Now cast Ken
Ok we have Barbie
Idris Elba
Norm MacDonald
That black guy from Star Wars.
If we're going unconventional off-cast Barbie, we should do the same for Ken.
I vote Gary Busey.
Melissa McCarthy
Aiden Gillen
Is Amy is Barbie, Ken should be David Cross or Wallace Shawn
It will be his greatest comeback since Spiderman 3 and Predators.
Seth Rogan
Brendan Fraser
James Corden
He's in India filming a Mafia film as we speak
Steve Buscemi.
James Corden
Jonah hill
well seeing as Amy Schumer is Barbie
Ken would probably have to be like a male model or something maybe Channing Tatum
Since they're clearly doing a ironic parody, Jonah Hill.
Louis Cuckold
Well there's a whole city of barbies right? So there would be a whole city of Kens too. And this way they can have cameos from Kevin Hart and Jason Bateman as some of the Kens, but they never have to pretend to fall in love with her and it lets them promote the message of diversity
Realistically, she'll hate all the Kens and fall in love with some normal guy when she's banished. But he'll later turn out to be a dick (like all men, am i right?). At the end of the film, after defeating the mean old mayor, she'll find a quirky, awkward Ken that she never noticed before (played by Channing Tatum) and they'll fall in love. And then she'll wittily reply something like "I guess the best men really are made of plastic ;)"
Roll credits
Get that funny one, what's the name, Amy Schumer
Who are you kidding, the final good Ken is gonna be black for sure. Why stop halfway if they are making a feminism diveristy movie anyway.
john goodman
>the final good Ken is gonna be black for sure
Schumer has literally never paired up with a black man on screen, or any minority. She doesn't care about identity politics, she uses feminism to make people feel guilty and laugh at her shit jokes
The only way her Ken is black is if it's Idris Elba
Otherwise, it's just going to be a generic male model who's really quirky
The black Kens will just be in the background with the Chinese Kens and the Indian Barbies
John Cena
Only one choice, of course.
Patton Oswalt.
Idris Elba
Elliot Rodger with blonde hair dye.
Steven Seagall
Danny Devito
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Aziz Ansari
louis c.k
>unironically sporting the JUST haircut
>a male Ken
Patton Oswald, obviously.
Seth Rogen, who else? Alternatively, this for extra progressive points.
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A 10/10 superchad, nothing else from a man is worth fucking, of course.
This.
>This movie believes that a mountain of a man like Cena would date a pig like Amy
Nobody saw him so it's ok
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Idris Elba
Literally who?
kys pleb
Literally who?
you have to go back to red.it
>rugged good looks....check
>chiseled as fuck....check
>can't act (like Barbie)....check
>plastic hair....CHECK
JUST cast my role up pham
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yawn
>CEM OOOOON BARBIE ARE YE GEN TE GRAB MA WILLY OR WOT?
having an attractive actor would be sexist for Ken, giving boys unrealistic expectations. The actor for Ken should match Amy in terms of casting. Jonah Hill seems appropriate.
>/thread -ing your own post
Kys
>implying it isn't /thread-worthy post
nikki bella can be decently hot at times but holy shit she looks like a monster in this picture
This.
It's only im a big and beautiful woman not men.
can't find a better choice 2bh
came here to post this
Wow shitlord did you just assume Ken's gender? We need to teach young girls to look up to fat dykes making vagina jokes while they drive around in cars paid for by their alimony checks and terrorize WHITE MALES
In deference to your quads, it's heavily implied that he's actually gay.
>giant muscle lord ever wanting to stuff a pig
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