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>United
>states
>of
>America

Does it really surprise you that the rest of the world is laughing at you?

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>Can't even fit through a door

....how did she get in?

Are you still considered a Britbong?

>Denmark

Considering how irrelevant your country is, I'd be grasping for straws too

hey are there any women on the isle of man or just trannies?

Oh hey yurocuck, I couldn't hear you. I suggest next time you take Moohamed's dick out of your mouth before you speak up.

>implying she wasn't born in the store
>implying she didn't eat off expired cereal her whole life
>implying she wasn't the person hiding in the fridge downing the milk
>implying

It's a restaurant.

She was thin when she arrived.

>isle of man

but how did she get in?

Yeah there is women.
Trannies are massively frowned upon here...

Would it surprise you no one cared

Too much freedom. I bet that door was made by the king of England.

How fucking pathetic is it that nation of fucking obese autists can boss around your entire continent and dictate all of your entertainment and cultural norms? Sad!

Where shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning, or in rain? When the hurlyburly 's done, when the battle 's lost and won

For all the anons that asked how she got it, a lot of supermarkets in the US have a double door entryway and a single door exit.

>Eurocucks thinking that all Americans are like that

we may be fat but at least we aren't being raped by refugees

boss around lel delusional mercia

this is her now

I hear a lot of such cases out of Copenhagen all the time.

Pretty depressing tbqh since Denmark is probably the most based of the Scandinavian countries.

So what SSRI are you on Danebro?

Same as the one everyone you know is on, or?

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>this is considered anorexic in the US

Even the reason you are typing in English is because of America! How owned are you?

thats rich coming from jose jamal goldbergstein

Hate speak, reported to EU.

>I'm enter the standard American language into an American device using American equipment on an American image board, I-i'm not completely fucking owned and BTFO!!!

This is why everyone hates Euros, you people talk like fags

But you're being raped by Mexicans instead.

And China's killing you on trade.

...

Wait 30 years and we all be posting in CuatroChan.

It's because England, stupid fatard.

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But Sir Union Jack, London is shariah-controlled, no?

>the education of this Zika monkey

surprised you're even capable of learning english desu

and the only reason you exist as a nation is because of europe, you absolute retard

No, it will be 4شان

Can't we all just get along?

Ah the new generation of amerilards, what a time to be alive.

>because of england
lol!

I love my britbongers, I'm half British myself, but in the post 1945 world order, Pax Americana, we're calling the shots on this planet.

Literally all the technology and culture you consume is American! Very sad!

>inb4 b-b-b-ut Britain invented HTML desu :( :( :(

>American language
I'm sorry, what?

And the internet and personal computer are British inventions too. How the fuck do you yanks remember to breath?

It's no use. May as well just die, nobody lives forever.

I lost every time

>I saw this kid

No.

That YT channel is literally morbid. How can a human being be proud of that? I remember that one guy also who kept eating "heart attack burgers" until he eventually died of a heart attack. Fucks sake.

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>Britain invented the computer

lol! He fell for it! You mean HTML, silly bonger.

Who was William Shockley? Do you even know what ARPANET was? (of course you don't. that's why you're delusional!)

Euros need to keep projecting against america.

murifags are always so easy to trigger

Internet is an American invention dipshit. You mean the WWW

ikr, who wouldn't fuck a pizza?

And you're not just saying that out of shame and/or denial?

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>Thinks he controls anything
>Has to BEG his population to even have a vote for them to be sovereign over themselves as a nation

A-allah s-save the Queen!

A constant state of high blood pressure.

rare flag

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this made me laugh more than it should have

why don't you read my some poetry pizzanigger?

I once considered moving to Europe.

