Sex offender acquitted of bestiality involving peanut butter.
Canada’s Supreme Court has legalized oral sex with pets as long as no penetration is involved in a ruling slammed by animal rights groups.
The court ruled 7-1 in favor of a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts of sexually assaulting his stepdaughters who also “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act,” court documents revealed.
>canadians told to prep the bull so many times they actually start to do it
pottery
Evan Foster
Wow. Since They elected Weedman, that whole country has gone to the dogs!
Asher Hill
>A >FUCKING >LEAF
ALSO FREE QUEBEC U DISGUSTING DOG ASS LICKING ANGLOS
Oliver Gutierrez
DUDE
Jacob Morris
>implying this isn't how STDs are created
Connor Moore
Lick it again pupper.
Aiden Ortiz
HORSE COCK
Nicholas Wilson
I have to periodically pinch myself to make sure I'm still part of reality, this shit is getting bonkers.
Grayson Bennett
Canada tackling the big issues again
Gavin Robinson
What year is it?
Luke Lee
>DON'T SAY IT GOY, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT THE SLIPPERY SLOPE IS A LOGICAL FALLACY
Sebastian Evans
kek
Jacob Lewis
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Tyler Miller
>Canadians can finally suck a real horse cock legally
Nice.
Daniel Martinez
is there any way to move to canada? i wanna have sex with hamster. or squirrel.
Lucas Robinson
As a Canadian, I don't remember the last time my penis didn't smell like peanut butter! Better get to the grocery store before peanut butter is out of stock with this wonderful news.
Caleb Barnes
The current one
Easton Jones
CANADA YES
Jeremiah Ortiz
CERTIFIABLY 2 0 1 6
Lucas Young
can girls legally make butter dog porn in Canada now?
Kayden Rivera
RUSSIA! YOU'RE BACK :D
Zachary Ward
t-thanks trudeau
Isaiah Lopez
just go to germany or finland, penetration legal there to
Mason White
Nothing has changed legally. It's always been ruled that in order for it to be considered beastiality penetration is necessary. How long do you want to incarcerate someone who does the peanut butter trick with their dog?
Jackson Fisher
i think im the only russian who can post there. dunno why. also theres a shitstorm happening on 2ch.
Sebastian Watson
>Trudeau will at the VERY LEAST be in power until October 2019
Holllllly fug.........if this guy is actually half as bad as he seems for the moral/cultural/economic fabric of society, I really feel bad for you
Mason Nelson
I MAY BE A COMPLETE LOSER IN REAL LIFE, BUT AT LEAST I'LL NEVER BE CANADIAN. THANK YOU JESUS
POST YFW YOU'RE NOT CANADIAN
Parker Thompson
There is literally nothing wrong with Bestiality. This is fucking 2016, have faith in our Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
Tyler Davis
>bestiality is only bad when a man does it with his rape-penis, it's OK when liberated women just have a little fun with their furry friends :^)
Noah Hernandez
me on justin's right btw desu famalamadingdong-baka ˢᵉᶰᵈ ʰᵉᶫᵖ
Aaron Miller
>This is a 10/10 in Canada
Jayden Nguyen
>TFW you're safe from being raped by Canadians because you're too haram
Austin Hill
I literally told my family this would happen when we were all arguing about transgenderism. The slippery slope is very, very real. I fucking told them. They said "no, it wouldn't go that far user, stop being so dramatic."
I fucking told them.
Parker Wilson
sexual contact without consent is sexual abuse animals are not conscious and cannot give consent therefore it is abuse animal abuse animal abuse is illegal
this should be illegal
Nolan Barnes
I'm no leaf but I've always heard quebec is the shitstain of the cucknadia and I'm inclined to believe it. You're right though, you should be purged and be made a safezone for syrians and american libtards fleeing from le ebil trump.
Jayden Stewart
There's literally nothing wrong with that. I kiss my dog in the mouth every time I come to work
Thomas Flores
>a dog that mounts you isn't consenting Come on man, it's the current year!
Kayden Sanchez
Well, think about it this way. Before, everyone thought Harper was too mean even though he was basically a neo-cuckservative anyway Trudeau has supplied me with tons of examples of "redpill" material, as you newfags call it. Even the most liberal people I know are easily stumped in the face of the inordinate incompetence of the libs, so maybe with you guys potentially electing trump, britain fucking off of the EU, and other nationalist surges we can actually maybe get something not fucking garbage happening over here for once in our sovereignty.
