CAN WE PLEASE GET A ACTOR/ACTRESS CHILDREN THREAD???

CAN WE PLEASE GET A ACTOR/ACTRESS CHILDREN THREAD???

>that chin doe

gorgeous

Holy FUCK that jaw

hnnggg her daughter

>tfw you get to fuck Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin at once

you could use it as a cutting board XD its that long and thin

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ib4 robert deniro and mass depression

posting more reese witherdaughter (:

nm too late

kek

>thoughtless little pig

damn would take a dip

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he tries so hard to be proud ;__; poor will

>tfw your daughters turn slags

Do you think it kills him that they wear that to red-carpet stuff or does he not give a fuck?

you crackers should listen to my son's rap mixtape

"my sons are losers"

i feel like his son will look better with age like he did

damn, low test to the max. DDL needs to get his son to lift.

what went wrong Sup Forums ):

who dis?

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post it

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god i want to fuck his mother. Well everyone does. His life must suck :/

why is he so short?

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i would pet her eyebrows

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Because Jada is a midget

Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon

who names her daughter this???

He married Jolie.

He's cucking his dad Paul Bettany.

it was his idea

Bane?

Same person who practised Kabala

Kim Kardashian ripped off her look from Lourdes. They would have run in some of the same social circles and Lourdes had it first.

he probably doesn't give a fuck. didn't he once get stabbed in the arm at a bar and kept drinking instead of going to the hospital?

beautiful

she looks like a sloth

Didn't he also knock out some leftist faggot at a rally just for the fuck of it?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

dropped

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fuck i havent thought of her in forever. wasnt her name malissa?

literally flushed his genes and heritage down the toilet

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If she has tits like her mom I'd do her

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would you Sup Forums?

>65180 (OP)
fuck dats it mang

Nikki Cox and son

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looks like angelica

>tfw your daughter looks more like you than you

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I have a funny story about Cage's son

depends who does it belong to

whats wrong with her nose

do tell

Reese and phillipe managed practically perfect genetic replication. That is kind of neat.

Daisy Lawless

Okay but it's weird and I think it was a second hand story when I heard it so I might fuck up the details

damm I'm in love

they make me happy

i bet hes the best dad :_____;

what does that hand gesture imply?

That's one big ol' "sit still for 2 seconds you little shit" mom smile if I've ever seen one

looks like she has down syndrome

Kid really won the genetic lottery considering her mom looks like Willem Dafoe

One of these women is Hulk Hogan's daughter, the other is is girlfriend. Can't recall which.

waiting

Brooke on the right

How certain are you, without looking to google?

he must of fucked some bimbo after one fo his shows... like one of the trashy moms in the crowd

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His son is pretty cute already, but yeah, I agree.

I used to watch Hogan knows best, and Brooke looks like her mom and that's def Brooke on the right

I'M ANGELINA YOU JENNIFER

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his wife and daughter are bother more manly than his son! manliest man on the planet and shit son becomes a manlet kek

now thats just cute. shes so proud.

Buster was a film, Phil Collins counts as an actor

He was also in Hook

>reddit

She looks like a right fuck-pig. Would smash until exhaustion.

>ywn have something so pretty come out of your balls

saw love rosie the other day out of curiosity. she is such an angel

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I heard this from a coworker who supposedly heard it from someone who saw this go down.
>Work at moving company in Southern California
>More expensive than other companies, but we don't break shit
>Often get wealthy customers because of this, sometimes they're legitimate celebrities
>One time it was Nicholas Cage
>When people are this prolific every worker has to sign a waiver saying they won't talk about it
>Cage isn't around/doesn't have time to worry about moving company
>Cage put his son's caretaker in charge
>As everyone is signing waivers caretaker warns everybody that the son is learning karate or some shit
>"If he attacks don't be afraid to fight back"
>Nobody understands what the fuck is going on
>Everybody goes to work, but someone encounters his kid, and true to the caretakers word and the kid attacks
>Guy tries to fend him off without assaulting the clients kid
>Caretaker runs in and carts son away
>Later as everyone moves to room to room they come to the dojo
>Caretaker is in there with son
>Caretaker is making out with him and jerking him off
>Everybody just leaves that room alone
That's really the whole story, although later in the day cops supposedly showed up and the caretaker tried to drive off with the son and rammed the gate of their community. I never got a good explanation for why that happened.

They're 12s? Dropped.

DUDE HE FLUSHED HIS GENES AND HERITAGE DOWN THE TOILET LOL

pfft kevin harts more and dad look more like kevin that kevin does

Tiffani Thiessen

Damn she's got some sexy long legs

haha althhough probably fake thats pretty funny. Wouldnt suprise me tho on how weird his son is that this happened.

Jane Mansfield and her daughter Mariska Hargitay. Yes, the lady from Law and Order: SVU.

How old is this son suppose to be in this story?

>banging arnolds swartzaniggers daughter
>feeling the long luscious legs
>getting really into it
>kissing gets intense
>her soft panting
>and pelvic thrusts turn you on
>about to cum with the force of a thousand suns
>she looks you in the eye
>she says
>get to the chopper

fuck i wish that was me

that went from 90s home movie shenanigans to something the fuck else in two greentext lines.

bravo

was the caretaker a dude?