I got my MAGA hat signed and I shook his hand As me Anything!
Shook God Emperor's hand AMA
How does your hand feel after touching greatness?
8 years of good fortune will come to you. But only if you say MAGA.
Is that his signature or a richter scale measurement
Are you going to masturbate now so you can say Trump gave you a hand job?
Did he give a firm handshake?
Was it firm. Did he shake your hand a made it a firm shake, said what's up user and then break.
Bahahahaha what the fuck is that you're trying to pass for a "signature"?
i hope you put your hat in a safe place....it'd be a shame if someone ripped it off or fucked with it
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>I shook his hand
Did it give you any visions when you touched?
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On a scale of one to ten how much did the skin on your hand glow after the handshake?
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Kek
This
What did the future look like?
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Was great Handshake. Hank Hill would approve.
I hid it from the Protesters. This was Tampa. Florida police don't fuck around.
No but I now understand what preteen girls feel when meeting JB
Skin did not glow but ^^^
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No its a totally legit signature from him look up "Trump hat signed" he has a lazy signature but its real.
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What was it like... being in the Dark Lord's presence?
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Exhilarating
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I'm with her
You'd figure someone who likes putting his name on everything would do better than that.
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>that signature
Confirmed for not giving a fuck.
Have a wank with the hand that shook Trumps.
i live in Tampa and was thinking of going but was too tired was there a dindu brigade there?
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But you figure how much he has to sign shit. People who sign a lot of stuff tend to have sloppy signatures.
Unless they develop a signature signature.
in what language was this signed?
What is wrong with you?
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No Pitiful performance by the bernouts. I originally went to see the protesters but was disappointed.
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Probably a good sign that Florida will be red if they are lazy as fuck.
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>not getting an
>indirect handljob~ *lewd*
>from the gawd emper0r
ISHYGDDT
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Yeah but at least start with a big T or something. It's literally just up and down nothing.
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Is your hand bigger than Emperor Trump's?
Anyway, you have very nice hands, OP.
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You better not wash that hand and crank out a load..
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PRAISE KEK
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Is the gay contagious or did you wear a rubber?
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Thanks, No but he had very soft hands. Probably from fingering Melania so much.
What?
>What is wrong with you?
This
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>That signature
Literally looks like somebody tested to see if their pen was working on your hat
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is that really his fucking signature?
I'm going NYC next week. Where do I buy one of those hats? I know they sell them online for Americans, but can you get them at Trump tower or something?
Signed Trump hats sell for a lot on ebay.
Nice OP! I'm going Tuesday.
How early did you have to get there beforehand? Was it difficult to make your way to Trump to get your MAGA hat signed?
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Kill yourself
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See
Not really, more like superstitious.
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Tumpish
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I don't need fortune. I need a President Trump.
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>I don't know how to greentext
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They have them at Trump Tower
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you fucking low energy cuck you can't even make a god damn image.
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MAGA.