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Tell me why you like this meme.

Castrate yourself Disney scum

ITS A REBELLION ISNT IT?! I REBEL

How badly will she fuck Vader up?

Does anybody really like this cunt? Why couldn't they bast a Lucy Lawless like actress?

>YWN look deep into those eyes and tell her how much you liked this movie.

The lack of hype around this movie is deafening

Post yfw it won't even make 1b

I'd sort of forgotten this trash was coming - thanks OP, I hope you die in a fire

It will suck like TFA

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>Diversity One

Fuck this movie. Might pirate it some day. Fucking shills are going to increase here.

Are you hyped for Expendables 4 guys?

I'm hyped tbqh

You'll see it anyways.

w e w

There is like 1 tenth of the Internet chatter about Star Wars, compared to this time last year.

Just 1 year into Disneys two DECADE long Star Wars roadmap and this is the situation already.

Why is Drake in there?

eurofag here do people even care? i see no advertising anywhere. is it different in the states?

Last year everyone was excited about it coming back, this year it already is.

Daily reminder Sup Forums thought the same about jurassic world

DUDE ITS ABOUT THE HARDSHIP OF FEMINISM
DUDE EVIL WHITEMEN LMAO
DUDE TRUMP SYMBOLISM LMAO

attentions spans are short. if people get told to anticipate it now they'll move on in a fortnight.

This is the worst prequel yet

She is SO HOT

Surely that is going to be the stance going forwards.

This new film isn't even part of the "saga" it's a short story, a side note in the Star Wars story.

>Did you ever wonder what happened in the 6 months prior to Episode IV????
No
>Well here it is
Oh ok

>Did you ever wonder about what happened in the week prior to Episode VI?
No
>Well, we're thinking about showing you that as well
Right

>Did you ever wonder about what young Han Solo got up to?
No
>Well here it is

>Boba Fett was epic, epic for the win, do you want to see a Boba Fett only film?
I liked him more as a mysterious Bounty Hunter and less of an inept Pacific Islander assassin
>Well he's getting his own film too

the fatigue is going to set in soon, I don't think any of these films will flop but by balls it'll get exhausting.

You never really got over Jon Stewart leaving the Daily Show, did you? Poor bastard.

Why is there a quip in every clip they are releasing of this movie?
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>mfw we don't get a flashback scene of showing the clone wars with updated CGI which looks much better compared to Attack of Clones' 2002 CGI
NAHHHH let's just make this a quippy action movie instead

>She is SO HOT
who gives a shit in the age of porn?

w-we hate it don't we bros? grrr!

INFORMATION ABOUT THE OPENING SCENE OF ROGUE ONE

>Drama's going down in the galaxy. In director Gareth Edwards' Rogue One – set just before the original movie – the audience meets Jyn as a young child when she's given a necklace with a Kyber crystal (the Force-attuned material used to power a lightsaber) by her mother Lyra (Valene Kane). At the same time, a shuttle carrying Director Orson Krennic (Ben Mendelsohn) and his Imperial Death Trooper squad arrives at the Erso homestead to find Jyn's dad, scientist-turned-farmer Galen Erso (Mads Mikkelsen). Wanting to keep his family safe, Galen confronts Krennic (who wants Galen's help on the stalled Death Star construction project) and balks when the Imperial officer talks about the superweapon of mass destruction bringing peace to the galaxy.

>Like Rey, Jyn has her life torn apart at a young age. Daisy Ridley's The Force Awakens heroine was left on a desert planet by herself as a child, and Jones' character has a similar life-altering incident: A tragedy occurs in the Krennic situation, Galen is taken and Jyn runs for her life, hiding in a cave and ultimately being found by Rebel extremist Saw Gerrera (Forest Whitaker), a veteran of the Clone Wars (see: the prequels).

>The heroes have squad goals. Years later, Jyn is a prisoner in an Imperial labor camp on Wobani, and Rebels bust her out when cargo pilot Bodhi Rook (Riz Ahmed) tells the good guys that Galen is a major key to the Death Star project. The team starts to take shape: Cassian Andor (Diego Luna) is shown as a Rebel secret-agent type who has informants in the underworld, assassin Baze Malbus (Jiang Wen) is a trigger-happy sort, and his blind monk buddy, Force-sensitive warrior Chirrut Imwe (Donnie Yen), beats up a battalion of Stormtroopers when the Rebels ambush Imperial forces in Jedha City. (Jyn is also aces at taking out bad guys with a baton or blaster.)

No chance user. They ruined everything with tfa

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funny because the people in your pic are the ones defending all these movies and not the other way around

I'm going to whinge about it until I'm at least thirty years old and people who might have agreed cross the street to avoid me.

Star Wars movies have always had hot chicks, but I felt sorta cheated by TFA and that 6/10 they cast to lead it. I'm glad to see the side movies are making up for it.

It's better it exists than not. Admit it.

I want to kiss her

Not as funny as you being an adult and needing so badly to believe this shit.

>I hate cute girls
Get the fuck off Sup Forums

Yasss Queen Slay

I love Star Wars

You're fucking retarded user.

>liking star wars not centered around Luke Skywalker. Holy shit you need to stop shilling.

Why does the Tie variant exist?
What differentiates it from the regular fighter? Was it a prototype? Did this lead to the Interceptor design?

Truly, she was a Rogue One.

