Mummy 2017

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It's one of those movies that comes out and everyone will forget about it in a week.

how tall is this girl

i mean, really

I am more excited to see CIA's wife

No ass.

>she

>Krager

LITERALLY WHAT IS HOLLYWOODS OBSESSION WITH CASTING WOMEN WITH MANJAWS ALL THE TIME

my bad, here you go nigger

I prefer them to skinny flatchests

jaws have nothing to do with thiccness or boobs, moron

how does that even happen

You have to be 18 to post here. I'm actually autistic and even I can look at that without knowing the context and assume she has some kind of medical condition.

too many crabby patties

She's 5'5"

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It will probably save as much kino as Dracula Untold

The perspective and camera lens makes her look short but shes actually taller than those crew members.

She literally looks like that in the trailer, they haven't added effects or anything.

Cruise first flop this century?

>first

I thought Mummies were supposed to be skinny.

its supernatural.

>Cruise first flop this century?

Have you seen Edge of Tomorrow's numbers?

thx i am now gay

The thumbnail makes it look like she's wearing really tight ACUs

>now

>I thought Mummies were supposed to be skinny.
Of course they are meant to be skinny. Not to mention that she is a couple thousand years old so no way would she be gaining weight when lying in a coffin for so long.

The good news is that she doesn't look too CGI'd over in the teaser trailer. I hope she continues to stay like that because you never know when a studio decides to completely make something digital

>COUGH! THE THING!

wow, thank you captain obvious...

It's hard to fully judge at this point (since things can change from the trailer to the final film version) but so far she fully looks practical.

Anyone able to work out what is written on her forehead?

Ancient language?

>Babylonians
>Akkadians
>Mesopotamians
>mummies or corpse preservation in general

Does not compute, what kind of historical bullshit did they cough up this time around?

Hebrew

>Hebrew
Wait what? An Iraqi Mummy with Hebrew writing?

"Mummified"

will /ourguy/ have a cameo appearance in it?

As long as this Mummy is like the 1999 one where he has to eat people to regenerate or his skin starts to rot, then I will love this.

The jew is insidious

Nope. If you want a good Brendan Fraser flick then watch Stand off.

in all Tom Cruise movies will see all anorexic female cast

>Tom Cruise's character is an ex-Navy Seal
>cue in modern warfare shenanigans against Babylonian ancient magicks
>Everyone will be saved by ISIS: The movie

I'm a little disgusted but my dick is diamond...
Wtf is wrong with me ?!

I am just trying to work it out in a common sense..

So History teaches that Ancient Iraq is like the very first place where humans began, then wherever Moses' people came from and then Ancient Egypt (Moses was enslaved, revolted and stole some of the commandments and claimed that it was his Jewish God that gave them the commandments).

If you actually study history: you will know that the Jewish commandments are originally Egyptian.

So I guess it makes sense with them having an Iraqi Mummy in this and connecting it to Ancient Egypt or Judaism.

Wait if Cruise's character is ex-Navy Seal, will we get to see him shoot Mummies like Brendan Fraser's character?

Cruise looks to be weaponless throughout :(

Well that's what happened in the Mummy Returns

Way better than being saved by some terrible CGI Yetis.

The director of Tomb of the Dragon Emperor must have been out of his freakin mind. Worst scene in the movie.

>This Yeti pointing like a human and giving the other Yeti's commands
OMG

Banehotep?

>If I put this ring on your finger, will you stay married to me?

Will we get an awesome fight scene between Tom Cruise and Sofia Boutella like Brendan did with Jet Li? Best scene in Tomb (even though it lasted literally a minute).

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it would be extremely faithful...

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yeah its urban camo mummy amurkeh will send to destroy isis. someone shoop an M4 on her

you're nice guy

There is a leaked script all over the intrawebs that confirms that Cruise's character was an ex-Seal who murdered all of his friends after encountering the tomb because of ancient magic.

how did mummy anticipate isis?

Wait a minute... was mummy a woman wtf

>for you starts playing

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>ancient Egypt
>Isis

yeah quite a stretch

The mummy in this movie is Iraqi/Babylonian royalty.

>post yfw everyone is forced to admit that this is total shit with none of the charme of the brenbren movies, and that pic related is the true spiritual successor of egyptian funkino

[paaaarp]

>"The Mummy"
>not even Egyptian

yeah that worked out juuust great in the Mummy 3

Mummy 3 triggered Chinks so its awwright

Yo is that Obrien? And does he suffer?

>too many crabby patties

I thought that flick was pretty damn fun

well thanks for not spoiling tagging it you faggit.

Let us hope that my mind forgets this in 6 months time

neat

full vid?
that's that cute chick. fuck what's her name!!!?

It's actually genetics this time. She has some rare disorder that involves fat storage.

she's making tons of money selling vids and pics
but no porn

>implying this is sexier than ankhesenamun
>implying tom cruise can replace brendan

Sofia a cute.

>he doesn't know about the Mummies of Guanajuato

She is, user!

Seriously though. Can you imagine if she lost weight?

That's not a fucking disorder, that's a blessing. As long as you aren't a fucking cow you basically get to have an extremely skinny waist and abs while storing ALL of your fat in a thick ass and legs.

It'd be like a genetic "disorder" that made a man grow twice as much muscle in his arms, chest, and shoulders.

She is, but
she's skinny

When did an ancient egyptian order turn into muslims?

what's funny is how well she's taking it.
she's even posted up that she works out to keep her stomach flat

good for her that there are guys/gals out there that are willing to spend money on her vids/pics

You faggots moan about this movie, but I didn't see any of you posers supporting Brendan when Tomb of the Dragon Emperor came out.

>from the people who brought you the Star Trek reboots
I'll pass

Why do you call movie a kino?

It will be.

You should ask how the Medji became Arab since they are an all Nubian (Ancient Egyptian politically correct term for nigger) faction.

OH MY GOD!

>knowing the plot of a movie beforehand ruins the movie
you sound like you have a vagina and not in a good way