Brb y'all, I'm gonna go run to the bathroom

>brb y'all, I'm gonna go run to the bathroom

braaaaaaaaaaaaap

I can't tell objectively if I like Elvis songs at my age because he's a good singer or because my grandma had it playing 24/7 my entire childhood and their are ingrained into my subconscious.

WHOA MAMA *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>Brb, Courtney needs a hand in the garage

fucking kek

>last one in the water's a rotten egg!

>Ta Ta! I must eat fish and chips with Mother Superior over the bridge to Pimpleton

fpbp

Want me to make you a deep fried peanut butter, banana, marshmallow fluff and bacon sandwich for after you're done taking care of business, Mr. Presley?

>uhuh uhuh

Wow, I'm not gay, but Kurt looks pretty handsome here.

>I'm not gay
keep telling yourself that

>Well, I hope your ol' bus freezes up!

>Hey driver, just drop me off here, it's fine.

Merry Christmas Sup Forums!

brb guys, gonna go be fine

...

>hey guys i finally got sober and i'm getting ready to record again

I could so easily kill myself.

>last online: 14731 days ago

>brb guys someones at the door

>brb Pamela, I'm gonna take a bath

>afk one sec guys, my dads calling me

>brb guys, gonna drive around Las Vegas

>brb fellas, I'm gonna go for a drive

Oh, c'mon, Charles. We got the heat fixed, and we even have a telephone in the bus in case you want to call your wife, and let her know you're alright.

Hey, John, isn't that the guy who asked for your autograph earlier today?

Would you like another Jack and Coke when you get back, Mr. Kilminster?

Excuse me, Mr. Morrison, but you might want to wait for the water to cool down a bit. Remember what the Dr. said about your heart condition.

Oh, I hope he doesn't want to talk about your life insurance policy again. I swear, you almost killed each other last time you argued about that.

Las Vegas you say? Oh, man, you're going to have a blast, home fry!

>i'm gonna go hang out in my hotel room with my security personnel

a little autistic mate

It's bad. Check out Hoodoo Man Blues by Junior Wells. Much better blues rock.

I'll come hang with ya.

kek

Me three

Forgot to add pic

>A little autistic mate
I don't understand that response.
What does that even mean?
Is that a Limey thing us Yanks don't understand?

I'm afraid in your case it's fatal, sir.

>this set's going really well!

IT'S when your fellow lad is on the spectrum, mate

Again, not understanding your reply.
What, exactly is "Fatal"?
And what does it have to do with the topic of the thread?

>gotta catch a flight, see you when we land!

I'm not understanding any of the replies from the Limeys.

What "Spectrum" are you talking about?

>hmm that's an interesting-looking cellphone that fan there is holding up

I think user refers to the fact that you seem to have put a bit of an effort into writing up a post only you find amusing.

Hey, guys. I really like the front cover of your album Street Survivors. Don't ever change it.

>brb, gotta go open presents with the family

And yet people have this unexplainable compulsion to respond to them..........

>Really makes you think..........

this is the best thread i've seen all year

youtube comment tier

brb guys just going out for a sec

Gonna go get my prostate checked next week

This

YO I'M GONNA LIVE FOR A LONG TIME THEN DIE AFTER I'VE LIVED SO LONG!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LEMME SEE DAT POOP

>guys my pastor cured my HIV,. I'm gonna be okay

I really think you need that hip replacement.

>explaining the joke
yeah you're fucking hilarious

>ayo man we got peep back here doin pushups and situps gettin ripped
>oh

kurt's looks are like 90% of the reason insecure teenage girls still flock to his music

Delete this thread

>Race ya down the stairs, Marianne!

Best one itt

>It's really dark in here, going to check on my lamp