CHRISTCUCKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

So let me get this straight: Mary claimed to have been impregnated by gOD and that she was still a virgin. Joseph not only believed this obvious load of shit but then raised the child?? Christfags explain yourselves. How does it feel knowing that your entire religion is based on cuckoldry??? Lmao!

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Women were able to keep their hymens intact back then so I guess that was the proof.

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Fuck you heathen. Get back to your mud hut

you sound a little crispy there bud

DELETE THIS

Christ is my safe space!

Do you even know the significance of the virgin birth?

Christ is my LORD AND SAVIOR through HIM all is possible.

It's just like that episode of House, a load of shit he told that poor bastard to get the degenerate coalburning woman off the hook. Fucking cuck.

Read the first few chapters of Matthew

This is blasphemy though :(

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Read the first few chapters of this

No if Jesus was born by the seed of Joseph, he would have been bound by original sin, hence could not have been the atoning sacrifice,

>Joseph not only believed this obvious load of shit but then raised the child?? Christfags explain yourselves
He was going to divorce her until he had a vision from God.

>Doesn't understand the concept of supernatural conception.
>Still uses biology to try to disprove something supernatural

Stupid questions, from simple minds

Sounds like when the man said his wife got pregnant from 3D porn.

because he wasnt 'born by the seed of joseph', mary cheated on him with a syrian immigrant and told joseph it was "god"

Because it's totally impossible for a fluid, say from a rimjob, to enter the holes in pic related :^)

Well numnutts, Joseph was going to divorce his wife, but an angel of the lord came to him and told him, otherwise he would have not tolerated it. Unless your using the Talmud as a source, you got nothing, and if you are, your days on the far right are over for using a forbidden Jew source

Evedence? Or GTFO

but he did tolerate it like a pathetic cuck

Even if you accept the story to be true, Joseph was still literally cucked by God. Never forget Christianity was and still is a Jewish invention. Were it not for the "kindness" of Christians, no one would be taking Muslim refugees and blacks probably would have been sent back to Africa.

finally someone with some sense. Pretty racist but youre on the right track

If your a pagan, you have no grounds to stand
If your an atheist, u have no grounds to stand

Which are you?

Yeah. Christianity is the result of the biggest wife's lie to her husband about getting fucked on the side.

Joseph is really dumb too lol. Literally believed his 12 year old wife Mary that she didn't fuck with anyone lol. Like of course she's going to tell that dumbas, she isn't going to say that she fucked with another person.

Baseless claim.
Not an argument.

Which did you make?

Read the beginning of Matthew, it's obvious he originally didn't

Your a panthiest, you can't even say that cucking is a bad thing ;)

>yfw some people still believe Jesuz was white

Stop rustlin my jimmies you heathens.

>slavs
>white

Gee in almost all of the churches I've gone to, we are the exact opposite of what you just said twords Islam

Read the Genesis Flood, God Has Spoken, The Bible in 24 Hours.

Go to Creation.com. Get educated and stop being a memetic troll.

Or he fucked her and didnt want to get in trouble...

Sure I can, and I don't even have to ask my imaginary friend first.

How can you say it is a bad thing when it's an integral part of your faith?

christianity is the cuckold religion, so it's no wonder the pope wants to bring millions of refugees to every white country.

bible tells you to love your enemies, so of course cuckstians love ISIS

jesus died for you, now you should die for him. Kys

Read Matthew five, marige is between one man and one woman, no Tyrone aloud. Divorce is restricted, queers are an abomination, so on that basis Christianity is anti cuck

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CHRISTIANITY IS LITERALLY A RESULT OF KEKOLDRY GONE TOO FAR

You seem to have never met an American fundamentalist before, we pretty much the entire US Military

>marige is between one man and one woman

No bull marries the bitch he's fucking. Just like that "god character" didn't marry Joseph's wife :^)

you're pretty much the biggest cucks there are

Hey it's the atheist who promote polyamory and cuckholdry

so what, if you don't repent and put your trust in Christ, you will be caste right into hell

You're not white, aren't you?

