heem

Correct. I'm surprised it took heem this long to get it.

Alright, Chael, tell us about your victory?
>Where's Tito?! Tito, I'm not even gonna say, but 300K.
>TITO! I am the father of Jenna's Children.
>and for the record, you know what happened twenty years ago when I tapped you out and that's why you're still salty. That is why you still want to get some with greatness.
>Put it on contract, Tito, and you can get some. Everytime your big, hundred pound ass head see's me.
>When your the greatest fighter on earth, they call you 'Chael Sonnen'. Put it on contract, Fedor, and you too can get some.
... T-thanks Chael

Another day, another thread filled with the same shit

H8rs in a perpetual state of disarray.

grow up.

She looks like she has puffy nipples

you are in for a surprise when you get to high school physics

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I cant wait til the day literally every /heem/ on earth is recorded. Think of all the savage heems that have happened and we'll never know about it cause no one had a phone out.

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LLOL

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russian dashcams were only the beginning my friend. Soon every heem will be out there for everyone to see

which ufc fighter has the best chin?

>that head movement
wew

Not even a fucking debate.

Damnit, Bobby...

You know, I was at worst ambivalent about schaub before I started coming to heem. Never thought much of him as a fighter, never listened to tfatk. Now everytime I see him I'm reminded of how schaub spam is the only constant of these threads, and I can't even wish physical harm on him because even in death people will still spam schaub

Legends never die.

same here

does anyone have some stipe webms?

Here's the infamous one of Stipe tapping.

post where he gets dropped, knocked out, and woken up by the canvas

connor rubbish literally said this happened i need to see it in slow motion

I didn't even know he existed before coming here. Would've been content to keep it that way tbqh

He's not even a legend though. Spamming schaub is exactly like spamming James Thompson or some other journeyman. I'd spam my favorite journeyman of all time Chris lytle but then it would just be adding to the white noise. Also I don't have that much time in the day