When they start making Basic Friendship Robots, what model are you going to order?

When they start making Basic Friendship Robots, what model are you going to order?

act

the classic

CIA & Brendan in the 2 for 1 sale.

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spbp

Burger phone

Lala.

;_;

BoxxyBot.

will model-tier robots be more expensive?

>tfw having to settle for chloe

What would keep me from diddling my own robot though?

Even if they had no vagina or nipples people would find ways to.. enjoy them.

dont do that

>be richfag
>buy TayTay and KarKar droids
>they cuck you with each other

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They would be cheaper than Chloe bots since they'd make so many more of them. I think as far as looks go, the pricing structure would go thus:

Most expensive: Specifically tailored bots (eg. based on your mother)
Expensive: Specialist fetishes (eg. Chloe)
Standard: Supermodel/A-List celeb (eg. Prime Lindsay Lohan - pic related)
Least expensive: Factory rejects (eg. current Lindsay Lohan) and Chinese budget models (eg. "Limsey Lorham")

I think mine might be a Chinese knockoff, the body looks weird and its constantly giggling whenever I talk to it.

kikibot!

AnistonBot

about tree fiddy

>Brie bot boot up
>Bzzzzzz Briebot booting up
>Hello. user. Brie Bot to onnnnliiiiiine.
>Brie bot sit on my lap
>Unable to comply, you are not wearing pants
>Override..

Shitty taste, senpai. She got BTFO by el Ratto when she tried to win a debate against him.

A lighthearted British comedian to make spiffy commentary on everything I do.

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briebot

I just need a Mr. Ribbit, nothing more

strictly """"""""""platonic""""""""""

who is this man?

I'd get The Big Brando model.

>Ey you shmuck stop playing those videya games
>lets go get some tacos
>and some.. burgers..

Boxxybot

excuse me

With robot Jeeves on my side I could probably get sex with real women, especially if all the other men are banging robots.

>Dammit BoxxyBot stop that sexy posing
>OKAY HI I AM... "boxxybot9000".. YAY!
>Dammit *faps to lewd robot movements*
>user you are forbidden from enjoying.. "boxxybot9000" in a sexual manner, the police has been notified and video material of you committing the crime has been send to the bot corporation.

w2c that sweater?

But wouldn't you prefer the combo pack that also includes WoosterBot?


WoosterBot would make for a great friend.

MIB Ed Harris to be my black hat cowboy adventurin' buddy

Yes, I'd get that. I would call him Bertron.

the real advantage with this would be assembling your perfect bot from different waifus.

>face
>breasts
>torso/back
>hands
>tummy
>ass/hips
>muffin
>thighs/knees
>calves
>feet/ankles

choose wisely, Sup Forums

>no neck option

>wanting to fuck a sandrobonigger
how plebeian

This guy, he's a total bro.

oh yeah forgot about that
you can add that, no problem

That's what I said, derf.

Gtfo NeckFag!

The moment you'd decide to mod your video game console it would freak the fuck out.

"NO DISSASEMBLE!!"

slutty nexx!

THIS. PRETTY MUTCH.

You projecting, mate?
Literally didn't say anything about fucking

>not getting the retro model

I always wanted one of those mini versions of him, but with current tech so i can program it to ride around the house like one of those robo vaccuums.

Bran

This should totally be a thing. With a bit of an independent personality like an Aibo.

the one and only

/ ! \

BE AWARE

/ ! \

THIS IS A PICTURE OF KRISTEN STEWART

/ ! \

HER FEET ARE IN FULL VISION

/ ! \

thank you satan

>Least expensive: Factory rejects (eg. current Lindsay Lohan) and Chinese budget models (eg. "Limsey Lorham")
>Limsey Lorham
That's good shit user

I would go for the RetroFriendBot myself, comes with 2 outfits!

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Only if the robots can give quality footjobs.

she needs to work on the calves,majorly.

No woman has ever looked better than Lindsey at her best

>Emma Watson bot
>Delete its notion of being a robot
>Fill it with Emma's SJW bullshit
>Let it rant about women's rights all day
>At night inform her that she is a robot without rights
>Order IT to wear sexy negligee to bed
>Hump robot booty while she tries to cry robot tears.

i assume the tall ones would be the most expensive like Debicki, and the midgets the cheapest like Jane Levy.

There is only one proper answer.

You know I'm right.

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The CIA

>Constantly asking you what would happen if he removed the controller from your hands.

No thanks.

>those calves
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

She looks like someone who smells

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all dykes smell

Those in my chinese cartoons don't

But why, user? That's so cruel

d-d-d-does she ask for footrubs?

>tfw no cara bot in this plane of existence
end

>First Generation Maintenence Bot
Iggy (Pic related)

>Basic Friendship Robot
Aubrey Plaza

>General Tasks and Companion Bot
Michael Fassbender

>Sex Bot
Emma Roberts
Shay Laren
Rashida Jones

wheres her butt???

that's a big oreo

>tfw my pc broke and had to reformat it
i just watched the 1st episode of ergo proxy, is it worth it user?

He didn't buy that option

4u

among all the anime I have watched, ergo proxy sits beside cowboy bebop and trigun, I enjoyed it greatly.

downloading it again thanks

My gf smells nice, fuck off

who is this woman (male) ?

They can be "underage girl" bots, since it's just for friendship, right?

eggbot

her?

Who is this

only if you promise not to do anything dirty with your friendship robot

>basic friendship
>being friendzoned by your own sexbot
>ever doing this

Westworld made me realize that if sexbots ever got intelligent enough, this would actually happen.

Of course

>filename
>also being new

>women wanting to crush competition they cannot hope to win against
Sadly all too typical. Stupid fucking whores can have sex toys of all kinds by a guy can't stick his dick in a man -not woman- made robot?

25-year-old Jenny Agutter Edition

watch it

I'll order the Brooke Shields 1978 Vintage Edition.

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Best answer thus far.

those legs could kill a man

big boobs to cuddle with