What did she meme by this?

What did she meme by this?

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I dunno about other guys, but that's a terrible idea for me. I feel like my energy gets literally drained after cumming.

Well you do lose test

It's definitely not ideal for guys.

yeah but being aroused...i swear to god weight lifting is 5x easier when you have a cutie with you, your body is just like yeah i got that shit

we wuz mia kangz n shieet

key phrase "being aroused". after cumming you literally lose all sense of purpose

From a qigong perspective, this is actually true. Sex drive is seen as an invisible creative force. You can harness it with a purpose. If you blow your load, your sex force goes out with it. It's fine if your purpose is for moment of pleasure, but it's certainly a waste otherwise.

where do I sign up

From a biology standpoint the primary function of any organism is to procreate. When you cum that function has supposed to have been fulfilled so your brain tells your body to go into sleep mode to rest until you can do it again.

Why do you think Olympic athletes have their orgies AFTER their events? Can't lose all your virility before a competition.

It seems like it could work for women.

>First name
>Mia

Into the trash

I heard male athletes don't do it before games because it makes you jelly legged. Not even masturbating.

I think she wants my dick lads

So do I statsy

bet you want her dick too hey statscunt

that's because your body goes into instinctual mode for impressing the opposite sex as a potential m8. i know i sound like a mega virgin just typing that but that is what your biological history is supposed to be telling

This is how Mike Tyson lost against Buster Douglas. Fuckd 2 Japanese maids before the fight.

>people in this thread talking about how having a wank after or before their LoL sessions affect their performance

SHE WUZ KANG AND SHIIIEEEET

mythbusters did this shit, men holding their hand in ice vs men doing it while women watching

can't remember the outcome though

>implying any of this actually happens. ever.

I mean it's pretty common knowledge if you play sports in general. Sex the night before, sure, but not right before a competition.

It be applied only woman, but not a man. Having sex before the game is mean you want to lose games.

>beauty

What if she were ugly? This article would not be written?

>beauty
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for girls its very different. We feel energetic after an orgasm. Imagine when you have to poop and you cant walk/eat/drink because all your energy is being drained by the fact that you want to poop? its kinda the same for us to have sex, we feel super vital afterwards

>mma beauty
>diarrhea colored skin

>MMA """""""""""""""""""""""beauty""""""""""""""""""""""

>not being able to go multiple rounds
Typically if you have high test, you get one quick fuck in and then go perform while aroused.

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Rhonda started loosing when it got serious with Travis....

i already have an bf & gf sorry

>beauty
Can we stop saying everything is beautiful and start normalizing ugliness? She's beautiful on a "for an athlete" scale.

Orgies may not happen that much but the Olympic village is a fuck fest, they give out free condoms to all the athletes too, in the last Olympics there were those two female divers that hated each other because one of them was shagging a guy in their room and locked the other girl out.

>implying implications

Here is the story

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/16/brazilian-diver-falls-out-with-team-mate-by-bringing-canoeist-ba/

tranny's don't count as girls

>tiring yourself out before a fight

I'm sure the website was happy to post tits on the cover, but maybe cover a smart person instead.

>WE

Is this the same Spaniard that looked at his sister and mother's vagina?

for women maybe, because they absorb the test from the cum

you should jack off or have sex sometime, it doesn't. don't know where this meme comes from aside from virgins

I would wager it comes from America as a way to stop kids from masturbating because it will make your hands hairy and eyes fall out like in those cheesy PSA videos from the 50's.

Ah, these people are perverse degenerates. So surprising!
They probably march in the STD pride parade as well

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maybe if you just lay there

Thing i save on my pc

>there were those two female divers

nice """orgies""" you got there

>she
It seems like she smelled her dad's dick too.

>the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells

I did not say it was an orgy, just that there's a lot of sex at the Olympic village, in Brasil they gave out around 500,000 condoms to the athletes. I would not be surprised if there were orgies though.

You don't have to search that hard to find accounts of it from former Olympians.

espn.co.uk/olympics/summer/2012/story/_/id/8133052/athletes-spill-details-dirty-secrets-olympic-village-espn-magazine

c-can I help you train?

