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fuck the colts

Aaron Rodgers is gay

nice edition, also aaron rodgers is not, i repeat, is not gay

I like this edition

>liking smartass plebbit edition
/nfl/ is truly dead

Who should I draft in my fantasy draft?

Tyreek Shill

I like it solely because of the qt Toxins cheerleader.

>go to Reddit for news
>tripfaggot
/nfl/ is dead.

i think mariota is gonna ball out this year

Crowder

K-kap isn't a distraction guys!!!
>news stories about him every single day even though he's an unsigned backup qb

Always loved him. Been following his career since that intense MSU vs Oregon game a few years back.

I could maybe take you seriously if you didn't think "Is Kaep Getting Blackballed?" is news

Obsessed much?

>draft
>not auction
unadulterateddisgust.jpg

why are so many ff leagues still beholden to the stupid luck of draft order instead of allowing everyone to value players however they want?

Post kino uniforms

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Raiders Superb Owl here we come baby just win baby

can any Michigan fans tell me about ben gedeon?
I was really glad vikings drafted him but I have no idea how he actually did. only played his senior season?
dude seems like a solid Mike.

Aaron really really likes women

But, they're separated.

She wasn't womanly enough for Aaron.

Jegs

>2017 New York Jets Season

Can someone explain to me what the fuck "kino" means? I see it everywhere

Can someone explain to me how Bleached Buttholes still has a job in the NFL?

Deutsch for movie theatre

this qb class sucked but drafting a running back was also kinda lame

This move over from Sup Forums?

He's gunna ball out this year. Bake Blortles will grab the AFC south, kill Luck, Roeslithberger, and Brady in the playoffs, then throw 8 touchdowns on the Vikings in the Owl. The other 2014 QBs will never compare. Don't agree? Give me proof this will not happen.

japanese for film

Dalton for sure if hes not taken as an early qb

I defy to you name a more mediocre QB than Ryan Tannehill.
It can't possibly be done.

Sam Bradford

bradford

Literally any qb in the AFC east not named Brady.

Actually makes me sad that Cutler retired.

Andy Dalton

+1 tbqh

At least he got out with his brain intact

What was left of it anyways. Dude is the missing link.

NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 67% 37 TDs 9 INTs 4,300 yards
Matt Stafford 64% 27 TDs 11 INTs 4,400 yards
Sam Bradford 63% 18 TDs 13 INTs 3,100 yards
Mike Glennon 59% 18 TDs 15 INTs 3,000 yards

NFC East
Eli Manning 64% 34 TDs 12 INTs 4,400 yards
Kirk Cousins 66% 27 TDs 15 INTs 4,600 yards
Carson Wentz 60% 27 TDs 17 INTs 4,000 yards
Dak Prescott 67% 25 TDs 14 INTs 3,200 yards

NFC South
Matt Ryan 65% 36 TDs 12 INTs 4,700 yards
Drew Brees 69% 33 TDs 16 INTs 4,900 yards
Jameis Winston 61% 31 TDs 16 TDs 4,300 yards
Cam Newton 57% 23 TDs 15 INTs 3,300 yards

NFC West
Carson Palmer 62% 28 TDs 14 INTs 4,200 yards
Russell Wilson 65% 26 TDs 9 INTs 4,100 yards
Jared Goff 59% 21 TDs 16 INTs 3,600 yards
Brian Hoyer 61% 19 TDs 11 INTs 3,400 yards


AFC North
Ben Roethlisberger 65% 35 TDs 11 INTs 4,800 yards
Andy Dalton 64% 26 TDs 14 INTs 3900 yards
Joe Flacco 63% 24 TDs 13 INTs 4,300 yards
Cody Kessler 64% 9 TDs 4 INTs 1,100 yards
Brock Osweiler 57% 11 TDs 10 INTs 1,800 yards

AFC East
Tom Brady 65% 38 TDs 10 INTs 4,800 yards
Ryan Tannehill 65% 25 TDs 12 INTs 4,300 yards
Tyrod Taylor 60% 20 TDs 14 INts 3,400 yards
Josh McCown 56% 6 TDs 7 INTs 1100 yards
Christian Hackenberg 57% 13 TDs 13 INTs 1,600 yards
Bryce Petty 53% 2 TDs 2 INTs 300 yards

AFC South
Andrew Luck 63% 36 TDs 13 INTs 4,700 yards
Marcus Mariota 65% 28 TDs 10 INTs 3,900 yards
Blake Bortles 60% 24 TDs 14 INTs 4,000 yards
Tom Savage 60% 21 TDs 16 INTs 3,700 yards

AFC West
Phillip Rivers 63% 33 TDs 14 INTs 4,700 yards
Derek Carr 64% 30 TDs 12 INTs 4,200 yards
Alex Smith 66% 22 TDs 9 INTs 3,500 yards
Trevor Siemian 59% 8 TDs 6 INTs 1,300 yards
Paxton Lynch 60% 16 TDs 5 INTs 2,200 yards

So fucking glad they banned your dumbass from the discord

He won't ball out in fantasy. He'll be efficient as fucking hell but a qb 1? Nah not likely, I'd go with dalton since he's getting taken sooooo late

Surely the Jaguars will do better this season. Surely they have hit the absolute nadir for futility and irrelevance for an NFL franchise, and it's only looking up from here.

Right? Surely that has to be the case. Surely they can't go any lower.

