Post 5 of your favorite artists/bands in no specific order, others guess what you're like in real life

Post 5 of your favorite artists/bands in no specific order, others guess what you're like in real life.

I'll start:
>Bones
>Wu-Tang Clan
>Porcupine Tree
>Johnny Cash
>Devin Townsend

>xanopticon
>richard devine
>atomhead
>terminal 11
>qebrus

you seem pretty boring t b h

David Bowie
Billy Joel
Stevie Wonder
Herbie Hancock
Nina Simone
(Bjork recently got demoted)

+Wu Tang, Johnny Cash
Mid 20s cigar smoker, polite and quiet. Charming

Meth addict.

You're a faggot

>Boris
>Outkast
>Elliott Smith
>Sufjan Stevens
>King Crimson

>Marmot Jenkins
>Kell Tresvant
>Mordecai Robinson Brown
>Frank Oquendo
>Sparky Heilman

Bad taste

Mozart
Stockhausen
Bach
Beethoven
Arvo Pärt

You're the guy who always puts on the songs nobody likes at a house party.

Sup dad.

Bach is shit, and Mozart was an uncreative hack

>Mass tagging to tell people how bad their taste is
Pretentious dickbag.

>Sup dad.
Should I be insulted?

>Charming
I wish m8. Other than that and the cigars, you're spot on.

>Rush
>Depeche Mode
>Haken
>Rage Against the Machine
>Dream Theater

>>Mass tagging to tell people how bad their taste is
I'm just playin'
I love everybody here!

Attended community college to pursue a degree in communications and dropped out

Plays guitar in 2 bands

aw how cute! mozart, bach, and beethoven: baby's first composers! it's pretty obvious that you're trying to make yourself seem super classy, but all five of these composers are actually quite surface level. you should try posting some more obscure stuff next time. it'll give you more internet cred!

>Attended community college to pursue a degree in communications and dropped out
no
>Plays guitar in 2 bands
not a guitar, in none bands

16 year old kid who thinks he's smarter than all his peers

>You're a faggot
>listens to soycore

Rush
Art Tatum
King Crimson
Benny Goodman
Iron Maiden

should i kill myself after you got all of this stuff?

In No Order:

>Megadeth
>David Bowie
>Steven Wilson
>Judas Priest
>Pink Floyd

>using soyboy meme unironically

ok
>calls others faggot
>is a beta male and or twink and listens to music for that demographic accordingly

Nah everyone on here had a phase like that, whether they want to admit it or not.

Found the guy whose parents never showed him attention

>Meth addict.
you're kinda close, but no, not meth
>Bad taste
haha yea
>You're the guy who always puts on the songs nobody likes at a house party.
implying a guy like me even gets invited to house parties

Cornelius
The Beach Boys
Nick Drake
Frank Ocean
Kate Bush

>Limp Bizkit
>Nine Inch Nails
>Pink Floyd
>Yellow Swans
>Taylor Swift

>you're kinda close, but no, not meth
Cocaine?
Heroin?

That guy you know who doesn't seem to have a long-term plan for life, just sees what comes his way. Somehow always lands on his feet tho

easy to hang out with, not too judgmental

"partician"

stopped expanding their horizons out of highschool and are happy enough with life but still trying to make that dream

> Kayo Dot
> White Suns
> Time of Orchids
> Ground Zero
> Wayne Shorter

you have a beard, unfortunately it doesn't grow on cheeks or chin
you like to read a lot of books
you're a very pale-skinned white person
you think all music is equal, you also listened to carly rae jepsen's emotions and thought it was good
you have long hair and attemped/have studied music theory in the past

>Bathory
>Nine Inch Nails
>Slayer
>Marvin Gaye
>Otis Redding

You're a bit eccentric but in a likeable and non pretentious way.

You're gay.

You get pizza every weekend.

Smoke pot.

Teenager that talks shit about kids his age.

You just got into music. Consider yourself 'artsy'.

Quiet dude.

>You just got into music.
I've been into music since early high school.
I'm fucking 20.

Well, I was wrong.

>fucking 20.
and Billy Joel is one of your favorite artists baka

Accurate.

as far as I know, not accurate.

>Nine Inch Nails
>QOTSA
>Beck
>Death Grips
>FIDLAR

Bob Dylan
Bowie
Titus Andronicus
Wilco/Uncle Tupelo/Loose Fur
Dinosaur Jr.

In no order

You practicly live on reddit and you think Marvel movies are actually good. People feel you are a total tryhard and lame.
gb2 redit btw

You are extremely far off, though I didn't realize how basic my favs are until making that list

The guy who likes David Lynch movies but pretends to like Death Grips

>Lil Ugly Mane
>Built To Spill
>Modest Mouse
>Candy Claws
>Aphex Twin

I actually have short hair. Studied Music all through high school and a bit in college, though.

David Lynch is severely over-rated and who the fuck pretends to like Death Grips

Talk Talk
Claude Debussy
Josephine Foster
Fursaxa
Jackie-O Motherfucker

>baka
Weeb.

desu baka senpai, newfriend.

