Steven Universe

Steven Universe is the most gay crap carton I have ever seen.

This crap is unwatchable leftist propaganda and it makes me hate lesbians even more then gays.

I don't know if the writers are aware of this however SU is a parody of how shit leftism is the characters are retarded and useless and the stories are garbage the only thing missing is a big

>This is what liberals actually think is a good display of their believes.

To make the humiliation even more obvious.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=DYSzAGq4rW8
youtube.com/watch?v=I3bE1uSB1pk
youtube.com/watch?v=tmoHkWZgjUg
watchcartoononline.com/anime/steven-universe
youtube.com/watch?v=afqa6FJ5S0M
youtube.com/watch?v=T3tF2ILmp5E
youtube.com/watch?v=2b9vwWxxrJ4
youtube.com/watch?v=K6yfWRXBuB0
youtube.com/watch?v=k7aZ5pdtsLw
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I've never seen it, but I always see faggots and trannies talking about it on social media.

You're just jealous cause Steven is white and gets all the babes despite being a pathetic waste of a man.

> You will never murdercock a gem

LOL Steven is the most useless character in all of fiction.

He is fat lazy and stupid and above all else useless.

First episodes he insists on getting on the team he is taken on a mission fuckes up so hard that he destroys a city simply because he failed to do his only job and keep one artifact in his backpack.

Next he is told that there is a dangerous artifact he ignores warnings and after he finds it puts it into a costume creating a nightmarish monstrosity.
youtube.com/watch?v=DYSzAGq4rW8
youtube.com/watch?v=I3bE1uSB1pk

Thane we have the episode where the fuck starts to experiment with shape shifting and screams horrifically after he loses control of his body.
youtube.com/watch?v=tmoHkWZgjUg

You can watch this crap if you like every episode is like 10 minutes.

watchcartoononline.com/anime/steven-universe

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

You always need to know what the enemy is doing I watch SU to piss myself off on leftist propaganda and they don't get money from this, win win.

>Anime
lolwut

Its only a stupid folder name.

enough shit cartoons.

post good cartoons

youtube.com/watch?v=afqa6FJ5S0M

What is your opinion on the propaganda that is Steven Universe?

Pearl is fucking waifu-tier though. If she wasn't in the show, it would have been ass.

To normalize non hetero and polyandrous unions and to comfort males as they become more feminized and pumped full of estrogen. O don't know why he has black curly hair like a Mediterranean when his mom had pink or bullshit hair and his dad had straight brown hair. Perhaps they're trying to push towards their ideal, naturally darkened state of America to come, where everyone is a muddled splash of everything with no cultural identity with only the jews remaining homogenous and goal orientated enough to lord over the sorry mess that humanity will become unless we start killing everyone.

Oh god... I didn't realize the propaganda was going overseas.

>This thread

Dominicanists are degenerating your minds, huh?

>In love with a faggoty carton character
>Checks flag

Are you Swedes drained of all testosterone at birth?

She a cute though

Pearl would be the only good gem if they diffident make her into a spasmodic wimp that freaks out.

She is reliable and hes discipline and her advice seams good however she freaks out and panics all the time like insane.

They made her into a walking caricature of what they think conservatives look like.
youtube.com/watch?v=T3tF2ILmp5E

My country may be a SJW cuckfest but at least I'm not swedish.

She's a fucking drawing Ulf. Or are you a Somali living in Sweden who's trying to figure out how to rape a cartoon character?

>Steven
>a Jew/alien hybrid
>white

i'd hope Steven grows into a man at some point, he's still a growing boy and all
but all that's really been shown is that he wins with the power of love and understanding, nothing wrong with that but he has yet to use any strength of will to win...
so the lesson his story tells is that to win its better to use feminine traits, though they haven't said that masculine traits are bad, they just don't mention them existing
and seeing how he "fuses" with his girlfriend into a woman
i'd see his story not being a coming of age story of a boy becoming a man, but a boy becoming a woman....

tl;dr - it's a show that teaches boys should strive to be more feminine with the impression that it's a heroic trait

>People debating Steven Universe theory
>People posting erotic Steven Universe fan art

Where muh board gone?

Oh my god, cmon Sweden this is the type of pussy ass shit that is destroying your country.

