Ok we have Barbie

Now cast Ken

Idris Elba

Norm MacDonald

That black guy from Star Wars.

If we're going unconventional off-cast Barbie, we should do the same for Ken.

I vote Gary Busey.

Melissa McCarthy

Aiden Gillen

Is Amy is Barbie, Ken should be David Cross or Wallace Shawn

It will be his greatest comeback since Spiderman 3 and Predators.

Seth Rogan

Brendan Fraser

James Corden

He's in India filming a Mafia film as we speak

Steve Buscemi.

James Corden

Jonah hill

well seeing as Amy Schumer is Barbie

Ken would probably have to be like a male model or something maybe Channing Tatum

Since they're clearly doing a ironic parody, Jonah Hill.

Louis Cuckold

Well there's a whole city of barbies right? So there would be a whole city of Kens too. And this way they can have cameos from Kevin Hart and Jason Bateman as some of the Kens, but they never have to pretend to fall in love with her and it lets them promote the message of diversity

Realistically, she'll hate all the Kens and fall in love with some normal guy when she's banished. But he'll later turn out to be a dick (like all men, am i right?). At the end of the film, after defeating the mean old mayor, she'll find a quirky, awkward Ken that she never noticed before (played by Channing Tatum) and they'll fall in love. And then she'll wittily reply something like "I guess the best men really are made of plastic ;)"
Roll credits

Get that funny one, what's the name, Amy Schumer

Who are you kidding, the final good Ken is gonna be black for sure. Why stop halfway if they are making a feminism diveristy movie anyway.

john goodman

>the final good Ken is gonna be black for sure
Schumer has literally never paired up with a black man on screen, or any minority. She doesn't care about identity politics, she uses feminism to make people feel guilty and laugh at her shit jokes

The only way her Ken is black is if it's Idris Elba
Otherwise, it's just going to be a generic male model who's really quirky
The black Kens will just be in the background with the Chinese Kens and the Indian Barbies

John Cena

Only one choice, of course.

Patton Oswalt.

Idris Elba

Elliot Rodger with blonde hair dye.

Steven Seagall

Danny Devito

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Aziz Ansari

louis c.k

>unironically sporting the JUST haircut

>a male Ken

Patton Oswald, obviously.

Seth Rogen, who else? Alternatively, this for extra progressive points.

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A 10/10 superchad, nothing else from a man is worth fucking, of course.

This.

>This movie believes that a mountain of a man like Cena would date a pig like Amy

Nobody saw him so it's ok

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Idris Elba

Literally who?

kys pleb

Literally who?

you have to go back to red.it

>rugged good looks....check
>chiseled as fuck....check
>can't act (like Barbie)....check
>plastic hair....CHECK

JUST cast my role up pham

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yawn

>CEM OOOOON BARBIE ARE YE GEN TE GRAB MA WILLY OR WOT?

having an attractive actor would be sexist for Ken, giving boys unrealistic expectations. The actor for Ken should match Amy in terms of casting. Jonah Hill seems appropriate.

>/thread -ing your own post

Kys

>implying it isn't /thread-worthy post

nikki bella can be decently hot at times but holy shit she looks like a monster in this picture

This.

It's only im a big and beautiful woman not men.

can't find a better choice 2bh

came here to post this

Wow shitlord did you just assume Ken's gender? We need to teach young girls to look up to fat dykes making vagina jokes while they drive around in cars paid for by their alimony checks and terrorize WHITE MALES

In deference to your quads, it's heavily implied that he's actually gay.

>giant muscle lord ever wanting to stuff a pig

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