I'm calling the police. Don't ever talk to me or my son, again.

>the velvet underground
>the taxpayers
>godspeed you! black emperor
>slint
>teen suicide / sam ray

Try spelling out 't*bh s*mh f*am' without the asterisk.

>Coil
>Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
>Ween
>New Order
>King Crimson

Generally chill guy, a bit awkward socially.

Grew up in some suburban, kind of shit city

You shit on people who are more popular than you despite having never actually talked or interacted with them

I know it turns into that.
That's why I learned to stop typing it in unlike you.

I did it on purpose for the funs

The Smashing Pumpkins
David Bowie
Henry Rollin's stint with Black Flag
Morrissey (solo & The Smiths)
Esham

ok then whats all about with your old memes? I thought otherwise.

Fuck you faggot. You're a film embryo

>Oasis
>Beethoven
>The Rolling Stones
>JS Bach
>Sergei Rachmaninoff

youre pretty fucken full of yourself for someone who likes death grips in 2017

That's not me stupid.

You're shy. You like people, but you don't like yourself very much.

You are a normal human being who is gainfully employed and enjoy the company of other people.

I'm a liar. This is me.

A happy loner and almost nobody knows who you are.

Patti Smith
Kanye
Mike Patton
Beach House
Jimi Hendrix

i can never actually decide with this favorite artist shit
>pan sonic
>discordance axis
>ween
>parliament
>john fahey
spends all day moping around
cool dad
massive stoner

>cool dad
I'm not a dad what is this.

How did you know, user

Danny Brown
Gonjasufi
The Knife
Azaelia Banks
Bork

>mozart, bach, beethoven
>surface level
I was about to call the guy you're replying you pretentious but you're beyond hope

wow shes ugly

>magma
>ozric tentacles
>scriabin
>ravel
>yes
>inb4 lmao weed

Aphex Twin
Weather Report
The B-52's
OutKast
Big Black

Stop before I derail the thread with Emily Jean posting.
Apologize

She's fucking disgusting desu ;)

Wait, which one are you, Shy Pumpkins or gainfully employed Bizkit?

Shy pumpkins
This is your final warning

Nice trips, you devil, you.
Corgan, Rollins, and Morissey always give me the impression of very empathic, socially sensitive songwriters. The more in tune you are with other people's feelings, the more you think you'll hurt them if you get close. Hence the shyness coupled with self-criticism.
For the record, i have no idea who Esham is.

>John Fahey
>Jason Molina
>Sparklehorse
>Neil Young
>Tom Waits

>Brainbombs
>Xiu Xiu
>Unsane
>Boris
>Black Flag

Approachably cool and friendly guy, probably a big boy
indie nu male
Big brain ed

The Residents
Mr. Bungle
Frank Zappa
Ariel Pink
Ween

Cocteau Twins
Boards of Canada
Wire
Autechre
Bibio

>linkin park
>woodentoaster/glaze
>system of a down
>rise against
couldnt find a 5th because most of my music is assorted youtube music i have downloaded

You're 15 and angry

You fluctuate between rage and despair on a daily basis

Reddit-tier nihilist

>Pink Floyd
>The Residents
>Velvet Underground
>The Beatles
>Renaldo & The Loaf

wtf are literally ALL of these artists
except for yes and outkast, and 'yes' i only know because of roundabout

wrong

Listen to some of them, because literally every one of those artists are lightyears artistically ahead of the middle-school tier shite you posted

Jesus christ, I've never seen someone who's this much of a faggot.

maybe 16 years old then?
i mean i don't even listen to any of those bands, but i still know how most of them sound.
Ozric Tentacles is pretty dope though

kek forgot top 5
>Kingston Wall
>Gore Beyond Necropsy
>The Gerogerigegege
>Man Or Astro-Man?
>Exumer

Lmao

relishes telling people about musicians they don't know
patrician
probably white and has ikea furniture
was once a lol so randum kid
edgier than thou

>Coil
>KLF
>Current 93
>Lizzy Mercier Descloux
>Medicine

CHAD

What composers should I listen to if I like minimalist/impressionist stuff? I like experimental stuff too like John cage but not shit

>Weezer
>The Strokes
>A Tribe Called Quest
>Kanye West
>Nujabes

>Richard Hawley
>Roy Orbison
>Gordon Lightfoot
>Neil Young
>Ron Sexsmith

>New Order
>Cold Cave
>Zomby
>Meat Beat Manifesto
>B12
>Death
>Catherine Wheel
>Bark Psychosis
>Hum

David Bowie
They Might Be Giants
Leonard Cohen
Father John Misty
Spinvis

Brand New
Sunny Day Real Estate
Silverstein
Cloud Nothings
Kingston Wall

Never heard of the other bands but Kingston Wall is good so you're probably patrician
Reddit

well if you decide to check the others out, keep in mind they sound NOTHING like Kingston Wall.
Man Or Astro-Man? = the best surf band out there