Now I'm glad I didn't.

and you invented the moon, and then invented the moon land

Yeah whatever dude

Dude same here, I was planning on studying abroad in Europe and possibly staying there but now that Europe is getting raped by refugees and terrorists, I'm so glad I live in USA

>really
>makes
>you
>think

implying any airplane could take your body weight

ITT:

No prizes for guessing which continent the top and bottom panel represent! Europe is Americas little fuckboy! A truly KEKED continent, KEKED by the American globalist order! Now getting KEKED by muhammad! Terrible!

that isnt normal... its on TV, meaning its a special about someone who is abnormally that large..... how fucking stupid are you euros.

I weigh 140 pounds at 5'11.

Figures the kids a beaner

I bet she gives mad head...
and swallows.

Yet you think Daily Mail reports are normal . ..and not just our sensationalist press???

Fucking Americoons.

>watching the electric degenerate channel
>complaining about the electric degenerate channel

did i fucking post a daily mail? fuck off euroscum.

>5'11
LOL maybe i should start bullying Americans with their low average height.

Didn't you know that's hate speech under EU law?

Be a law abiding goyim SSRIbro :^)

I'll call the fucking Sharia Bobbies on you faggot

>then invented the moon land....

I didn't know we invented the land on the moon


Kek

> implying that all Russians aren't named Ivan

What the fuck are you on about now nigger?

Fuck off fatty shitpants.

Actually, these threads are just too much fun! We literally can't help ourselves! Believe me, you have absolutely no idea the superiority complex that your average American feels over his European fuckboys!

We own you, we known it, you know it, and we know that you know it, despite your pathetic screeching attempts to the contrary! You would have to be literally delusional not to realize the truth! We know you Euros are stupid, but you aren't THAT stupid!

>implying your lanky ass can do anything vs muscle

There are no Sharia zones in London (at least not yet).

The debate about whether we allow the mussies to have Sharia is ongoing and no matter how cucked London is, no police officer is going to allow honor killings or open radical jihad on the streets of one of the largest cities in the world. Sweden and Germany don't have Sharia zones either in the sense that Syria has Sharia, because it is not approved by any Western civilisation and will never be approved by a Western civilisation. Sweden has no-go zones, which are put in place for the safety of non-Muslims. The creation of no-go zones was an invention to cordon-off the mussies so that they would kill themselves without spreading further outwards.

I despise Muslims but use some fucking facts before you open your burgerhole.

Anything that makes you feel better after prepping the bull.

who called you ahmed, go back to lolite threads

notice thats a nigger? white americans who aren't trailer trash dont shop at walmart you moron

stay mad, eurotrash.

>We own you, we known it,

Who owns your Federal Reserve . . .Hint: Not America.

All our fighter jets do just fine with thier pilots on these aircraft carriers...


Where's yours?

lol you're not even white Giovanni

How is this hatespeech? hate speech is only against people of colour unless you are implying that the US is not a white nation...
i think im starting to see where you are going pham.

99% of our population has never even thought of your countries

every time I mention a foreign country awkward silence ensues as just the mentioning of your nation has degraded the conversation

there is a good chance your culture revolves around american movies, music, and tv, while we couldn't give a shit about anything you put out

when a foreigner is present everyone treats him like the cute little animal he is for being so awkward and generally inferior

>aww what a cute little guy, mumbling something about how america needs to "join the rest of the world" on some stupid policy

residents of non-america amass to awkwardly squeal about how inferior america is, desperately trying to get its attention

it frankly doesn't give a shit and they all just keep jacking eachother off to how shit america is to them

their countries are burned to the ground by muslims but hey lol america sucks

and after you make them notice how easily they get triggered, they do and even more triggered post

>notice thats a nigger?

Not a Nigger . . not at Walmart.
Your corn syrup causes problems fatboy.

That's pretty impressive...

she'll suck your dick like a Ranch dressing bottle

>every time I mention a foreign country awkward silence ensues
Because they don't know where it is.

Americans don't have maps remember.

Why would we need any, you are LITERALLY protecting us for free.
pretty epic being made fun of on a national level daily and still being KEKED enough to protect us.

>we're too much a bitch pussy to protect ourselves lol you cuck xD

???

rare