I WAS IN THE POOL!

I WAS IN THE POOL!
I WAS IN THE POOL!
I WAS IN THE POOL!
I WAS IN THE POOL!

A pure uncut strain of grade A autism

Why do all jews have that balding pattern

When Israel was in Egypt land
LET MY HAIRLINE SLOW

Inbreeding.

askanazi jews are ethnically german.

There aren't many different patterns. Just sayin'.

I think I'm 4

Wish I could use that excuse.

I WAS IN THE POOL!
I WAS IN THE POOL!
I WAS IN THE POOL!
I WAS IN THE POOL!
I WAS IN THE POOL!
I WAS IN THE POOL!
I WAS IN THE POOL!

just spend a lot of time at pools

>Have standard 6inches
>Watch this episode with girl on second date
>She doesn't believe it's real but is really using the convo to segue into talking about my dick
>We end up fucking
>Next date she wants to go swimming
>Demands to see before and after comparisons
>End up pulling my post pool dick out in a changing room while she laughs at how small it is

I can't swim.

Just wave your arms and legs in sync lol

...

Inches?

well then you're fucked

on user's chart

though looking at it again 5A might be more accurate

there aren't any visible bald spots, more like a general thinning all along the top

I'm not, that's part of the problem.

>getting mad about post-pool dick

shiggy diggy

Why the fuck wouldnt you just lock the door if youre changing in someone elaes house

impressive

you just keep telling yourself that champ

I'm really sorry

lmoa whatever you say Chaim