Amy Schumer

Meet the new Barbie everyone!

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is plugging her earphones into her belly button one of her epic jokes

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her humor is 2 deep 4 u m8

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Truly a Barbie-esque figure
They could not have cast a more fitting actress

someone post that one meme
>I did sex with a man

Why Amy Schumer will be the most perfect (imperfect) Barbie ever

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She looks like miss piggy

None of you go to the gym tho.

so brave and progressive #ImWithHer

What this is a real thing?

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I could see something like this at wal mart for free, I am not going to pay good money to see this ugly bitch

I'm sure Zac Effron or maybe some pro soccer player will play Ken

my vagina

Isn't Barbie supposed to be beautiful?

She was pretty 10 years ago

Of course Ken will be some 10/10 hunk. It's all part of the delusion.

She was average at best before she bulked

same here #oinkoink

When is she moving to Canada?

I'd put my semen in her

Didn't think it was possible to make a movie that will be more satisfying to see flop than Ghostbusters

her face still looks like miss piggy

Read the fucking info, she isn't playing Barbie.

'I'm here for the role of barbie'

Can't wait to lose it every time Barbie mentions her vagina.

Fuck the Washington Post. As someone who was a fan of legacy media for a long time, this piece of shit paper is the worst. It's chalk full of useless opinions from morons who live in a bubble. Purge the whole fucking paper.

I don't understand why trannies would go on second life to play trannies

why wouldn't you go on second life to play an actual woman? Isn't that like your goal?

th-THICC

it's not trans people that do it
it's closeted guys who are too insecure to be gay or crossdressers who only like the dressy parts of womanhood

though there are a few pathetic thinskinned losers who get triggered if they're reminded they're born a guy so they sperg the fuck out and can only pretend to be trans for some reason

t. degenerate, mentally-ill roleplayer

Yeah, or the lesbians that like butch dykes

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kek'd

what do y'all think, is that wine in the cup, or Starbucks Vanilla Bean Crème Frappuccino® Blended Crème?

>miss piggy
She looks like image related.

Moar like Boarbie

I want to fuck her

I actually think chubby chicks are hot.

her body isn't the problem, it's her face which makes me wanna punch her

Chub is hot, but her face is awful and her weight isn't distributed well, also shes a fucking cunt.

>Article starts with "ATTENTION FEMINISTS!"
How is this journalism? Does the write think they're so clever to start of an article announcing who it's being written for?

Her face imo is a solid 6, and I think her weight is distributed fine. But she is a cunt, can't argue with that. Would still rage fuck her tho.

>Fat fuck
>0 lips
This is what pisses me off the most

>no tits and ass
It's like the best parts of fucking a fat chick are lost.

Sony is literally the worst company in movie history.

>fat fuck
>no ass

But Uncharted and the Last of Us were kino.

my god

But if Barbie doesnt have a vagine what will Amy Schumer joke about?

is that a tampon string?

>those low standards

Why do you guys talk about her so much if you hate her?

Can someone come to my house and kill me?

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