Everyone, meet Mr and Mrs Messi

everyone, meet Mr and Mrs Messi

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the colour of his beard is very odd

>Jealousy

world's luckiest gold digger

you know how there are guys in Iran who dress up like Ronaldo because they sorta look like him? Messi looks like an Iranian dressing up as Liam Neeson

I know that you are not used to but he's white, bro.

he has a really fat head

I'm merely stating that the colour of his beard is odd. It looks unnatural.

Why resort to insults?

... also, his barber is shit.

Sup Forums breh
welcome enjoy your stay

r/ gif of him kissing like he is eating a watermelon

More like...
Sup Forums breh
enjoy your shitpost

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>you will get married and live a comfy life with their with your wife and kids in a mansion somewhere exotic
Why even live :'(

*with your

> Marrying a gold digger
>Not producing clones of yourself
Tsuuuu already won

he's more attractive than her

>producing clones of yourself

Why does it look like they got married at a movie premiere? Look at all the people in the back

>depriving your test tube babies a mother figure
>grabbing nigger dicks on party boats
>taking your son to your homo orgies in the pool
m8....

During 3 years because after that she will run with your kids and half of your money.

>argentinian
>white

>a nonwhite slav telling anyone they're not white
RMMT

isn't this guy in porn

maybe he saw the Shawshank Redemption and thinks he can use his wife to get out of paying those spanish taxes

>Tonight on Midget Stories:
A fairytale of Love and Belief.

GOAT

was this literally his first kiss?

is she so conservative that she didn't let him kiss her until wedding day?

>see every sport joirnalism site
>Everything is about messi party
Fuck this sshit

>you will never be Mrs. Messi
Why live

Yes Jurgen. Yes
Their kid is an hologram too

so is hers

what the fuck

her name and the scene please ?

lionel messi's wife is smoking hot

Lel

This

he could've fucked her without kissing

kisses on the mouth are more intimate for women than sex, that's why prostitutes usually charge extra for those and why pornstars oftenly feel uncomfortable kissing the guy they're working with while having no problem taking his cock inside their other holes

stop bitching and provide me with the saucei want to immigrate to canada would you welcome me ?

>oftenly

are you criticizing the content or the grammar of my post?

Why did he just give away half his money?

holy shit he is legitimately r9k

that's how white people look, ahmed

leave london and you'll see some white folks

Zoo animals

Will she get fat now brehs?

messi doesnt even have gaming, i mean he's shy, beta and neet as fuck
without money and fame, he would be a taringa/facebook user trying to get laid with some slag from rosario

How long until the divorce? Antonella will NEVER have to lift a finger for the rest of her life despite actually cheating on him

prostitues just create a fake moral barrier to not feel so bad about themselves

>he is from paraguay
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>hates book
>get BTFO by a reader

lmao

she looks like she has indio genes, but those aren't common in Argentina, no?

bullshit, Messi is a big Malick fan

please tell me what's so funny about that
asking for a friend

i miss autism nice guy messi. ronaldo taking his spotlight really fucked him

Btw im not. But sometimes my phone think it is

some men grow red beards but dont have red hair

i read about it once

>colour

why didnt they get marred years ago?

>obesity

Why are all spaniards so cucks and paranoids of women leaving?

Over/Under 5 years until she divorces him and completed the JUSTing.

Not knowing the Brendan Frasier story

My whole family does this

My hair is dark but my beard has these ginger patches
Looks kinda silly, especially when it starts reflecting sunlight

>tfw invisible blonde/white beard hair
What did God mean by this?

She looks normal to me. Nice tan.

No way i'd kiss a random whore i meet at a bar, but I will definitely fuck that pussy

why do rich men get married?

> he has never kissed a random drunk slut at a bar

lmoa r u 12?

>when you get half his stuff

>tfw blonde/red/black hairs mixed all around

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She's not a golddigger. Her father is a millionaire. He owns a lot of supermarkets in Argentina.

Are you actually saying people who have money dont want more?

>posting low quality images

mehmet please

why ronaldo

What the fuck was that?

Im saying she is not with him for the money. Messi is so fuking ugly she must love him to stand it cause she could get a handsome guy and still have a great life with her fathers money. She's gorgeous.

We're not talking about a guy worth a million
He's probably 1/2 a billion

Thats a remarkable difference, enough to make any woman oversee a guys looks. And like you said, its her fathers moneys. What's easier? Asking daddy for a million. Or divorcing a guy and taking 250 million?

goddamnit

filho da puta

Get fucked.

You got me

>being so gay that you would rather have test tube babies than putting your dick inside a woman

fuck you dirty hue

>getting married
>getting married to a turd with teeth

>Being such a faggot that you would rather grab a nignog's dick than stick your's in a woman

Fucking hell

>7-1

I love that book

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that's white man's colour of facial hair

fag

what? messi is more attractive than her especially now that they aged a bit

what book is that anyway

negro reculiao

this guy is autistic

goku had 2 kids and didn't kiss, he is kinda autistic like messi too in his own way

It's called urahomo
Lol