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apparently not friendo :^)

I'm a scottsman

>a SUPERNATURAL (i.e. not making sense by the physical laws of the universe) event couldn't have happened because it doesn't respect the physical laws of the universe

Ebin

Um I would say the SJWS and Marxists are Atheist, so yeah you guys are

A FUCKING LEAF

They speak English in Scotland, so I doubt that.

See, my guess is that you're some spic that crawled over the US border and now you think you can earn your stay by going overboard with your Christcuckery, because that's the only aspect of supericial "white" culture you can and are allowed to connect to.

>my argument presupposes that there is no supernatural, so yours is stupid because it leaves the possibility open XDDD

>>>r/atheism

>superficial

I speak American English, that's why. Your Austrian English is a different styles

>>>/toronto/

fucking treudau worshipping faggot

The other Americans on this board can speak proper English unlike you, so I doubt that too.

Why don't you post your arm with a timestamp? Maybe you'd better fit in with the Muslims in Dearborn, who follow a religion that's just as true as yours :^)

Fuck off newfag, go back to r eddit.

I've been here since april thank you very much

read the protoevangelium of james

Joseph had already had kids and was a widower, he was entrusted to take care of Mary, not have children with her

I did get a little tan from the beach, but I'm of Anglo, Scott, Germanic descent. I am on a phone and multitasking though,

I've been here since 2011, lurk more. You don't know how our memes work

so he was friendzoned? :^)

And you've never had a girlfriend

said the burger

Believing in something supernatural

He was a widower, already had children.

>I did get a little tan from the beach, but I'm of Anglo, Scott, Germanic descent.

Sure thing, Hernandez.

Why would any real white person choose to follow a religion that promises an eternity with shitskins that are soon becoming the majority in that little cuck club of yours? The answer is simple: They're either too introctrinated (either by you or other leftists) to care, or too stupid to understand.

Christianity is apart of politics, I'm sorry if this hurts your feelings:(

>Christianity is apart of politics
>apart

You're right, since the US is a secular country, Pablo.

I'm a member of the Alt Right fyi

Do you not know how hard it is to get into heaven? Take a teaspoon of salt, and add it to a bathtub of pepper; those grains of salt represent how many make it to haven whereas the pepper represents those who go to hell.

But Christians vote on their morals
Mine come from God ;)

it's a mushroom cult in disguise do some research

youtube.com/watch?v=mOu9tV6uy2E

Joseph was the biggest cuck in history. How can humanity even compete?

You have just lost all credibility of any biblical scholarship. You are the dumbest person on this thread. Congrats :)

The whole pagan pantheon is loaded with cucking and bastard children

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When Gabriel visited the virgin Mary she wasn't married to Jospeh, just engaged and they lived in separate houses.
No cuckholding because no realtionship.

I like how you HAD to add that reddit tier emoticon on your brown arm, Jose.

>[making up stuff intensifies]

>;)

Can you stop with that cancer? It's embarrassingly obvious that you're from /r/christian or some shit.

A FUCKING LEAF

Oh? what dead language scholar's translation of the dead sea scrolls do you go with?

Wow I didn't even think about that

sorry I should have wrote world renowned scholar

this is fucking gross
I wish I was gay

>Impregnated by "God"
>This cuck believed whatever the woman tells him

He was told by angels what happened, he would have divorced her if not. He was waiting to do it quietly because he did not want people to stone her to death, and then he was told what happened

The Dead Sea scrolls is OT no New Testament scrolls.

I'm white, show yourself Achmed

>He was waiting to do it quietly because he did not want people to stone her to death

Can Joseph get any more cucked?

This cuck was in so much denial that he started hallucinating angels telling him his wife didn't cheat on him?
pathetic

Less tan here, should I show you my Arian tail

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Atleast he wasn't Dutch though

and inference are drawn from it

You have a lot of faith to believe that, do you subscribe to the mithracult as well