daily reminder a cabal of elites are trying to create a totalitarian 1 world government to forcibly sterilize all of humanity in the name of saving nature and ending human suffering, while using medical technology to preside over the empty world for a millennium before they die to allow super-AI they created to exist as the sole legacy of the pestilence they see that is humanity
Nicholas Jackson
>when someone says awoo before you get to
Jacob Ross
>ywn cuddle john after going to a trump rally together
Asher Torres
uh oh ...
Luke Davis
EVERYONE DUMP YOUR AWOOS
Let's burn this bitch down!
James Price
Good. Fuck Donald Trump. I don't want Shillary to win, but I don't want to hear anything more about your chump leader >god emperor Fucking autism. I want him to lose just so I can watch you cry
Guys... I have some bad news... leave for bootxamp on trumps bday
I'm literally going to miss the convention being comfy with my polbros and the daily trump bantz... That means no more shitposting, fake shilling, or (you)s for months... I'm not sure I can take that risk...
POST OC, NEWS, LINKS, VIDS, AND TRUMP TALK! LET'S MAKE AMERICA (AND Sup Forums) GREAT AGAIN!
Ian Jenkins
>giving him (You)s
Zachary Martinez
Fuck will this guy cut his hair already? We don't need anymore traps.
Xavier Gutierrez
too bad for her the election isn't today
Andrew Diaz
shitty graph. Go home shill.
Charles Hernandez
YOUR FRIENDLY ANTI-HILLARY COPYPASTA.
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical -She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary -She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal -She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s -She lied about Benghazi -She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it -She lied about being broke after leaving the White House -She described blacks as being "super-predators" -She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager. -She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements -Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS -Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE -She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey -She voted for the Patriot Act twice -She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it -She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it -She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim -She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity" -She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven were to corporations that donated millions to her "charity"
But wait, there's more: -She's old -She's a baby boomer -She's a member of the wealthiest 1% -She's the face of establishment politics -She's a globalist neo-con -She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp -She's a shameless liar -She's the most non-transparent politician in history -She has stroke-induced brain damage -She's a cuckquean
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person.
>that fake smug face just be normal. you'll look hotter.
Brayden Gray
will you feel better if i check your 1 in 100 get?
Oliver Anderson
...
Brayden Wright
Fucking hell man.
Nolan Torres
thank you sir for the advice
Josiah Lopez
checking in ronery dlivel!
AWOOOOOO
Joshua Powell
Noice get m8
Benjamin Bennett
w/e
Jason Turner
I want to play a game with the shills.
Link me your single worst article about Donald Trump and I'll link you a single article about Hillary Clinton.
The rules:
1. All bias in the writing or website is ignored. 2. The article you link is absolutely true. 3. You must then vote for the candidate based solely on the articles provided.
I'm sure you can find better. This was one of the very first I found on google.
Who wants to play? :^)
Jack Cruz
Too bad she's an unfunny lolbertarian witg a punchable face
Alexander Powell
>nytimes.com/2016/06/12/nyregion/donald-trump-atlantic-city.html?_r=0 >Read this article if you like reading about unfathomably dumb business men who try to run for president. I grew up in Atlantic City, so i get it...but if it weren't for trump there wouldn't ever have been other jobs created outside the casino industry
Alexander Smith
>Timpf
obviously a Drumpf plant goys, nothing to see here.
really makes you think
Blake Turner
are tickets to his rallies free or how much do they cost? money not an issue just wondering how much i should drop on my account
Cooper Hughes
HURRR DRUMPFKIN EXPLAIN THIS CNN ARTICLE THATS BEEN POSTED A DOZEN TIMES
Jackson Young
This has been your public announcement of MAGA for Trump. We return you to your thread in progress.
Anthony Ortiz
allo guvnnah
Austin Bennett
>1776 by god it must be true
Owen Fisher
>Hillary is a woman
Well, guess I'm a #HillaryMissile now
Dylan Sullivan
ameow
Justin Bell
Would gape open with a speculum.
Juan Wood
>yfw Trump wins with the white vote alone
Ian Clark
I always assumed it was free
Brandon Watson
Used to laugh at shit like this, but it's all fucking coming true and at least some Americans are waking up to it.
Zachary Cruz
free
Noah Nguyen
FREE. it's possible that the venue would charge for parking.
Zachary Gomez
I can already imagine the Salon headlines.
Nicholas Turner
Greg Gutfeld just casually calls Trump U a scam as if doesn't have 98% customer satisfaction. I wonder if he will call Laureate a scam. Fucking pretend conservatives.
