ITT things that instantly make you dislike a song

ITT things that instantly make you dislike a song
I'll start

>cheesy guitar solos

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>making autistic noises with their mouth

>trap hi-hats

this

>lead vocalist in a band doesn't know how to play guitar

>cheesy
fuck you

It's popular

>no cheesy guitar solos

>The same quarter notes over and over not going anywhere

>Of Monsters And Men-style vocals

This and also imagine dragons / three days grace style vocals, I hate when dudes do the faux raspy shit to try to sound more manly

>people shuffling around
>*cough*
>guitar tuning
>"Are we rolling?"
>"Hey, are we rolling?"
>"Yeah?"
>feedback
>"Okaaay, here we go"
>drum diddling
>guitar still tuning or just playing random shit
>"Alright, one, two, thre--"
>drummer drops a stick
>"Shit! Hold it!"
>drummer picks up stick
>more feedback
>*cough*
>"You good?"
>"Yep"
>more guitar diddling
>"Alright, one two three four..."

>I'm ready when you guys is

>no badass 80s style guitar solos

>guitar solos at all

there are exactly 0 of them that are good

This, unless theyre doing some very demanding vocals they look useless

E.g
>mike patton as someone who does demanding vocals

E.g
>that loser from bring me the horizon as someone who looks like a gimp

If the music isnt complex, the guitarist should sing, or the singer should play guitar just to add sonic dynamics

>Improper utilization of Wood Blocks or Tenor Saxophones

>I can't understand the lyrics due to the words being sung too fast

>Literally any Punk Ska track, and most Ska tracks in general

>The track is in 2/4, 3/4 or 4/4 and the instruments are extremely basic, only serving to "set the table" for the main course: the lyrics

>The song at any point rhymes the last word in a bar with the same word in the next bar

>OH-OH-OH OH-AH-OOOO-OH

>OH-OH-OH OH-AH-OOOO-OH

...

>song ends

>The chorus is just repeating the song title over and over

gucci gang

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No, it looks awkward to play guitar with the rest of the band members, because it doesn't feel as unique. The lead singer should also be the primary songwriter/lyricist as well, because they're in touch with the poetic style of the music.

>vocals muddled by instruments
>shitty diction
>bad harmonies
I wish singers would work on their a cappella in general independent of the instruments beforehand. I don't see the point of even having vocals if they are shit and do nothing but give shitmunchers lyrics to hang onto.

give it away

yeet

>who is Jimi Hendrix

every guitar solo in pic related is good

>Indie song where a bunch of people yell HEY at once

this big time

...

>it's Sup Forumscore

every Grant Hart Husker Du song

Yes you win

>High pitched female scream a la mariah carey

"this is a music that was born out of oppression"

>it's a poetry reading disguised as music

> spoken word

Iron Maiden do this in so many of their songs, and half of the time the chorus is completely redundant. It's like they had a perfectly fine song, and then they realized they had to add the part there they repeat the song title a couple of times so that their non-english speaking fans can sing along at their stadium shows.

...

This.

>Poorly utilized autotune

Yup