This """"cute girl""" is made so minimalist and shitty that calling it cute is akin to masturbating to a triangle. At least anime grills have detail and somewhat look like actual human beings.

pic related, i was able to draw your shit waifu in under 30 seconds.

>literally triggered

I love having a Swedish flag.

This all of this YES! You are so right!
>To normalize non hetero and polyandrous unions

For thous of you who do not know (not everyone tortures themselves with SU crap) there is a episode where Steven needs to bring his mother and father to a diner.

He is confused about the concept of having 1 father and mother and wants to bring all the gems (3 alien girls that live with him) and his human father.

>comfort males as they become more feminized and pumped full of estrogen

I think its more normalizing and propaganda for the fat children, Steven is obsessed with eating fast food, he even tries to eat fast food to fight monsters.

This fails even in the show and makes him look retarded.

Also Greg is a weird character, he's the closest thing Steven has to a male role model being it's his father and that all the men in Beach City Steven sees are rarely seen or Lars
Greg is a funny thing, he's kind of a bum that lives in his van, but he's still a good man who has his own business... of washing cars... and he mostly lets aliens raise his own son most of the time
He wanted to be a musician, but he was a College drop out and then dropped everything for pussy
What he really teaches young boys?
That it's okay to be a loser as long as you're a good father... that's not a terrible lesson i guess... but he's also cucked a lesbian so that's something admirable

I like the show but sometimes it really goes all out of the bullshit

Peridot a best

Yeah he's pretty garbage like the rest of the show until mirror gen then you find out that they are keeping corrupted versions of their fallen commands and enemies locked up to never move or think again. He gets a shield permanent and is actually not garbage in the newest episodes

They try to push the propaganda hard, gem fusion is about race mixing.

Basically there aliens are its only allowed to fuse with gems of the same type never other types.

The main characters defy this law.

The animator for the show draws gay porn on his tumblr. It's not like it's even hidden behind a pseudonym or anything, he uses his real name for that shit.

>I watch SU to piss myself off on leftist propaganda and they don't get money from this, win win.
this is barneyfag tier autismo
kys

user this is what all Western animation is these days because anyone graduating from calarts is a giant faggot.

>he doesn't have god tier peridot as his SU waifu

lol

wrong, fusion is typically seen as degeneracy and should only be used as a weapon for war

the protags think fusion is about love

God, you people really are fucking doomed. You have some of the hottest women in the world and here you are fucking jerking off to a tumblr cartoon. You people disgust me, as you toss such fine genetics into the wastebin with your emasculated cuckfaggotry.

Arkham beyond when

I think the show is pretty good. Its basically like DBZ except if DBZ was a slice of life and the protagonist was dorky Gohan instead of Goku.

I blame americans
their childhood cartoons are so bad they see steven universe as an inprovement

rebecca sugar is a coal burner

never forget this

> He gets a shield permanent and is actually not garbage in the newest episodes

They made it worse.

Steven is the same retard and failure like he always was in the last episodes he gained a new ability like extreme jumping and falling slowly to the ground.

Steven botches it up and is falling all day to the ground and the gems need to keep company to this ass-wipe.

He gains abilities however he is the same failure and idiot. The point that they needed to actually give him in born abilities to make him useful show what a massive failure Steven is.

Remember kids hard work and dedication are not needed some magical in born alien ability will manifest and make you useful somehow.

Steven needs to have his shit beaten out of him hard, by his father.

Did anyone notice how the whole town is sucking Stevens cock all day? Everyone thinks Steven is super awesome despite the fact that he is a complete failure and unlikable in every way?

Even the cool kids think Steven is the best, if you need the universe to bend over backwards to make Steven likable you know he is really shit.

On the other hand maybe Steven is retarded and everyone in town is trying to be nice to the retarded special needs child.

The most disgusting this about it is that the creator said the character was based on their little brother. Didn't they learn anything from Winnie-the-Pooh and Christopher Robin, poor little faggot will have this gay cartoon haunt him for the rest of his life.

>Christopher Robin Milne also grew to resent the stories because he was always be associated with Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin. He claimed that his father “had got where he was by climbing on my infant shoulders, that he had filched from me my good name and left me nothing but empty fame."

