THIS TRIGGERS THE AMERIBURGER

FEELS GOOD BEING FREE

I'M FUCKING THIS BEAUTY IN A COUPLE OF HOURS FOR JUST A HUNDRED BUCKS

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enjoy your aids faggot

A Brazilian not fucking a trap? Are you a tourist or something?

wow STDs cost a hundred bucks now?

Meh.

>You’ll enjoy: Sex Between Breasts, Anal Sex, (Greek), BDSM, Fetish, Bondage, Kamasutra, Fisting, French Kissing, 69, Cum On Face (CIF), Cum In Mouth (CIM), Oral Without Condom, Deep-throat, Role-play, Striptease, Erotic Massage, Sexy Toys, Handjob and Girlfriend Experience (GFE).
>(Greek)
What did she mean by this?

is it true that all the jews in Hueland have tree related names?

How many presidents have you gone through since you woke up this morning hue hue?

HELLO EXTREME GENTLEMEN

Nice

Wow, Nice

They don't have condoms in the US?

>you will enjoy
>fisting

OP RUN AWAY

Nice one bro.

I always feel like escorts will never act as sexy or intimate in real life as they appear in photographs.

>prostitute
>69

mfw

You are using that meme wrong

Very nice

>You’ll enjoy: (Greek)

No thanks, their yogurt is gross

Nice one

ive got a subdermal mite infection on mah dick

ive had it about 2 weeks
its getting better with treatment

let me tell you
there is no pussy worth any std.

i can't imagine having sores and pus come out of my dick and balls

this itching is bad enough
im so happy that it will go away with basic cheap treatment

can you imagine having like sores and shit and stuff infects your mind and you go insane and lose your mind

i mean you could eat pizza and shitpost
or you could spend your days wondering why your dick is burning and dying and in massive pain

fuck stds
no hookers for me

someone call the number and warn the grill some monkey is planing to give her aids

Greek means "greek kiss", that is kissing your asshole, I'm not into that shit though

Niceeee

Context?

surprised the shit out of him

>being proud you are putting your dick where 100s of other men have been and came in
Uhhh

you owe her money

they make the guy wear a condom guys. so no aids

Judging by the way you spell and your location I'm inclined to assume you to be a nigger.

Nice

>>(Greek)
it means just lying around all lazy'n'shit

You can fuck better in Ukraine for 50 dollars.

Wow nice

enjoy your surprise penis faggpt

Nice one bro

for her submarine degree, of course

geezus fuck some humans disgust the shit out of me. he probably deserved it doe

...

ENJOY SEX BETWEEN BREASTS

Our K selected Northern European brains keep us from being impulsive enough to risk our future comfort (or even life) for a few hours of mindless degeneracy.

But hey, nobody's stopping you my Latin friend. It's probably the closest you'll ever get to having a Whitish girlfriend

>tfw have a gf

>(greek)

>What did she mean by this?
Greek is anal sex you fagets. Greek girls are famous for being orthodox and, as the sayint goes, they prefer to take it up the arse to retain virginity.

Every punter website uses "greek" as a polite word for anal.

>Bondage
Tie you up to steal all your money

thinking about going and fucking this chick later
>tfw no attractive escorts in my area

didn't realize zambia was in northern europe

No, mate. First, she says Anal Sex right before that. Second, it's a Greek kiss, thatcis, kissing the male asshole.

>Cum On Face (CIF), Cum In Mouth (CIM), Oral Without Condom, Deep-throat
>French Kissing

Enjoy, Pablo.