Tfw we wil win the confed cup and the world cup

>tfw we wil win the confed cup and the world cup

feels good, lads

chile will wins both.

maybe

Too bad you lost the game that really mattered 80 years ago

>history started in 1933

the most dangerous game..,.,.,,.

Pure Aryan Blood will win it all

>we

kek

>U21 Euros
>Germany sends B-Team
>dominate the shit out of the highly praised Spanish side and win it

>Confed-Cup
>literally don't care about it and send another E-Team
>dominate it

never felt better to be German desu

>win trophies no one cares about
>lose euro

>best country's player is Croatian

Dansby Swanson is Croatian?

If it's not Sweden, best be Germany
Meine Freunde

>Dansby Swanson
Who?

>will wins
Amazing english you got there, 7-1kun.

Go get em, Uncle Fritz
Do you think we'll win a worldc up before 2030? I'd like to celebrate before i'm 40.

2018 looks good

>France
>Belgium
overrated meme squads

>Argentina
Sampaoli doesn't have enough time to set up a good team

>Chile
vulnerable defensively, been lucky in an average confed cup, no depth at all

>Italy
>Spain
doing ok as a team, quarter finals max, semi-final if lucky draw

>Brazil
>Portugal
unironically good teams, but they don't have the quality in every position

>anybody else
lel

Wouldn't Draxler, Brandt and kimmich be Back team though? Realistically

I would think Ter stegen would be about 3rd choice German keeper

I meant b-team, got auto corrected

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Zorbing?

We could, but Löw will blunder and continue to field stupid meme players like Müller or Özil.

mfw it is best to cut old flesh and burn these two listed niggers

>Sampaoli doesn't have enough time to set up a good team

He has a half year of qualifiers and full year of friendlies. He could call everyone from the last world cup minus Zabaleta and he'd make the quarters easy. The only problem on that team for nearly 10 years now has been Higuain.

you're getting the cheeky finger LAD

Tomorrow pic related will be repeated on you're player's banter hole

>tomorrow
Paco, please

you know that the confederation cup is cursed, do you?
Whoever won it did not won the WC next year

there's always a first time

4-0, Chile.

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Srsly tho. I know yuros are used to get things up their asses FOR FUN, but when it comes to futbol, are they prepare to handle the cheecky conmebol banter?

and a european team has never won a world cup in south america


......oh wait

I didn't know zorbing existed.

Holy fuck. It looks awesome. I wanna zorb someday.

Fucking Müller he better start delivering on 2018 again or he is finished

I love being German lads

most not have been a important game if a German was able to rule your country for over three decades afterwards

Feels great m8.. What part of Germany are you from lads? I'm from Die Niederlande, basically lower-germany at the coast

I live near an Aldi

>I'm from Die Niederlande

i think you mean Holland, freund

Lidl >> Aldi

wrong

Just a reminder that the reigning champions always manage to meme themselves at the WC.

Germany is the only country that has never gone out at the group stage at the world cup

we made it to the quarter finals in 1994 and got meme'd by bulgaria though

That's why we play our B team... so the curse doesn't affect our A team next year.

>lost the euros to the united villages of france al congo and it's token white twink
Embarrassing.

don't really care because the entire world lost lmao

better than losing the Euros to an injured Cristiano + 10 other guys

>portugal
>good

????? I don't get this meme

>that flag
>this entire post
>trophy no one cares about
>implying winning the Euro cup matters
I would suggest that you stop being so retarded, as hard as that might be for you, you fat piece of shit

how can a country win 2 tournaments in one summer and have all their best players sitting at home? is the rest of the world even trying?

>you're
Learn English you illiterate monkey

But thats the correct way to use it. How about you stop being a fucking mongoloid and YOU learn to spell. Fucking retard. Youre probably southern.

Why are us americans so fucking stupid?

BASED
A
S
E
D

I don't give a shit about the ConfeCup desu.

>Germany
>4 stars

You only have one. Other ones don't count since they were won by a fake country.

I was about to use "your" but "you're" has more meme points to it

*blocks your path*

who's the sexiest german player at the moment?

you're right(ful German clay)

All FRG (DFB)
>Lithuanian education

Rüdiger

>tfw germans will NEVER EVER get Memel and Königsberg back

I don't care if it had the same federation or not, West Germany does not exist anymore and their stars are null like Berlin Wall.

t.Merkel

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