Kid fucking fought in WW2 but couldn't get away from that stupid bear.

I like Yellow Diamond

I take it you haven't seen We Bare Bears.

steven is a little kid so its not really realistic to expect him to not fail sometimes

that said he has had plenty of successes, like turning peridot over to their side, making tentative friends with lapis, not to mention bubbling the entire cluster which probably none of the other gems could do.

I don't understand how the show is leftist propaganda but okay.

I mean, i like Trump AND this show. I don't get why everyone is flipping out over faggy ass rocks. Its not like the show is screaming in your face about "the wage gap" and useless feminist shit.

I enjoy it, but that's just my opinion.

And if DBZ was shit full of lesbian faggs who make everything look gay.

Fusion DBZ style
youtube.com/watch?v=2b9vwWxxrJ4

Fusion SU style
youtube.com/watch?v=K6yfWRXBuB0

youtube.com/watch?v=k7aZ5pdtsLw

any of his success is thanks to being in touch with his feelings, not mastering morality

yeah, pretty much. lesbians are hot

Gayer than DBZ? Is that even possible?

Lars doesn't like him. He's helped out people everyone just goes a long with his "imagination" remember the lion episode?

What do you mean? Like are you saying that's a bad thing or what? How do you want him to "master morality"?

Because it's a retarded nigger-tier SJW show. It's so incomprehensibly gay and effeminate that you should just chop your fucking nuts off if you honestly enjoy watching it. What the fuck happened to men and masculinity?

Once you understand that

1) they are doing inverted genders for progressivism: Garnet acts like a dad, Amethyst is the teen brother who enjoys grossing out his younger sibling, etc.

2) Steven who then arguably plays the young girl, is useless and having him in the fight team is arguably what's most hurting the gems, who cant kick him out because of feelings

then it's pretty much a redpill show, even if with a Straussian bent.

I love the whole gem drill arc but actually "just talk to each other!" Was bullshit it's demoted and brain dead

the DBZ thing is just as homoerotic, it's just implied. Whole show is more homoerotic anyway, fucking detailed muscle men running around. You are kidding yourself. Look at that kid waving his finger and acting like a faggot.

I love this show but fuck Connie, under devolpers but is there for stevonni

What the hell happened to Sup Forums? Have you all been castrated by the elites or some shit, what the fuck is this hug box?

>Steven who then arguably plays the young girl, is useless and having him in the fight team is arguably what's most hurting the gems

not really. the gems plan to drill the cluster was completely ineffective and the earth would have been destroyed if steven didn't stop it. he is coming into his own.

This.

I just hate it because it's overly emotional garbage without any good action scenes

Kind of ruins the point of a cartoon, if you ask me.

I don't get my political stance from cartoons because I'm not an idiot.

The cluster bubbled itself, it wasnt Steven who bubbled them. You may say that the cluster wouldnt have known to bubble itself unless someone talked to them and proposed the idea, but it's pretty weird, since every gem we have met until now is familiar with bubbling.

go away tomasz and stop being such a republican pussy

>like turning peridot over to their side

Translation SU promotes acceptance and tolerance and using the "power of love"TM.

Its crap and gay.

>bubbling the entire cluster
This was the biggest shit ever made, completely unwatchable.

instead of having a epic fight with the world ending monotonicity the little fuck head starts having panic stacks.

And it turns out all you needed to do is use the "power of love" and listen to its feelings.

This is absolute homosexuality in my book.

You see I'm taking this on a meta level, the writer wrote this and used this solution, the universe will do whatever the writer wants so Steven shoving a vibrator up his ass can save the universe and fix everything if the writer wants it.

The idea is gay and stupid, and only makes Stevne look gay and the writer idiotic for writing this.

thats what I like about it desu. not that action scenes are bad or anything, there are lots of good anime/cartoons worth watching for the action, but the emotional stuff is good for a change of pace

well the cluster isn't gems, but gem fragments. also its pretty clear by the pink bubble that steven did it

He's a 14 year old.

Plus, he's already (somewhat?) fucked Connie. its not like the lesbian rocks were the only one that have fused.

Also it has shown that the especially gay ones, Pearl, Ruby, and Sapphire, are fucking useless on their own.