Aaron Morales
Well now remind them you told them, and that youre right and they cant dispute it.
I MAY BE 400 LBS. AND 60% BLACK, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT CANADA
Brandon Wood
>The court ruled 7-1 in favor of a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts of sexually assaulting his stepdaughters who also “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act,” court documents revealed.
Nothing wrong goys
Jackson Green
Now they really are the Canadian Mounties.
Brayden Anderson
How long until they consider zoophilia as a sexual preference?
LGTBZ
Juan Collins
you got me today burger.
Zachary Allen
Oral is ok but that's where the line is drawn? I mean really, how much longer till it's all legal and accepted? What a crazy situation.
Ian Rogers
Hahaha Carlos is back at it again, Jesus Christ man
Tyler Sanders
They told us that slippery slope wasn't a thing. We said sex with animals and children was next after homosexuality and LOOK WHAT WE HAVE NOW.
Cooper Myers
Lmao
Blake Sanders
Considering the nature of the crime it is obvious they are using the ruling to bring to the attention to the people that they need more laws regarding it.
Hudson Sanchez
underrated
Sebastian Williams
God fucking dammit.
Jack Morris
Watch out, the British are coming
Charles Morris
You forgot the P you fucking bigot.
William Parker
Cool, though I personally won't indulge in this. We just got a bit more freedom, why should some government entity restrict something like this?
Brody Torres
this
Jackson Nelson
PAY TAXES
Ayden Turner
>Oral is ok but that's where the line is drawn? At penetration. >FOR NOW
>They told us that slippery slope wasn't a thing. We said sex with animals and children was next after homosexuality and LOOK WHAT WE HAVE NOW. Remember that the next step was necrophilia. Don't be surprised if the leafs start shagging corpses...
Thomas Torres
2 WALLS
Carter Williams
Mass furry exodus to canuckistan when
Asher Collins
topkek
Asher Robinson
good one Carlos. You get deported last
Jeremiah Nelson
FUCK THIS COUNTRY
Joshua Hughes
You cannot consent if you are not conscious. A dog hasd less authority over it's actions than a drunk girl.
Isaac Rodriguez
This is normal in white countries. It's legal to fuck your pets in some states here in the US.
Ayden Gutierrez
come home, leaf man.
we have maple syrup here too
Matthew Ortiz
PAY JIZYA
Wyatt Adams
This was to be expected.
First niggers, then animals, corpses and lastly, children.
Henry Kelly
Guys let's start a new meme for whenever a Canadian shitposts.
>DESIGNATED >DOG >BLOWJOBS
Owen Diaz
Anyone else think a lot of those """""fallacies"""""" arent actually fallacies at all?
Landon Peterson
...
Zachary Gonzalez
...
Elijah Nelson
Fucking Carlos.... that's a good one but....
Ian Jackson
Today Carlos is on fire
Dominic Gutierrez
Sweet I'm going to put maple syrup on my burgers.
Asher Russell
Really? What's up on 2chn?
Joshua Perez
Canada really should stop incessantly fucking with Sup Forums, now that they have seen our true power.
William Williams
P E A N U T
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Eli Hall
So its okay to kill them but if animal happen to lick your junk by accident or tomfoolery cops gonna bust in and haul your ass to jail.
Yeah guise that's the world I wanna live in.
Seriously what is the human race coming to when people actually believe this.
I don't even know.
Xavier Rodriguez
>The supreme court identifying a legislative gap in the law and requiring the gov to fix it is the same as making it legal
Sup Forums remains retarded.
Adam Martinez
that pig's got a purty mouth
Andrew Sullivan
That's it, I think now we can finally say that cuckada is far worse than sweden and thus wins the official "most cucked place on earth" prize.
Viva la Canada !
Zachary Perez
I don't even know what the fuck this thread is about but THAT looks fucking delicious.
#triggered
Luke Perez
link
Jose Gutierrez
I hate Canadians so fucking much
Jaxon Robinson
Anyone know what board?
Jace Kelly
kekelicious! Enjoy this (you), you've earned it.
Wyatt Morgan
Good thing we didn't get a Canadian in charge.
Matthew Hill
This is not what I imagined the future to be... This is not it, AT ALL! Make it stap!
Kayden Hernandez
Is there anything better than a sloot taking the BDC?