Late Late Toy Show Stream

All Irish boyos report in, grab your baileys and get comfy. Its time for crimbo toy banter

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fucking trócaire ads

Who are you?

Small potatoes

>already ate me pringles tin
bit sad now

what should I eat lads

Big guy for you.
What did he mean by this?
Was it autism?
Hot DIGGITY damn!
Is this kino?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

It doesn't matter who we are.

Who do you think was the most patrician host and why was it Pat Kenny

youtube.com/watch?v=Nk1EOcFv3s8

>Gaybos will deny this

Would put money on tonights show showcasing Ireland's unique diversity and half of the children will be foreign

Why do Irish news anchors speak in this faux RP english?

does it shtart in 5 minutes?

has the news rerun on now

Hmmmm

Christmas is haram, the toy show is only an announcement to tell people that its cancelled

Digestives

>holy shit this captcha

I wonder if he's watching it right now

now you see why Posh dubliners are called west brits

South Dublin and its environs (aka. most of Leinster)

>not enjoying the news

>pedoposting on a thread for a kids christmas show
ah yes

The Toy Show is consistently shit but I can't bring myself to skip it. Wouldn't be Chrimbo without it

so theres no ferry to inis mor then?

at all?

Been there, have to take one of those little death planes

>death planes

Start of my fear of flying 2bh

Cried the whole way

Listening to old speeches recently, it isn't just a new thing, but this "ah sure lads what's the craic" stuff in imitation of Dublinite jackeens is newer.
The "RTE accent" is also distinguishable (to varying degrees) from the D4 accent, depending on whether or not the presenter is from there (or a woman).

Or maybe that's just my perspective as a westerner in the east who gets looked at for not speaking as if I'm from the slums of Dublin.
But I did spend some time in my youth in the "Midlands" and the accent there was definitely not the same accent as the stereotypical """"authentic"""" accent that everyone seems to think is THE Irish accent because of Hollywood.

where the fug is it

Irish television Christmas tradition

nazi advertisement before it starts

>trocaire

Id love to coombe all over the frogweebs massive udders

>oy vey good mo chara, isnt this a nice (((tradition))) to sit down infront of your bord na mona fire with the family and watch the aged white men sell christmas capitalism to you via your children haha

>wanting to save african children

>tfw gave untold bennies to trocaire boxes back in primary school
Feels bad

who /horologist/ here?

>king of the apes is a black boy

wtf rte??

bit racist this

WE ARE SWEDEN NOW

well looks like that lad was right about diversity kek

Remember two pounds a day will give enough water to supply eighteen African nations

They don't even have christmas in the jungle, what the FUCK

>those T H I C C zebras

sweatyman.ogg

how many d'ye reckon he's fiddle-dee-diddled

everyday you're not eating by a tiger is christmas lad

Celebrating Christmas is racist. This is strictly a diverse program :^)

thank fuck I thought he was going to wear that the whole way through

Ryan has never molested anyone, stop being so mean, he's a very nice man and a very attentive lover

tubridy is such an absolute cunt
I would fucking heem that bastard if I ever got the chance

theres a bit of disney shilling going on

The young african boy seemed unaturally close to him

What matters is our plan.

CAN'T wait til Dustin turnstiles up.

i saw him beside Stephen's Green one day and I said "alright Ryan" and he looked really awkwardly down to the ground and sped up a bit

jesus, that fiesty cat is scary

is it live?

>yeah yeah, GOT IT

What did Ryan mean by this?

he didn't make those animal suits have extra large arses for nothing

>more than 500,000 euro of our TV licence goes to fucking tubridys salary

that sausage was inappropriate for a children's show

>Our TV licence
>Answering the door

Let's count up all the faux pas he's made:

1. sniffed the baby doll suggestively

2. stroked a sausage that said "stretch me"

>getting a court summons

I had a Stretch Armstrong once, it was shit

eventually it broke open and covered all my other toys with its insides

>Tubs will never stretch your sausage

...

That won't happen will it?

3. soaking a 5 year old with his liquid

>she's only a little THING

TIME TO HAVE A WANK :)

Tubs is on the blow

Been hanging around with Kathryn Thomas I'd say

>sausage icecream

4. asking an underaged doll for a "banana ice cream"

there hasn't been a harmbe joke yet?

Reminder if you ever got a scrambler and or quad for christmas you are a peasant

>Diabetes Doll

what the fuck

Ever been to court? Happens every court session a month in every county to 30+ people on average I'd say

>American girls
>ambiguous race
>has diabetes

Alri lads

Its progressive

;)

>american girl
>has diabetes
>is mexican
checks out

>Not taking the box for yourself
>Not robbing a sponsor sheet and fleecing the neighbourhood

yeah but only the road traffic one and jury duty

fuck sake lads I've grown such a hard outer shell
I literally can't watch this without cringing and rolling my eyes every two seconds
wish I could enjoy it again

>not knowing what a blimeblag is

WHAT A FAGGOT

Who /éire/ here?

everyone probably

Did this when they tried to get us to shill shit in first year

nah

5. getting a boy to pull his dinosaur's tail

all of us I reckon

Why yes, I do use the patricians board Sup Forums - international and I do browse the general /éire/

6. calling the french cheese eating surrender monkeys

>this little girl comes around, literally an absolute pike like, no doubts
>has a sponsor sheet for a local school, my sister goes there so I crack on immediately that that's not what the sheet looks like
>give her two quid anyway because her da will probably beat the shite out of her if she doesn't bring home drinking money

where'd my innocence go

I don't recall christmas in the jungle

Not even watching it desu just came here to shitpost

the monkey robot looks heavy shite

its so the nigerian new irish feel at home

Have no idea what this kid is shiteing about

When will ryan talk to the recluse sperg about Sup Forums?

>and what happens here?
>u-usually I just post pics of frogs and aiden gillen
>awwwwww

why doesn't Ryan just tell the boy he'll never get a United Ireland for Christmas, sick bastard

your uncle was anti-treaty IRA Ryan

>Ryan the Fairy

lel