I remember Steven bubbling five shards and then saying that he would never be able to do it for the whole cluster. Also, while shades are different, most bubbles that we have seen are pinkish.

I think that what will happens to address Steven's deus ex friendship powers is that he will try to make friends with Jasper and she will fuck him up. Like he has all this confidence built up now so I'm expecting the climax to hit him pretty soon

Can confirm, just rewatched - he can talk to the shards for some reason, even if he couldnt before, and then he outright says that the shards are bubbling each other. Steven did nothing.

>I just hate it because it's overly emotional garbage without any good action scenes

Wouldn't want to put too much testosterone into the show now, would we?

>Fucking a 12 year old

That's pretty alpha

creator is a jew woman

>sweden

>lesbians

Watching shows like this made me hate lesbians infinitively more then I did before.

Mission fucken accomplished, you keep pissing me off with your propaganda and it will only increase my hate for your propaganda.

I seriously see lesbians worse then the worst homosexual gay man. Like TV propaganda made me hate lesbians so hard that gays look like nothing in comparison and I'm for killing every gay in existence.

Lesbian is now a insult in my vocabulary.

Watch the clips and judge for yourself.

laughed at that.

(((rebecca)))

...

Jew man LARPing a woman.
Its a trany never forget!

>implying adventure time isn't the best show on CN right now

Unsurprisingly the part of the show that dip into sjw bullshit are the bits with marceline (whose VA created SU iirc) but it makes sense because she's a half-black demon from (ostensibly) hell, and is a gothic vampire so you know she's gonna have shitloads of baggage.

Rest of the show is great to watch while stoned though

The scene was showing that if you work together you can actually help accomplish things.Steven wasn't the one who bubbled all of them, they all did it together.

Like Trump's supporters working together to elect him as President, or the British people backing behind Brexit... If you wanted a more Sup Forums example. There's no use in fighting like a protesting monkey ala Bernie supporters, you find a better, not fucking world-destroying solution.

So there's my faggy thought of it.

thanks for the pdf dick sucker.so you think this is a natural thing to show kids?

So brave, to make his inspiring work easily accessible for children.

This thread is gay holy fuck. Unhealthy amounts of gay

adventure time's problem is they're do shit where finn picks up a book that says "THE HISTORY OF THE MUSHROOM WAR AND EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED" and then he'll go WHOOPS THIS LOOKS PRETTY BORING HAHA and toss it and the rest of the episode will be about making lemonade for a picnic or some shit. steven universe is way better about actually delivering on the main plot while also having filler

Top kek user

Finn is a cuck.

nothing wrong with that tbqh

Why are you watching cartoons?

Explains all the trans shit tho

Holy shit, this made me laugh way too hard.

Neurotic manipulative cunt. All the characters have some kind of psychological problem.

>it's a steven universe hate thread and no one has posted the creator's Ed, Edd n Eddy porn

...

That character looks like a middle aged lesbian gym teacher or something, such an ugly shitty show

While I agree it's awful to cocktease the fanbase like that, I could really give a shit about "this habbend because nuclear war" crap. I'd rather just have it mentioned once or twice so we know that's what happened, and spend more time exploring the fantastic environment that is Ooo. It's like D&D and cartoons, and the "lulsorandom" actually is creative enough to make it interesting and at times, funny.

I see it more as "not all relationships work out, don't try to force it, and sometimes women are into dudes that have absolutely nothing going for them" e.g. cinnamon bun.

>Can confirm, just rewatched - he can talk to the shards for some reason, even if he couldnt before, and then he outright says that the shards are bubbling each other. Steven did nothing.

I'm posting this after watching the episode so I know that Steven did nothing outside of taking a handful of shards and talking to the cluster who after some talking decided to self bubble.

KEK

that's another thing, is the (((artists))) of the internet decided that /this/ was the style they were all going to emulate for the next 5 years.

The first season was garbage, it got a little better after character development propelled steven past stupid hopeless child.

It's a solid 7/10 cartoon, but I woudl recommend skipping a good chunk of it to anyone. You're reading into it far too much to enjoy it, just like the trannies and lesbians that skewed your opinion of it.

Moar

wait is that Edd fucking Eddy???