Who is the greatest running back of all time and why is it Emmitt Smith?

>Eli Manning 64% 34 TDs 12 INTs 4,400 yards


hahahahha

E.Smith.

>DeShone Kizer looking impressive in camp

C-Could it be? Have the Browns found a quarterback, at long last? Would be pretty funny if they got him when they weren't trying to.

>oh hey look it's your annual "x-player has been impressive in camp" report
Not buying it

nah. our weakest part is our QBs. Cody is boring. Brock is meh and unstable. Kizer is a meme.

>Browns fans think Isaiah Crowell can join the elite-level statistical RBs in 2017

can he?

He really, really likes women.

Walter Payton or Barry Sanders

Alex Smith. I win.

All-time, Vinny Testaverde. I win again.

> Browns fans think can be good

No

The Jaguars went from having the best new helmet in the NFL to having the absolute worst one

Pic related, but they are officially allowed to change them this year now and a lot of people expect them to

that actually similar to his 2015 statline

I love All or Nothing so far, but that coaching staff (except the Special Teams guy) is atrocious.

Jeff Fischer: Great work so far, I'm really proud of you guys. I love you more than my children. You are the apex of human civilization. Just say the word and I'll let you fuck my wife. Let's go Rams!

>Rams lose by four touchdowns

Greg Williams: YOU FUCKING CUNTSOCKETS! This fucking performance isn't fucking good enough! Your existence is god's failure! Fuck you!

>Rams lose by four touchdowns

I like their helmet, not so much their logo. Kinda dig the whole matte/gloss gradient.

>4.8 y/a
>among the best in yards after contact
Browns RBs have been one year wonders lately (Trent Richardson, Peyton Hillis). But Crowell seems to have talent, so probably.

Not to mention, Oline has improved overnight and Hue Jackson is unironically a good coach.

This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen posted on this website

I wish our quarterbacks were mediocre

GOAT uniforms

The fact that it's Blake Buttholes is really all that needs to be said.

*teleports behind you*

Nothing personnel, kid

Hey kid, when are you gonna win a playoff game?

>this is the last month without football

why do you keep posting this when practically everyone has said they are retarded as fuck projections? You suck at this dude

Objectively Correct

If you just started watching football this season, i guess.

>Toxins
>"Sure-thing" Playoff team
High praise.

the tits are taking the division
cuckboys will be lucky to win a playoff game let alone go to the owl, jason garret isnt a good HC
aints, ravens, cards and broncos are 8-8 teams at best

I can't wait for the Cowboys to finish 8-8.

is Steelers that good? also in 2019 we are going to playoffs and we will have a Superbowl before 2025. mark my words.we are building a good team for future.

>The tits are taking the division
I wouldn't say that's a sure thing. If the Texans' offense doesn't improve this year (which depends on Savage/Watson, whoever takes the reigns and when), then It'll be close again like last year.

Put the lions in the sure thing spot for wild card

>Put the lions in the sure thing spot for wild card
They fluked their asses into a playoff spot last year where they got promptly tossed out in embarrassing fashion and they lost to every good team they faced, but they are a sure fire playoff team?

Cant wait

the texans are cursed, they will forever be a QB away from being a contender

Don't understand meme magic my man

besides, who is going to challenge them? They are the best of the bottom

They have a shitty defense and no running game.

And yet they still made the playoffs. At the very least the defense and running game are the same, if not better now. They drafted new defensive players and Ansah is healthy again.

As for the running game, it was actually more the complete lack of run blocking that was the issue. Hopefully the revamped o-line will solve that.

>And yet they still made the playoffs.
Yeah, it's called a fluke.
They got to their asses handed to them by all the good teams and barely beat the bad teams.

>Kizer looking impressive in camp
Its nothing. Manziel looked "impressive" in camp, too
>Browns fans think Isaiah Crowell can join elite l-level RBs in 2017
Nah. He's a decent #1. Not even close to elite level though. Short of him getting 1,500+ with 5.5+ YPC and 10+TDs, he'll stay around average/decent
>weakest part is QBs
You forgot about the WR corps of unproven 2nd year players and Kenny Britt. In order for them to move out of the cellar, Coleman has to breakout as the clear #1, Britt has to play like last season, Louis needs to find his hands, and the rest of the supporting cast (Higgins, Peyton, Hall, etc) need to prove they are ready for the NFL level. Much more work to do there.

That being said, the QB position battle is still Kessler's to lose. I see the final depth chart like this:
1. Kessler
2. Osweiler (with complaining)
3. Kizer (learning)
4. Hogan (relegated to PS, called up mid-season due to injury)

S A V A G E

Is he a top 10 Quarterback?

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at this point?
Yes

No

>Ogbah and Garrett
>Nassib as a backup
That rotation should be fun to watch.

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That was half the reason the rams had to get rid of him. For all the motivational speeches he would give it always resulted in nothing. Watching him get fired made me actually feel sorry for the guy. He couldnt help that he was a relic.

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sure is reddit in here

QB is Cody Kessler, no one will beat him out.
Don't fall for the "qb competition" meme when one guy is so superior to all other options.

>the league is STILL investigating Zeke

What in the FUCK is taking so long? How could it possibly take this long to investigate something that was settled in court more than a year ago, and which wasn't that complicated to begin with?

When will the Cowboys stop with this delusion? they have no defense. Dak and Zeke will have sophomore slumps and the Eagles will win their division.

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