Nolan Perez
I would a Katbot.
Eli Stewart
>jew on greg gutfeld >DUDE BIG BLACK DICKS LMAO >everyone laughs
Kill me and them
Parker Kelly
Go home Johnson. No one wants to give cocaine to babies.
Ethan Peterson
...
Nathan Powell
>implying Joanne isn't hotter
Joshua Gray
thats nifty thanks guys
Jose Harris
isn't he a satirist?
Bentley Reed
hahaha look how happy he is
Kayden Brooks
She just endorsed that Johnson faggot
Christopher Cook
we dont want this beta femboi representing our movement
Hudson Ramirez
>1. All bias in the writing or website is ignored. >2. The article you link is absolutely true. >3. You must then vote for the candidate based solely on the articles provided.
For the record, all of the rules were made with the intention to help the shill in this game.
Nothing Trump has done or been accused of doing can even scratch the surface of the crimes Hillary Clinton has gotten away with.
Should I add a 4th rule that lets the shils spam as many shitty articles as they want? Maybe it'll be more fair.
The shills don't want to play, I guess... HAHAHAHAHA.
Michael King
Trumps plan is fucking genius. He is literally weeding out all the cucks in the republicans to make not only his cabinet great, but also the party. What is your prediction of what he does his first 100 days? What about the day right after he is elected?
Aiden Gray
berry badriodic numbers :DDDDD
Ian Ramirez
Holy shit guys...
Dad's a fucking liberal...
But now he's beginning to get red pilled...
Nathan Anderson
Somehow her being unstable is just making her more appealing.
Aaron Cooper
Within the first 100 days I think he will be present for the first panel of the wall
John Thompson
She made the right decision. Only morons actually support trump.
Cameron Gray
75+% white vote - 80-90% male, 60-70% female 25-35% black vote, mainly male 90-100% asian vote 10% muslim vote and the big shocker, 40% hispanic vote, even split m/f
lol'd at "design wall with mexico" for some reason
Samuel Morales
my dad's a conservative, so is my mom, both in commiefornia
they were redpilled their whole lives here
Elijah Long
Gary "Flood America with Illegal Immigrants" Johnson. Great choice if you want a total fucking collapse.
Ian Gonzalez
how to get a MAGA gf?
John Brooks
The problem is that he won't have to power to actually remove the cucks and has to rely on the cucks themselves going full retard in front of the public to the point they are kicked out, get arrested, or people stop voting for them. It's like the scene in 12 angry men where the guy suddenly goes full racist bigot and then realizes they all hate him now so he just agrees with them and sits in the corner.
Jaxon Butler
That's a perfect response, I don't see what the issue is.
Ryan Thomas
...
Elijah Collins
>how to get a MAGA gf?
GO TO CHURCH TOMORROW
Ian Ramirez
He is said it dead seriously, just casually while he was listing other things happening, as if it was a well known fact and the case has already concluded and found Trump guilty. People like him are the reason retards think a 98% customer satisfaction rate can be a scam. I've never heard of a scam where only 2% of the people who used it were complaining. What % of the people that used Laureate are complaining? Fucking all of them?
The constant double standard is just amazing. I mean I know to expect it, but it gets so tedious.
>man says something that makes sense >gets booed >shitskin says cuck approved message, gets applause
Holy shit brits are hopeless
Connor Powell
Grow one. >420 captcha
Christopher Hall
He supports a pathway to citizenship, you are just triggered because you can't compete in a free market. Trump will crash the american economy with his planned tarrifs.
Nathan Myers
m-me too
James King
She's a Libertarian it would have been strange if she hadn't.
Eli Powell
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO KNOW ALL THIS SHIT AND STILL SUPPORT HER BECAUSE VAGINA! Max Landis went on his nightly Twitter rant yesterday about how he hated Trump so much he was voting Clinton out of spite.
Cameron Gomez
Weeb shit.
Kevin Bennett
They WILL go full retard if Trump is President, believe me. Look how they reacted to his nomination and magnify it times 10 when they realize he has power now. Plus if Trump wins that means he will be popular enough to heavily effect the reelection campaigns of any given down ticket.
Jonathan Moore
fuck yes
just saw it for the first time yesterday with my girlfriend
shit is the redpill, you think stanley got killed for it?
If I were you I'd do what jesus just said, whether you are christian or not, syncronicities exist and so does will that transcends simple newtonian physics