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>some
>many
>at least 70-75%
>if you ask the right people you get the answers
>they say
>I won't tell any names but...

nice details you got there faggot.

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based ali said he never came before a fight

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my absolute favourite though is

>the only thing you lack is privacy

Yet the only thing that is proven is that there have been given away 500.000 condoms.

After they are done with their event and people doing non-athletic events only though

Girls poop?

This man doesn't believe in the "no fap" meme and only has one loss.

for men it's draining. for women it's invigorating. they're literal semen demons sucking your gainz away.

>BLUE jays
>wearing RED costumes

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If you're not going to roid the fastest way to gain muscle as a woman is to get pregnant over and over and over and get tons of abortions. I'm not joking google it.

WUZ

its completely common to abstain from sex leading up to big events

the greatest sprinter of all time and most over sexed human being to ever live mario cipollini would abstain from sex and put porno pictures all over the top tube of his bike in grand tours to increase aggression

Lol dude stop you'd fucking stare if you saw her at the mall.

Well if you spent 2 weeks in the Olympic village and shagged a whole bunch of people, would you then name and shame them? It would not be nice to go to a journalist years later and say "Oh yeah me and the rest of the bobsled team fucked Mrs. Smith the gold medal figure skater, she took 5 dicks at once". It would probably destroy her family life and get you shunned by the Olympic community.

>beauty

What did they mean by this?

>all these neckbeards pretending a sports illustrated model isn't a beauty

>MMA beauty
Pic unrelated?

>It would probably destroy her family life and get you shunned by the Olympic community.

Right. Because people never did things like that for attention whoring.

Spanish civil war fucking when?

Can confirm. Years ago before a hockey game my gf insisted and my legs were fucked on the ice. Ending up getting a shutout but wouldnt recommend.

>for girls its very different

no it's not. Stop with this "let me tell you about my people" shit. You are reinforcing sexist modes of thinking.

>beauty
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yes, pretty common knowledge. have you ever applied it yourself though?

High School Varsity soccer, semifinal. Fucked this girl over and over the day before, came like three times. Went to sleep at a decent time. Wasn't exhausted the next day. Felt good. Game time came around, I still felt good. Until I had to fucking sprint a few minutes in and I realized my kidneys or something were completely devoid of adrenaline. I might as well have been jogging out there. Muscle wise I was fine but I was missing some intensity. After 70 minutes I could feel that spot above my kindeys straining to pump adrenaline out. Coach took my out soon after told me he was disappointed in me for not trying out there. We won luckily and I had a chance to redeem myself, but I never fucked or masturbated the day before ever again.

>lying on the internet

You realise that you can sue somebody for naming you and revealing your sexual deeds to the public without your consent right? Most Olympians aren't millionaires so aren't going to risk it.

My cat does the same thing after he poops. He start to run around the house and up and down the stairs

You owe us a proper explanation

>Most Olympians aren't millionaires so aren't going to risk it.

And? So isn't a favela hooker, yet this didn't stop her from telling everyone that she fucked Bolt. What's your point anyways?

Believe what you want the whole story is one big fat lie to raise attention of the Olympics among tabloid readers, people who otherwise would show no interest in this entire event.
And those "insiders" who "confirm" this are washed up attention whores who just play the game to keep a foot in business.

besides pregnancy, period side-effects, multiple orgasms and some specific changes during old age, women are just like men.

>he can't have multiple orgasms

lmao

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shut the fuck up

This is wrong.
You're actually getting MORE frustrated.
Because one orgasm is not the end of arousal for a female. So having one orgasm "energizes" you like getting hard energizes a man.

In order to feel satiated and want to roll over and go to sleep you must have multiple orgasms. Only then will you feel what men feel when they cum once or twice.

Sleep with a man who can get you off as many times as you can handle and you will not feel "energetic" afterwards. You will feel like you're ready to die in peace.

this is just sluts trying to justify being a slut.

How does he know this shit?

Very open family

My gf gets really sleepy and loses her energy after just one, by the third or so one she just rolls over and dies lol
That's the trick with women, you're so individiual you never know what you will get

can confirm. some girls are far worse than guys. i would never believe it was me who had to beg for coudles afterwards.