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Not just any chebs, Alicia's chebs
Excellent edition

bump

I must racemix

Why doesn't Alicia do babestation anymore

if you want a nice balance of socialism and capitalism, why not canada? admitedly since justin french mong took over it's gone pretty far left mental. but you can live on minimum wage there, housing is large and affordable, even on low income, 2 to 4 weeks state mandate paid holiday a year, healthcare for everyone, those who can afford pay varying bills, insurance covered by the state if you're below the poverty belt, no homeless problem, reasonable tax about 11 to 13% on what you buy). and you can have guns but everyone doesn't go around shooting everyone else!

america could really learn from canada. that being said, canadians are bad posters.

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Do NOT fuck with me.
Understood?

lads my anime bait thread on Sup Forums has really taken off in the last hour

quite proud of it

imagine being called Ray Smickser

feel tired lads

hmm me thinks a wank is in order

You know its funny...some of us will never ever find true love

>large and affordable
not in the cities sweetie x

love only last 3 years

wait whos the kansas guy
is that me?

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do you think maybe bill gates had to work to achieve all that money and success?
he did that all by himself, because capitalism rewards hard work, not sitting around starbucks calling for trumps assassination on twitter

amazing that these pair think posting new threads at 290 is the norm here

The saddest thing about americans (and some non-americans) is the 'temporarily embarassed millionaires' thing

just pathetic

canada prosperous for the same reason as australia, and Scandinavian countries . big country and natural resources for extremely small population

US and UK have a much greater challenge to feed and house their populations

if you're 'finneasendee' from kansas city then yes

In your country lads
Might get up to a bit of mischief

you mean like the rest of the world? capital cities, sure, nice apartments right in the center. the houses are generally large, though, and cheap.

sauce me up lad

>middle two
god lord my penis is rock hard

just called gchq on you

yes, literally.
>b-b-b-b-but what about all da workers that sat in a factory doing one unskilled task all day! he should be a billionaire too!!!!

He will win

white dress on the right really looks like a girl from where I work
weird

hope you get robbed by a black guy x

>3.04%
pissing

One day

maybe its overly cynical/paranoid
but sometimes i wonder if the reason every rare rags-to-riches story is obsessed about constantly by the media is to convince people theres a much higher chance of 'making it' in life than there really is and to keep them quiet

yknow?
like how lottery adverts always focus on 'THERES A WINNER EVERY 20 SECONDS!' and show lots of footage of winners to trick people into wasting their money

haven't you heard sweaty? Their housing market is about to crash, what little housing there is left will be bought up by chinks

VERY happy not to be in Canada rn

prefer natsocs 100x over ancraps and lolbertarians

My bait thread has literally prompted some assmad autist to create a crossboard thread complaining to Sup Forums which is now also racking up responses

Probably my best shitposting in awhile

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hnnng

yeah
like 4/5 of starting businesses will fail and close down
and rags to riches is mostly impossible, everyone knows to build a fortune you actually need a little bit of money first because you can't make money if you don't spend some first

link
im curious

that kot's sniffer must be going wild

Bill was at least a programmer of sorts once, more than you can say for Jorbs

I though I said your not welcome here, you best not be the yank that posted a new at 254 otherwise I'll rearrange your face to look like mashed potato mate

Hate Steve Jobs
Apathetic towards Tim Cook
Love Woz

simple as

steve jobs was literally just a ceo first and foremost. I always do a scream when people say he invented the iphone. wozniak did the rest

mmm

another one bites the dust

thoughts on the people's postcode lottery, lads?

gay shirt

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love inserting my penis into another man's digestive system

Ian Hislop PULVERISES into DUST a FASCIST bitch WOMAN mp LIVE on HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU! !!must watch!! (YOU'LL LOVE THIS VIDEO)

youtube.com/watch?v=3252FSW7OC4

the workers in the factory wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for him
talk about ungrateful

h-hi :3

always thought the postcode lottery was a euphemism for inequality

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new £10 looks horrific

Are you implying stealing from Xerox isn't a remarkable feat of ingenuity and achievement?

dunno desu

Ha you know on reddit they have a secret santa and once bill gates actually got involved. Do you know what the richest man in the world brought that person?

A donation in their name to some african village. What a liberty.

>Denmark
>big country
>natural resources

post the virgin walk

Bollocks have reported me to the police for domestic abuse, might use a yellow pages in the future, doesn't leave bruises.

yeh they should all be billionaires for their unskilled simple labor

mini trump

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why does he look like he is having a giggling fit

and the actual banknote is ok except for that ghastly quote on the bottomright that looks like a default Powerpoint textbox

thanks
its pretty good bait haha

youtube.com/watch?v=iOEnFW9bdys

Don't think they've thought this one through, way too big to be practical.

not that I disagree with you, but jobs was more of a leader and bill is more of a visionary/pioneer
nothing wrong with either, both types are needed to succeed

you arrive in a supposed western 1st world country

Absolute shambles

cant believe that man has the cojones to say that oncamera

ahaha

the bad weather makes it look bad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_Realm


But tbf I didn't say it was a single issue. many countries benefit from relationship with these fortunate countries as is the case with denmark in scandinavia. and europe has a core/ periphery problem because of its jagged and awkward geography so you benefit immensely from border with germany

weren't we going to put a nigger woman on our $20? vomiting at the thought of it

Need a tuga gf ASAP

those tennis players make awfully strange noises
*sits down in my chair and groans*

I read that in Sparta, to discourage materialism, they made heavy iron bars as coins that were uncomfortable to carry around and difficult to store

maybe its the same

>$

Mate.

*drops my two bollocks into your still open gob*

>I read

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and you still have a small population which makes admin and community building infinitely easier

*fumbles around and opens tub of Celebrations*

Aha... hm
*cracks knuckles*

*tips tub upside down*
*picks out all the Bounty and throws them out the window*

Much better yes

Come commie scum get your gun, come commie scum ya better run, come commie scum you were one and done

lol use this in your stand up routine

the working class is being instrumentalised either it is by the right wingers or the left wingers
most of them dont even care about that shite they go to work drink a pint and go home ad vitam æternam

*is standing outside your window with a tesco bag*
best 5p I ever spent

live here instead then

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still get that friday feeling even though i'm unemployed

dont mind this man very funny

>got sold on the brexit meme by a bunch of Americans and Europeans
>ohshittheyactuallyfellforit.jpeg
>currency spirals to 30 year low
>mfw I meme'd them so I can buy their goods at a cheaper price
>mfw May's election attempt failed and now there will be a soft brexit
>mfw nothing will change except that your currency is in the toilet

I'll put it in my sitcom

What song? cant find any info anywhere on google

right wingers like to pretend that they represent the working class. it's unbearable to hear them drone on about the "conservative working class" and act like they give a damn about the worker.

weird, I barely pay attention to what day it is

Getting my daily dose of Sargon and Molyneux, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=9LSdAXM-N3Y

Regressive leftists BTFO