>the fatigue is going to set in soon,
TFA was garbage, irebel looks like shit. Han movie is one of the worst ideas they could have chosen to do. Just fuck my star wars up.

Is this you user? It's rather good.

1. another bland lead
2. another death star
3. recycling the same shit we've already seen

Nothing about this movie is new or interesting in the slightest. At least TFA you wondered what the story would be about and what actors they'd pry out of their coffins for a cheap cameo.

WTF is this shit?
capeshit should be shilled only in Sup Forums

They've chosen Solo because he's the best example of "toxic masculinity", he'll probably get cucked hard by strong wiminz in that flick, screencap this. Here, have a leaked production still.

That's a baby TIE, numbnuts. As TIEs age, they sprout additional panels and can even grow new barrels. The typical "tie"-shaped variant we see most often in the saga's war setting is effectively a young adult.

How dare i talk about star wars, in star wars thread. Its not my fault it was a piece of shit. It could have been so good.

Rule of cool.

>2. another death star
What the fuck are ypi talking about there's only 2 death stars as usual

5 > 4 > 6 >> 3 > 1 > 2 >> Ewoks: The Battle for Endor > Christmas Special > 7 > Ewoks: Caravan of Courage

I'm just praying it underperforms compared to TFA. I don't want it to outright fail, as I might like to see one of the ideas they come up with at some point, but I do want them to realize that trashing Trilogies after IX would be a fucking terrible mistake. If they are going to drive the franchise into the ground, the least they can do is keep the formula of a continuing setting about generations.

Shes a woman with terrible crows feet. She hasnt been a cute girl for a long time.

>7
Fan fiction doesn't, doesnt count. See you at the briefing

But it doesn't even look cool.

>A podracing movie
>A Darth Plageuis movie with a young Palpatine
>A Darth Maul prequel movie
>A Qui Gon Jinn prequel where he has to hunt down a Sith before events of Phantom Menace
>A Blade Runner like movie based in Coroscant where a Jedi has to hunt the whereabouts of a group of Sith which hide in the shadows
>A Darth Jar Jar movie starring Obi Won, set a couple days after Episode 3 where he has to return to coroscant to find out the whereabouts of Jar Jar who has been reported to be working for Palpatine. Obi Won then becomes a hermit on Tatooine after he kills Jar Jar
>A movie set on Tatooine, a few days before the events of Episode 4 detailing Obi Wan living alone as a hermit whilst he has flashbacks to the life he left behind

If Disney made these movies, I'd love them so much

Is this from Zootopia 2?

>She hasnt been a cute girl for a long time
You are blind.
>Shes a woman with terrible crows feet.
mmmmm prove it

Actually, take the Obi Wan hermit movie idea, Darth Jar Jar movie idea and blend them together as the Darth Jar Jar parts are told in flashback.

Then we get another flashback detailing how Obi Wan was hunted down by Darth Maul who survived (we know he survives in the animated clone wars series so this is fine) and then we get a cool scene of old Obi Wan (played by Ewan of course) fighting Darth Maul on Tatooine.

>That dumb looking face

Is she Reys mother?

I doubt they're not going to make 10-12 at some point but i hope this and solo under perform so they reevaluate the pandering and make something good.

hnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

How fucking new are you?

Once Disney drags the Yuuzan Vong out of the woodwork the series will go full Marvel. I can already see it.

>Watching this interview
>realizing that Lucas was right about everything

What have we done.

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>I'll never get an espionage thriller about I.I. agents trying to unfuck the constant in fighting of the sith lords

All of that sounds like complete shit.

She reminds of me of those lesbo dykes that try to act tough till they get punched in the head.

You don't have to wair that long user. Tfa already showed theyre just after the marvel audience.

>brother invites me to the local theater
>Roque One ad starts playing before the movie starts
>nobody in the audience gives a shit - one one fat landwhale screams with some dudebros telling her to shut the fuck up

Star Wars hype is dead.
TFA killed it.

Everyone loved Phantom Menace shortly after it aired as well but over time people noticed the flaws and so eventually lost interest.

>HER

>TPM made a billion
>AotC only made 600 million

Roque One might not even make a billion

It'll make 800 million max. Probably not even that.

>Strong independent womyn

>posts picture of Lucas
>says best movie is one neither written nor directed by him

Lucas is related to the thread so why not?

...

>Rey shows up in Roque One
>goes for the hit
>she hits back
>the massive amount of liberal writing power and the fact that neither of them can lose thanks to it turns into a black hole consuming the entire Star Wars franchise and Disney itself

>ywn fuck owo skeeks' nose-pussy

How can Daisy even compete?

Is this real?

Felicity Jones = Social Justice Working feminist that regularly attends protests and feminist rallies. She's usually the one to get a chant going amongst the crowd and she screams the loudest when someone tries to challenge her argument.

The Rogue One squad = Oppressed multi cultural men of colour that are fighting back against whitey and the white privledge.

Vader/Empire = Donald Trump and his alt-right neo nazi supporters.

>No man can resist the power of the dark side
>I am no man! *cuts his hand off*

screencap this

I Believe That She Can Win! I Believe That She Can Win!

fucking trash him so badly and will send him flying towards Death Star Prime. Palpatine is going to flee but she decides not to purse to leave the sw galaxy to come to our galaxy and defeat trump