WHY don't all the Mexican countries combine their teams into one mega team to take over the world?

WHY don't all the Mexican countries combine their teams into one mega team to take over the world?

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> Mexican countries

so USA

Because if they did that there would be NO MEXICANS.

There would possibly, unironically be One American but no Mexicans.

So basically Mexico and USA?

We don't speak Spic nor have a soccer culture unlike Mexico

Mexicans are also way better than us

germany c team would still beat latin america+brazil all stars

> Says the chicano

>unironically having cities where the majority of the population has the spanish as first language

hehe nothing personal bro

New York? Chicago?

>I. Muhammad

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*cof* *cof* Miami *cof* *cof*

wew, we'd actually have to bring one or two players from our actual team to win the confed cup then

Best Germany ever vs. Worst Argentina ever
0-0 after 90 minutes

Germany U-20 vs. Best Chile Ever
1-0 after 90 minutes

USA, México and who else would be in this?

we still lost lol

Isn't Chicharito still good?

uruguay paraguay and argentina should be one single country
peru with bolivia and chile another one
and the last one would be colombia with venezuela and ecuador maybe
ecuador could go with peru too

WHY don't all the American countries combine their teams into one mega team to take over the world?

should have thought about that 200 years ago f a m

>Chicharito
>Still Good

Considering he can't score Open nets, I don't think so.

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oh... so strong.

Why arnt suriname and guyana included

Rightful EU clay

I feel like this map is missing a country

Someone did
The name was conde de aranda he wanted to send a prince to each region and make it separated kingdoms and make the spanish king emperor
With a king living in there all the problems could be solved fast and each region could have a nationalism not entirely separated from spain like you have now.
He predicted that without doing this, the USA would eventually control all american politics
He said that right after the 13 colonies became independent
He only wanted to keep cuba and puerto rico for Spain, to make them trade hubs with the other spanish american kingdoms and have a common defence strategy but with different armies and gobernors and all
They didn't listen to him unfortunately

You mean an MLS super team?

But only retired players play there!

Coach: Jose Mourinho
Formation: 4-3-5-8

-----------------Neymar - Messi - Suarez - Sanchez-----------------------
-------------------------Di Maria - Vidal - Vela-----------------------------------
--------Cuadrado - Rodriguez - Aranguiz - Pastore - Coutinho----------
Marcelo - Layun - Luiz - Medel - Isla - Silva - Villanueva - Mascherano
-----------------------------------Romero------------------------------------------

how would this team fare against todays confed cup winners?

you cant see Australia

Still loses against a cheeky ‘8 counter attack by Goretzka with HURENSOHN's assist.

Spicteam makes another 40 attemps but they all get memed by efficient German defence and luck.

They would win since Neymar beat a sub 20 Germany by himself

Latin America starting 11, go

México A team + Pulisic

off the top of my head
--------------Navas--------------
Otamendi--Thiago--Luiz--Marcelo
------Vidal-----Casemiro------who cares----
--------------------MSN-------------------

No Messi?

>mexican countries
>brazil
>not including California.

>Otamendi as RB/LB
Are u Osorio's disciple by any chance?

is this bait?

Like we are doing with your dystopian shithole of a country AND your white women?

>Mexican countries
lol

Wtf happens in that gray area?

I tried to go to one of those gray areas once, they denied my entry.

shit I meant zabaleta

Did you try to go there by boat?

FUCK how can we possibly beat THAT

Keylor
Caceres Godin Benitez Marcelo
Peñaranda Casemiro Vidal Neymar
Suarez Messi

442, no meme formation

>mexican countries
kek this is the most american thing I've read, gj user

> best Germany ever

???

>They didn't listen to him unfortunately
He was a masonic piece of shit that wanted to split the empire. After his plan failed the lodge of London recruited Miranda,Bolivar and the other monkeys. Stop falling for the masonic lies you imbecile.

THICC

That is not even better than Germany's team

would still lose to Germany ß